One of the kids next
Door when I was growing up
He had a turtle
Got busted: cocaine
Um - the guy... not the turtle
Turtles are skittish
by Maybe you're both skittish? of skittish-feedback loop
Oh, little turtle,
hiding in your sturdy shell,
won't you let me in?
by I will bring carrots and watermelon.
Radioactive
But I'll eat it anyway
I'm Darth, and I like cheese
by Glowing Reviews of Trenchmouth
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by Kevinsub of Tunisia
Stick to what you know.
Go harvest your coffee beans.
And quit posting spam.
by Yirgachefe chef.
Learning. Growing. Change
Infinite knowledge and strength
YouTube video
by Cyan Cyan Oh Yes I can of Me again here
I came all this way,
watched by your babysitter.
Call and say hi.
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMI1uQBHUpA of Knocking on the razor gate.
The ex lead singer
in his falsetto tenor
falsified info.
by DLM of Imagination Land
Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . .
You are all lightweights
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety
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by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka
Hey! Data-driver:
Ain't no data about it...
Don't drive data drunk.
by M.A.D.D. of Mothers Against Data-Driven
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by Wallaceclund of Singapore
thatimensens@gmail.com:AmwYe2CseA
by JesusPAT of Vietnam
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by JamesMop of Bolivia
Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
by MANMOTH
75063 ?
by Anonymous Poet
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches
You're welcome comrade
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
by I. Kea
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
by Noticer of Details
You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
by Assface of Stonehenge
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
by Kool Aid Pitcher of Mound
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown
The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
by Coming of This Summer
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again
Bot-generated
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C.
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
by Head Gasket Conversion Unit of Natsuo Soseki 5L 6-cylinder Asahi Xtra Dry
You shall be divorced
And you shall be broke as well.
She left with your kids.
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me Later It's OK
I shall be divorced
As well as broke
She took the kids
by Ooga booga of Ooga booga island
Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
by Head CEO of Lamborghini, inc
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer
coagulating
humidity - the air is
as thicc as cream cheese
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
solitary bliss -
forget momentarily
your coworkers fart
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
I don't mind people
Except all the Christian cucks.
Now get off my lawn!
by Haikuized 4 You of You Have a Running Tab
I don't mind people
On my lawn - except the cuck Christians
They can fuck right off
by Looking at you, Catholicism of God has no need to physically impregnate
"Ire" - gray area
Technically one syllable
But it's no big deal
by Haiku Cop
Already have God
Don’t need any door-knockers
Get off my lawn, boy!!!
by It’s me, again, hello of Shy-girlie known to all as Cyan
I figured it out!
I beat the New York Times Games
The word was ire
by I don’t know how many syllables are in ire so for that I apologize (Cyan) of Comfortable at home
The word you need: rage.
Ask that little Marxist elf
Zack de la Rocha
by Tom Morello of Still Screaming About Something, CA
Taunted and torture
The answers still elude me
New York Times Puzzles
by Cy Shy Cyan of Three across another word for wrath and ends with E
Oh woe, woe is me!
Thou lovest not poesy.
Thus may God hate thee.
by Pale Gentleman In Dark Frock-coat and Cravate Crying at E.A. Poe's Tomb With Black Lily in Hand
Nuclear and wind
That explains the commotion
In Figpucker's pants
by Noticer of details of Figpuckershima
Forbidden user
You may not access this site
Janis, please call me!
by Afraid to say but it’s the name of a color (blue-green)
Those are good choices
Don’t like pedophile rapists
They be harshing vibes
by Sigh Anne of Cyan Land
Only groups I will
Advocate to mass murder:
Pedophiles, rapists
by I want to dye my clothes with their blood
It’s a suggestion:
Apple TV plus new show
It’s called “Severance”
by Cyan is trying to not make fun of herself
Canadian Sponge
Soaking up that yummy cake
Not the eating kind
by If you can dream it you can Cyan It of Period Cramps
