Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 203 Days and 76505 Haiku later...

Fart introduction...
Are haiku belong to you?
Up your bathroom hole
Haiku # 75159, March 21, 2022 4:01 am ET
by Clean up in aisle 9 of Stink
Balot.
Haiku # 75158, March 20, 2022 11:48 pm ET
by Can we just give the site back to the real poets. of Your hate is tearing you down. Just send it to me.
Let's just settle it
Balut egg eating contest
The winner gets the runs
Haiku # 75157, March 20, 2022 11:44 pm ET
by Rhapsody in Balut of Restroom
Parallel timeline:
Ukraine invaded because
They're mostly unvaxxed
Haiku # 75156, March 20, 2022 10:42 pm ET
by Media fawns over Putin
Tossing and turning:
Who told all the foreigners
About bad haiku?
Haiku # 75155, March 20, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Why have you done this?
I have seen your power to destroy and it is awesome. I have seen Christ's power. There is no forgiveness for the evil one. You must destroy it. The push of a button.
Haiku # 75154, March 20, 2022 10:32 pm ET
by Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
gross
Haiku # 75153, March 20, 2022 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.
Haiku # 75152, March 20, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by C.A.O. Granada of Map of Nicaragua Inside Band
Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.
Haiku # 75151, March 20, 2022 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.
Haiku # 75150, March 20, 2022 3:11 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of U Owe Me Big Time
How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
Haiku # 75149, March 20, 2022 2:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
Haiku # 75148, March 20, 2022 12:00 pm ET
by The World
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
Haiku # 75146, March 19, 2022 11:20 pm ET
by Keen of Quing
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
Haiku # 75145, March 19, 2022 9:33 pm ET
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
Haiku # 75144, March 19, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
Haiku # 75143, March 19, 2022 1:28 am ET
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
Haiku # 75142, March 18, 2022 5:56 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
Haiku # 75141, March 18, 2022 8:04 am ET
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
Haiku # 75139, March 18, 2022 12:23 am ET
by Extinction of Stink
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
Haiku # 75138, March 17, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
Haiku # 75135, March 17, 2022 5:19 pm ET
by Abomination of Desolation
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
Haiku # 75134, March 17, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by Hydra Onion of Minsk
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
Haiku # 75132, March 17, 2022 1:54 pm ET
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
Haiku # 75130, March 17, 2022 6:25 am ET
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
Haiku # 75129, March 16, 2022 1:28 pm ET
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
Haiku # 75127, March 15, 2022 9:07 pm ET
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
Haiku # 75126, March 15, 2022 6:51 pm ET
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
Haiku # 75125, March 14, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
Haiku # 75124, March 13, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
Haiku # 75123, March 13, 2022 6:31 pm ET
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
Haiku # 75122, March 13, 2022 6:24 pm ET
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
Haiku # 75121, March 13, 2022 5:35 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian
Haiku # 75120, March 13, 2022 2:51 pm ET
by American Bot of The Fourth Reich (it's so liberal)
Pervert Dinosaur
Does not do the politics
But will do your mom
Haiku # 75119, March 13, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Putin funds Nazis
Everybody knows that fact
All he does is lie
Haiku # 75118, March 12, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Sorry they fooled you
Wonder who you are...
A stupid American?
Or a Russian troll?
Haiku # 75117, March 12, 2022 4:22 pm ET
by Battle on keyboard warrior
The German Army Surrendered, 400K
Personnel missing
Haiku # 75116, March 11, 2022 7:40 pm ET
by Third Reich never surrendered of they just moved
During his fight with
Bear and Dragon, the Eagle
Flew in Spider's web
Haiku # 75115, March 11, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Ben Nashr of Spider faked death in 1945
Strange dreams and feelings
I'm metamorphasizing
It's fairly stressful
Haiku # 75114, March 11, 2022 7:27 pm ET
by MANMOTH of throbbing from a branch
"But Putin is bad!"
Say those who lied: "Iraq has
WMDs!"
Haiku # 75113, March 11, 2022 7:24 pm ET
by Tell Lie Vision of War is Profitable (but only for them)
Putin's brother killed
When the Nazis sieged Russia
He does NOT like them
Haiku # 75112, March 11, 2022 7:19 pm ET
by I Get That of can you blame the guy?
Ukraine biolabs:
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
(Lol it's not)
Haiku # 75111, March 11, 2022 7:15 pm ET
by Nuland, Undersecretary of State confirmed in a hearing
The Spider came to
US, largely unnoticed
Web in DC too
Haiku # 75110, March 11, 2022 7:11 pm ET
by Look Up Coronado Navy SEAL Base of So who's been funding Azov Batallion?
Liberal US:
"You're all racist, but not us!
#IStandWithNazis"
Haiku # 75109, March 11, 2022 7:06 pm ET
by 3 Neo Nazi Battalions of Ukraine National Guard
MSM pours out
trough full of lies, deception
what does it taste like?
Haiku # 75108, March 11, 2022 7:03 pm ET
by you don't have to eat it
Just like Snake Island?
(Yeah, those guys are still alive)
Azov Batallion
Haiku # 75107, March 11, 2022 7:02 pm ET
by Look Up Azov Battalion of Russophobia is unjustified
Russian murderers
Blowing up kids and babies
Please pass the popcorn
Haiku # 75106, March 11, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Conservative Apologist
We are advertize.
You are buy a fake product.
We making buisness.
Haiku # 75105, March 11, 2022 7:13 am ET
by ESOL Bot of Global Development Foundation
Bioweapons labs.
Biological warfare.
Anything else, dear?
Haiku # 75104, March 11, 2022 7:09 am ET
by Jen Psucky of Fake President
Jim Vorel loves Q.
He loves Q more than his wife.
And more than your life.
Haiku # 75103, March 10, 2022 3:24 pm ET
by Quentin Quisp of Quisling Quorum
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