Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Like turtles we have
Shells to protect our fragile
Hearts from predators
Haiku # 75292 April 12, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Shells are cumbersome
Turtles are monsters
when there is watermelon.
Charge like armored bulls.
Haiku # 75290 April 12, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Gives them the runs tho. of Dont give them too much.
One of the kids next
Door when I was growing up
He had a turtle
Got busted: cocaine
Um - the guy... not the turtle
Turtles are skittish
Haiku # 75289 April 12, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Maybe you're both skittish? of skittish-feedback loop
Oh, little turtle,
hiding in your sturdy shell,
won't you let me in?
Haiku # 75288 April 12, 2022 2:19 pm ET
by I will bring carrots and watermelon.
Radioactive
But I'll eat it anyway
I'm Darth, and I like cheese
Haiku # 75287 April 12, 2022 8:31 am ET
by Glowing Reviews of Trenchmouth
магазин сантехники в
Haiku # 75286 April 12, 2022 6:59 am ET
by Kevinsub of Tunisia
Stick to what you know.
Go harvest your coffee beans.
And quit posting spam.
Haiku # 75283 April 11, 2022 5:47 pm ET
by Yirgachefe chef.
Learning. Growing. Change
Infinite knowledge and strength
YouTube video
Haiku # 75281 April 11, 2022 12:02 pm ET
by Cyan Cyan Oh Yes I can of Me again here
I came all this way,
watched by your babysitter.
Call and say hi.
Haiku # 75280 April 10, 2022 9:35 pm ET
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMI1uQBHUpA of Knocking on the razor gate.
The ex lead singer
in his falsetto tenor
falsified info.
Haiku # 75279 April 10, 2022 9:08 pm ET
by DLM of Imagination Land
Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . .
You are all lightweights
Haiku # 75278 April 10, 2022 7:17 pm ET
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
Haiku # 75277 April 10, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
Haiku # 75276 April 10, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety
REG_ak_forum55
Haiku # 75274 April 10, 2022 11:26 am ET
by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka
Hey! Data-driver:
Ain't no data about it...
Don't drive data drunk.
Haiku # 75273 April 10, 2022 7:10 am ET
by M.A.D.D. of Mothers Against Data-Driven
REG_ak_forum3
Haiku # 75272 April 10, 2022 5:23 am ET
by Wallaceclund of Singapore
thatimensens@gmail.com:AmwYe2CseA
Haiku # 75271 April 9, 2022 11:15 pm ET
by JesusPAT of Vietnam
REG_ak_forum
Haiku # 75269 April 9, 2022 11:13 am ET
by JamesMop of Bolivia
Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
Haiku # 75265 April 8, 2022 4:24 pm ET
by MANMOTH
75063 ?
Haiku # 75264 April 8, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches
You're welcome comrade
Haiku # 75263 April 8, 2022 12:18 pm ET
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
Haiku # 75261 April 8, 2022 2:53 am ET
by I. Kea
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
Haiku # 75260 April 8, 2022 1:55 am ET
by Noticer of Details
You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
Haiku # 75259 April 8, 2022 1:52 am ET
by Assface of Stonehenge
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
Haiku # 75258 April 8, 2022 1:48 am ET
by Kool Aid Pitcher of Mound
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown

The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
Haiku # 75256 April 7, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Coming of This Summer
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
Haiku # 75255 April 7, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again
Bot-generated
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
Haiku # 75254 April 7, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
Haiku # 75252 April 7, 2022 5:30 pm ET
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
Haiku # 75251 April 7, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C.
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
Haiku # 75250 April 7, 2022 4:29 pm ET
by Head Gasket Conversion Unit of Natsuo Soseki 5L 6-cylinder Asahi Xtra Dry
You shall be divorced
And you shall be broke as well.
She left with your kids.
Haiku # 75249 April 7, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me Later It's OK
I shall be divorced
As well as broke
She took the kids
Haiku # 75248 April 7, 2022 2:29 pm ET
by Ooga booga of Ooga booga island
Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
Haiku # 75247 April 7, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
Haiku # 75246 April 7, 2022 10:33 am ET
by Head CEO of Lamborghini, inc
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
Haiku # 75243 April 6, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer
coagulating
humidity - the air is
as thicc as cream cheese
Haiku # 75242 April 6, 2022 2:23 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
solitary bliss -
forget momentarily
your coworkers fart
Haiku # 75241 April 6, 2022 2:20 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
I don't mind people
Except all the Christian cucks.
Now get off my lawn!
Haiku # 75240 April 6, 2022 2:06 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of You Have a Running Tab
I don't mind people
On my lawn - except the cuck Christians
They can fuck right off
Haiku # 75239 April 6, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by Looking at you, Catholicism of God has no need to physically impregnate
"Ire" - gray area
Technically one syllable
But it's no big deal
Haiku # 75238 April 6, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Haiku Cop
Already have God
Don’t need any door-knockers
Get off my lawn, boy!!!
Haiku # 75237 April 6, 2022 12:38 pm ET
by It’s me, again, hello of Shy-girlie known to all as Cyan
I figured it out!
I beat the New York Times Games
The word was ire
Haiku # 75235 April 5, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I don’t know how many syllables are in ire so for that I apologize (Cyan) of Comfortable at home
The word you need: rage.
Ask that little Marxist elf
Zack de la Rocha
Haiku # 75233 April 5, 2022 4:05 pm ET
by Tom Morello of Still Screaming About Something, CA
Taunted and torture
The answers still elude me
New York Times Puzzles
Haiku # 75232 April 5, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by Cy Shy Cyan of Three across another word for wrath and ends with E
Oh woe, woe is me!
Thou lovest not poesy.
Thus may God hate thee.
Haiku # 75231 April 5, 2022 10:20 am ET
by Pale Gentleman In Dark Frock-coat and Cravate Crying at E.A. Poe's Tomb With Black Lily in Hand
Nuclear and wind
That explains the commotion
In Figpucker's pants
Haiku # 75230 April 4, 2022 10:35 pm ET
by Noticer of details of Figpuckershima
Forbidden user
You may not access this site
Janis, please call me!
Haiku # 75229 April 4, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Afraid to say but it’s the name of a color (blue-green)
Those are good choices
Don’t like pedophile rapists
They be harshing vibes
Haiku # 75228 April 4, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Sigh Anne of Cyan Land
Only groups I will
Advocate to mass murder:
Pedophiles, rapists
Haiku # 75227 April 4, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by I want to dye my clothes with their blood
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