Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.
by C.A.O. Granada of Map of Nicaragua Inside Band
Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.
by Anonymous Poet
This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.
by Haikuized 4 You of U Owe Me Big Time
How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
by Anonymous Poet
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
by The World
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
by Keen of Quing
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
by Shirley Smothers
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
by Extinction of Stink
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
by Pervert Dinosaur
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
by Abomination of Desolation
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
by Hydra Onion of Minsk
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
by Pervert Dinosaur
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal)
Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
by Pervert Dinosaur
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
by Sorry they fooled you
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
by Battle on keyboard warrior
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch
"But Putin is bad!"
Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"
by Tell Lie Vision of War is Profitable (but only for them)
Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them
by I Get That of can you blame the guy?
Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)
by Nuland, Undersecretary of State confirmed in a hearing
The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion?
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
by you don't have to eat it
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified
Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn
by Conservative Apologist
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
by Jen Psucky of Fake President
Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.
by Quentin Quisp of Quisling Quorum
Best of internet:
It's this website: Bad Haiku.
You were born for this.
by Hillary Clintong of Anthiny Weener
I think I'll sick up
Longpig and motion sickness
Lord, this bus ride stinks!
by Barf Figpuker of Bus
Why do you haiku?
Something to do While you poo?
You know it is true
by Gildon Bert
High ku, lo ku-ku
Waikiki or why haiku
Haiku you, we high.
by Don Gilbert of Internet
I'm "devastated"
And I am "heartbroken" too.
(The George Soros show).
by Strictly Re-runs of Hungary
Best Birdseed Breakfast
West of the Rocky Mountains
Stick that in your beak
by Tip of my beak
