The last covid mask
strangles the last living duck
petrified in rock.
by Found 10M yrs from now by alien explorers. of M. Day Shymananimalignantmind 
 
			
Who names their kid "Night"?
Hippie parents are the worst.
At least that's my guess.
by More explosions, bigger monsters... the makers of money. 
 
			
I write porno links
that lead to Chipoltle app.
Next burrito free!
by Russian Mexican conspiracy. of Radioactive gas. 
 
			
I write masterful
Films of intrigue and suspense
With no porno links
by M. Night Shyamalan
 
			
M Night Shyaliman:
what you write is not haiku...
Moon-lit pines, Honshu
by Shopingu Sentah of Aisu Krimu 
 
			
Justify being
Degenerate if you want...
Still degenerate
by If all you've got to offer is porn links you need to seriously reevaluate what you're doing with your life
 
			
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by Eugenesox of Dominican Republic 
 
			
This is a haiku
I am writing a haiku
And I don't know why
by Average of Unique 
 
			
Hiroshima, Japan
1945
... I can't even
by M. Night Shyamalan
 
			
RMS Titanic
1912
A mysterious object
Is found in the kitchen
By an unassuming dishwasher
The strange black rectangle
Glows upon pressing a surface
It startles, emitting bright light
The dishwasher squints
And reads the display:
www.badhaiku.com
by M. Night Shyamalan
 
			
Roswell, New Mexico
1947
A soldier sifts
Through the wreckage
Of a large flying saucer
He finds a modern computer
Miraculously intact
Displaying a site called:
www.badhaiku.com
by M. Night Shyamalan
 
			
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Not even if you're paying!
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by Eugenesox of Dominican Republic 
 
			
Turtles on cocaine sounds like a bad idea
Could be dangerous
by Pervert Dinosaur  of Bedrock Strip Club 
 
			
Like turtles we have
Shells to protect our fragile
Hearts from predators
by Shells are cumbersome
 
			
Turtles are monsters
when there is watermelon.
Charge like armored bulls.
by Gives them the runs tho. of Dont give them too much. 
 
			
One of the kids next
Door when I was growing up
He had a turtle
Got busted: cocaine
Um - the guy... not the turtle
Turtles are skittish
by Maybe you're both skittish? of skittish-feedback loop 
 
			
Oh, little turtle,
hiding in your sturdy shell,
won't you let me in?
by I will bring carrots and watermelon.
 
			
Radioactive
But I'll eat it anyway
I'm Darth, and I like cheese
by Glowing Reviews of Trenchmouth 
 
			
магазин сантехники в
by Kevinsub of Tunisia 
 
			
Stick to what you know.
Go harvest your coffee beans.
And quit posting spam.
by Yirgachefe chef.
 
			
Learning. Growing. Change
Infinite knowledge and strength
YouTube video
by Cyan Cyan Oh Yes I can of Me again here 
 
			
I came all this way,
watched by your babysitter.
Call and say hi.
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMI1uQBHUpA of Knocking on the razor gate. 
 
			
The ex lead singer
in his falsetto tenor
falsified info.
by DLM of Imagination Land 
 
			
Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . . 
You are all lightweights
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba 
 
			
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20 
 
			
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety 
 
			
REG_ak_forum55
by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka 
 
			
Hey! Data-driver:
Ain't no data about it...
Don't drive data drunk.
by M.A.D.D. of Mothers Against Data-Driven 
 
			
REG_ak_forum3
by Wallaceclund of Singapore 
 
			
thatimensens@gmail.com:AmwYe2CseA
by JesusPAT of Vietnam 
 
			
REG_ak_forum
by JamesMop of Bolivia 
 
			
Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
by MANMOTH
 
			
75063 ?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches 
You're welcome comrade
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
 
			
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
by I. Kea
 
			
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
by Noticer  of Details 
 
			
You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
by Assface of Stonehenge 
 
			
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
by Kool Aid Pitcher  of Mound 
 
			
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown
The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
by Coming of This Summer  
 
			
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again  
 
			
Bot-generated
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All 
 
			
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea 
 
			
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C. 
 
			
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
by Head Gasket Conversion Unit of Natsuo Soseki 5L 6-cylinder Asahi Xtra Dry 
 
			
You shall be divorced
And you shall be broke as well. 
She left with your kids.
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me Later It's OK 
 
			
I shall be divorced
As well as broke
She took the kids
by Ooga booga of Ooga booga island 
 
			
Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer 
 
			
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
by Head CEO  of Lamborghini, inc 
 
			
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer