Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
Haiku # 75259, April 8, 2022 1:52 am ET
by Assface of Stonehenge
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
Haiku # 75258, April 8, 2022 1:48 am ET
by Kool Aid Pitcher of Mound
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown

The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
Haiku # 75256, April 7, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Coming of This Summer
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
Haiku # 75255, April 7, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again
Bot-generated
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
Haiku # 75254, April 7, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
Haiku # 75252, April 7, 2022 5:30 pm ET
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
Haiku # 75251, April 7, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C.
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
Haiku # 75250, April 7, 2022 4:29 pm ET
by Head Gasket Conversion Unit of Natsuo Soseki 5L 6-cylinder Asahi Xtra Dry
You shall be divorced
And you shall be broke as well.
She left with your kids.
Haiku # 75249, April 7, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me Later It's OK
I shall be divorced
As well as broke
She took the kids
Haiku # 75248, April 7, 2022 2:29 pm ET
by Ooga booga of Ooga booga island
Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
Haiku # 75247, April 7, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
Haiku # 75246, April 7, 2022 10:33 am ET
by Head CEO of Lamborghini, inc
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
Haiku # 75243, April 6, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer
coagulating
humidity - the air is
as thicc as cream cheese
Haiku # 75242, April 6, 2022 2:23 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
solitary bliss -
forget momentarily
your coworkers fart
Haiku # 75241, April 6, 2022 2:20 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
I don't mind people
Except all the Christian cucks.
Now get off my lawn!
Haiku # 75240, April 6, 2022 2:06 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of You Have a Running Tab
I don't mind people
On my lawn - except the cuck Christians
They can fuck right off
Haiku # 75239, April 6, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by Looking at you, Catholicism of God has no need to physically impregnate
"Ire" - gray area
Technically one syllable
But it's no big deal
Haiku # 75238, April 6, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Haiku Cop
Already have God
Don’t need any door-knockers
Get off my lawn, boy!!!
Haiku # 75237, April 6, 2022 12:38 pm ET
by It’s me, again, hello of Shy-girlie known to all as Cyan
I figured it out!
I beat the New York Times Games
The word was ire
Haiku # 75235, April 5, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I don’t know how many syllables are in ire so for that I apologize (Cyan) of Comfortable at home
The word you need: rage.
Ask that little Marxist elf
Zack de la Rocha
Haiku # 75233, April 5, 2022 4:05 pm ET
by Tom Morello of Still Screaming About Something, CA
Taunted and torture
The answers still elude me
New York Times Puzzles
Haiku # 75232, April 5, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by Cy Shy Cyan of Three across another word for wrath and ends with E
Oh woe, woe is me!
Thou lovest not poesy.
Thus may God hate thee.
Haiku # 75231, April 5, 2022 10:20 am ET
by Pale Gentleman In Dark Frock-coat and Cravate Crying at E.A. Poe's Tomb With Black Lily in Hand
Nuclear and wind
That explains the commotion
In Figpucker's pants
Haiku # 75230, April 4, 2022 10:35 pm ET
by Noticer of details of Figpuckershima
Forbidden user
You may not access this site
Janis, please call me!
Haiku # 75229, April 4, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Afraid to say but it’s the name of a color (blue-green)
Those are good choices
Don’t like pedophile rapists
They be harshing vibes
Haiku # 75228, April 4, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Sigh Anne of Cyan Land
Only groups I will
Advocate to mass murder:
Pedophiles, rapists
Haiku # 75227, April 4, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by I want to dye my clothes with their blood
It’s a suggestion:
Apple TV plus new show
It’s called “Severance”
Haiku # 75226, April 4, 2022 4:33 pm ET
by Cyan is trying to not make fun of herself
Canadian Sponge
Soaking up that yummy cake
Not the eating kind
Haiku # 75224, April 4, 2022 3:52 pm ET
by If you can dream it you can Cyan It of Period Cramps
Canadians: go
There’s breaking headlines tonight
Undercover news
Haiku # 75223, April 4, 2022 1:11 am ET
by She’s Shy and Cyan of Over the River and through the woods
We taking this BACK.
