Much in the same way
we destroyed the Amazon,
it's destroying us.
by Oh good! My order of Sea Monkey jizz extract just arrived!
I think Jeff Bezos
is buying up Hawaii.
So, yeah, possible.
by What would you do if you owned the world? of Start a pandemic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Every is TWO syllables.
Don't say "ever-ree".
by Webster's plaid pants.
fantasy island
i wonder if anyone
asked the caretaker
my fantasy is
to have an island like yours
can you do this sir?
by vhs of ze plane ze plane!
Scooby Doo is dumb.
Same effing plot every week.
But I'd bang Velma.
by Right.
"Thundercats!" (times three).
Mummra's homosexual;
still in the closet.
by Not a very good villain if you ask me. of And such stupid minions.
Did you ever play
Conan the Barbarian;
chopped off your friend's head?
by Oops! Sorry about little Caleb, Mrs. Davenport. of Sheepishly returning the machete to old Mr. Dixon's tool shed.
Not one mention of
Dr. Who and his tardis
on this whole damn site!
by ... Just what the hell is a "police box" anyway?!
Back to the Sleestaks.
What if they owned sea monkeys!
What a team they'd make!
by Bipedal reptiles and brine shrimp overlords! of Better leaders than current world government.
Do you think they'll eat
Thanksgiving dinner if I
put it in their tank?
by Don't forget the potato salad! of And pumpkin pie.
Sea monkeys are whores.
Pimped out anonymously
by the Jacques Cousteau.
by I have proof! Bank records! Cashed checks!
I've never seen a
sea monkey spank his monkey
even for money.
by Magnifying glass obsessions. of Scientific observation, hypothesis, law, theory.
Did you ever wank
to sea monkey comic ads?
The queen's pretty hot.
by Ain't she though! of https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/the_amazing_live_seamonkeys_legs
Sleestaks are sexy.
You know you've thought about it.
Bang some reptile strange.
by Saturday morning couch stains.
You must remember!
You are NOT a sea monkey.
You don't belong there.
by Stay away from that shrink ray!
I've never seen a
disappointed sea monkey.
They seem so happy.
by In their little fish bowl kingdom.
YOU'RE the dinosaur
if you watched "Land of the Lost".
Roast your own penis.
by Chef Mao Sugiyama of Tokyo
I love that one part.
Outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl.
by Two riders were approaching.
Which do you like more,
Hey Joe or The Watchtower?
I'm thinking Hey Joe.
by Decisions
True North all depends
on where the hell your standing.
Like standing in hell.
True Worth all depends
on how much money you have.
Ask a prostitute.
by Johnny John-John
The disappointment
of mail order hookers
is kind of like "match"
.com
by Oh wait, it's the same!
have you ever lost
your bearings to that one who
just throws true north off?
by vhs
why is there always
that one asshole, troll or quirk
that hits the button?
by vhs
Caveman Thanksgiving
Everyone dressed up so nice
Roast dinosaur cock!
by Chaka of Land of the Lost
Caveman Thanksgiving
Everyone dressed up so nice
Roast dinosaur cock!
by Chaka of Land of the Lost
The disappointment
of mail order sea monkeys
is like Bad Haiku
by Noticer of details
The remote viewing
ended as an addiction,
seeing your true face.
by True face two-face of A world of whores and thieves.
Intimidation.
Suicidal maniacs.
Ill advised tactics.
by and large, what do you hope to accomplish? of Is it worth it?
It's rather pointless,
evil without comedy,
but that is your game.
by the way, I know.
Your weather update
Raindrops falling on the rez
Same thing tomorrow
by I. Fed the hummingbirds
How much did it cost?
Murdering your first offspring?
It brought you such joy.
by This is truth.
this site's fatal flaws:
spam and impersonation
and yet, we're still here
by scotch
Well if you must know
That was Mexican coca
Cola,real sugar
by Anonymous Poet of Dollar generalissimo!
The remote viewing
It started as a hobby
Unmentionables
by I. Just saw yours of really, Darth? underoos?
This site run by spooks:
Funded by the Pentagon;
C.I.A. psy-op
by Trillions in Budget of Unaccounted For
Signs are everywhere.
Haiku millennium's here!
Has Janis returned?
by Second Coming of Janis
don't haiku so loud
daddy's got a hangover
just help me clean up
by scotch of post-partyum
Popcorn just sounds good
Yet like m n ms after
4 bites goes blander
by Vhs of Be kind please rewind
Netflix and butter
Watch Last Tango in Paris
No need for popcorn
by Starkitten of sur la table
now uh, those damn things
conspiracies, can they just
get x filed, please please
by vhs of no more illuminati
on a roll huh they
say, you need butter or some
other condiment?
by vhs
But in people years
Badhaiku is ninety-five.
It should wear depends.
by I'm on a roll!
Twenty-five silver,
fifty gold, and seventy
is platinum... then...
one hundred is rust!
by budda boom, budda bing
i guess belarus
is trying to sell boner
pills to this website?
by vhs
haiku correction
this was misattributed
the mischief was mine:
tags were once legal
and i brought down the site once
ah, the good old days
by by scotch, not janis
a blast from the past
what the site used to look like
still had its braces
(check the location)
by scotch of https://webarchive.loc.gov/legacy/20011108010550/http://www.badhaiku.com/
twenty five oh what
anniversary is that?
ohh,the silver one!
by silver vhs
the joy of posting
happy little haiku, oh
titanium white
by vhs of bob ross and the afro
"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"
haiku number 1
the primordial poem.
your fridge still empty?
by scotch of long before online ordering
like an old burner:
"used to be you could shoot guns"
still, we've got free speech
by scotch of and no ads
