Spwing is in the air!
Wed wobbins are fwiying fwee!
Darth shall soon be wed.
by As in Married, not the Color
Y'all got strange ritin'.
Looks like Greek wrote all backwords.
Y'all should rite
INGLISH.
by Vladameer Takeout of Hickry Holler, Ozarks
putin seeks "social
justice" to "denazify ukraine...."
left freaks the fuck out
by revealing true colors of rainbow nazis are the worst
Invasion failure
Putin is total ass clown
His days are numbered
by We gonna remember him as a tool
Previous post flagged.
It are not in haiku form.
Please to obey rule.
by 575 Support Brigade of Haiku Enforcement
For past 4 yrs.
Yeah
So in your opinion, the best thing is.... what?
To help them cope.
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, Darth Figpucker
Did you ever fall asleep
in a dry bathtub?
by Drained of Hope
Everyone lined up
and farted in unison
just like the Rockettes
by Choreographer of High
I stepped carefully
but my boots were caked with it
Steaming, fresh haiku
by Imprint of Size 10 work boot Encino, CA
I've always loved Darth
Up here in these tree branches
Since the dawn of time
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
The haiku are wrong
when you confuse hate with God.
And that's about it.
by Hate tears you down. Makes you lose control. of Don't let it ruin you.
It's called comfort room.
But it's not comfortable.
No seat, tank or wipes.
Just bowl and water.
Efficiency at its best.
The green way to go.
by 'Mericuns are so wasteful. of Now the poles are melting. Learn to swim.
Dear Lord, please bless Darth.
He's such a pitiful soul
He needs your sweet love.
by Your Old Aunt Mary of Rockin' on ma Front Porch
The Bible is wrong.
Believing in God is Hate.
All prayer is a crime.
by A Progressive Perspective of Etcetera, etcetera Inc.
That one crazy twin
Hit herself with Thor's hammer
And became famous.
by But For Wrong Reasons of UPPSALA
Hey Dexon, bite me.
Cheats, hacks, scripts, bugs and glitches
Aren't my cup of tea.
by Dexon Bit of Get It?
Swedish meatballs stew
Hot twins made a meal of you
(with no leftovers)
by Say Lou Lou of Ikea
Crazy Swedish twins.
Madness on the Motorway.
La folie a deux.
by Ursula of Sabena
Fart introduction...
Are haiku belong to you?
Up your bathroom hole
by Clean up in aisle 9 of Stink
Balot.
by Can we just give the site back to the real poets. of Your hate is tearing you down. Just send it to me.
Let's just settle it
Balut egg eating contest
The winner gets the runs
by Rhapsody in Balut of Restroom
Parallel timeline:
Ukraine invaded because
They're mostly unvaxxed
by Media fawns over Putin
Tossing and turning:
Who told all the foreigners
About bad haiku?
by Why have you done this?
I have seen your power to destroy and it is awesome. I have seen Christ's power. There is no forgiveness for the evil one. You must destroy it. The push of a button.
by Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.
by C.A.O. Granada of Map of Nicaragua Inside Band
Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.
by Anonymous Poet
This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.
by Haikuized 4 You of U Owe Me Big Time
How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.
by Anonymous Poet
Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?
by The World
So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!
by Keen of Quing
Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.
by Discoverer of Fool's Gold
Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.
by Haiku Fowl of Culture Vulture
I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good
by Shirley Smothers
Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.
by See, I Haikuized For You of Pay Me Later
Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times
by Extinction of Stink
If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business
by Pervert Dinosaur
The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .
by Abomination of Desolation
End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).
by Hydra Onion of Minsk
Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business
by Deplorable
I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!
by Putin Bad of Zelensky Good
Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.
by Sir Robert Mugabe, PHD of Pentel Drefs
One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well
by Cant wait for ww3
When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.
by Restatement Bot of CutAndPaste Inc.
Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.
by Barbara Crowley of Aleister Bush
The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.
by Barbara Bush of Aleister Crowley
C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.
by Just like Al Qaida of Afghanistan
Dumb Amuricans.
Media says "DANCE". You dance...
Without asking why.
by Vladimir Zelensky of Puppet-state
Grandma is sexy
But does her walker have brakes?
Key for doggystyle
by Pervert Dinosaur