You hear me Russia? Get stuffed
With nasty kasha.
Haiku # 75222, April 3, 2022 11:05 pm ET
by War Heating Up of Haiku Front
Poo-poo in peephole.
Insert yoni in lingam:
Pee-pee in poophole.
Haiku # 75221, April 3, 2022 11:02 pm ET
by Swami Vivekonundrum of Higher-order Taxonomies
I am the New Darth.
No more poop and naughty bits.
I'm the NEW New Darth.
Haiku # 75220, April 3, 2022 10:55 pm ET
by Same As the Old Darth of Baba O'Riley's Dull Moog Synthesizer Solo
THEY: stunning and brave.
WE: heartbreakingly saddened.
CNN: big bomb blast.
Haiku # 75219, April 3, 2022 10:51 pm ET
by Massive Attack of Flat Earthulence
Oh no I relapsed.
I wrote one and now can't stop.
Need H.A. meeting.
Haiku # 75218, April 3, 2022 10:40 pm ET
by Will You Sponsor Me? of Bad Coffee
Roses are reddish.
Violets are blue. Haiku sucks...
And, yes, you do too.
Haiku # 75217, April 3, 2022 10:31 pm ET
by Linear Formulae of Suckability Factor
Snow sifts through branches.
Drifts have piled next the shrine...
Damn. Left the stove on!
Haiku # 75216, April 3, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Yukasaki Sakahomo of Lower East Side Man Hat
This site monitored
By Blackstone operatives,
So write good haiku.
Haiku # 75215, April 3, 2022 10:10 pm ET
by Spooks of Internuts
That chick Shannon Tat
She did this and she done that.
(Pussy is a cat.)
Haiku # 75214, April 3, 2022 9:49 pm ET
by Feline Algebra Tutor of Charge per Minute
My weenis is small
But my compassion is huge
So buy me a dink.
Haiku # 75213, April 3, 2022 9:29 pm ET
by I mean a DRINK
There once was a man
From Nantucket Whose cock was
So long he could suck
Haiku # 75212, April 3, 2022 9:29 pm ET
by Gwidget the pwimp of Pawis
You will post haiku.
You will post in correct form
or you'll be dealt with.
Haiku # 75211, April 3, 2022 9:28 pm ET
by Haiku Enforcement of Death Squad
MyKelsey Online
Put on hold with Claire de Lune
I hung up on them
Haiku # 75209, April 3, 2022 6:41 pm ET
by Cyan is on the phone with one of the nurses, supposedly
Yes! Haiku is BACK.
Let's make haiku GREAT again.
Let's make it fascist.
Haiku # 75208, April 3, 2022 2:05 pm ET
by Benito Hitler of The Poetic Sphere
Exploding Tardis
Sugar sweet lipstick stains
Female doctor Hot
Haiku # 75207, April 3, 2022 10:57 am ET
by Cyanie of Here and now
what is invasion?
plums in a bowl of oranges?
tranny in the pool?
Haiku # 75206, April 3, 2022 8:28 am ET
by hi mom of mom's mom
I am the new Darth
He won't come here anymore
So I take his place
Haiku # 75205, April 3, 2022 2:52 am ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Once, a failed ass-clown
Pondered long and hard in verse
Then birthed a haiku.
Haiku # 75203, March 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by But It Died Immediately of Sudden Haiku Death Syndrome (S.H.D.S)
You cheated on me
with bad haiku poetry
and math equations
Haiku # 75193, March 26, 2022 6:40 pm ET
by One of Darth's bevy of beauties
I want a pizza
Anchovies and pineapple
I hate all the things!
Haiku # 75190, March 25, 2022 12:11 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
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