don't haiku so loud
daddy's got a hangover
just help me clean up
by scotch of post-partyum
Popcorn just sounds good
Yet like m n ms after
4 bites goes blander
by Vhs of Be kind please rewind
Netflix and butter
Watch Last Tango in Paris
No need for popcorn
by Starkitten of sur la table
now uh, those damn things
conspiracies, can they just
get x filed, please please
by vhs of no more illuminati
on a roll huh they
say, you need butter or some
other condiment?
by vhs
But in people years
Badhaiku is ninety-five.
It should wear depends.
by I'm on a roll!
Twenty-five silver,
fifty gold, and seventy
is platinum... then...
one hundred is rust!
by budda boom, budda bing
i guess belarus
is trying to sell boner
pills to this website?
by vhs
haiku correction
this was misattributed
the mischief was mine:
tags were once legal
and i brought down the site once
ah, the good old days
by by scotch, not janis
a blast from the past
what the site used to look like
still had its braces
(check the location)
by scotch of https://webarchive.loc.gov/legacy/20011108010550/http://www.badhaiku.com/
twenty five oh what
anniversary is that?
ohh,the silver one!
by silver vhs
the joy of posting
happy little haiku, oh
titanium white
by vhs of bob ross and the afro
"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"
haiku number 1
the primordial poem.
your fridge still empty?
by scotch of long before online ordering
like an old burner:
"used to be you could shoot guns"
still, we've got free speech
by scotch of and no ads
tags were once legal
and i brought down the site once
ah, the good old days
by not-janis
much love to janis
our bad haiku overlord
for letting us spew
by scotch
happy twenty fifth,
you wonderful old website!
(a la george bailey)
by scotch
Extra syllable
but no one will notice it
they're all on haiku
by Noticer of Swinging parties (like this one)
Thought I would slink by
and rub up against the legs
of the handsome poets
by starkitten of Party animal
"Nothing wrong with small."
First time a woman's said that!
In so many ways.
by Salary, height, shoe size, house, etc., etc.
How about regions?
Like where "visitors" come from.
The Crab Nebula?
by Still getting hits from the Philippines? of Checking if my VPN really works. ;-)
Hi everybody!
Majority are readers
Who prob'bly don't post
by Janis of hashtag haikufans
Nothing wrong with small
About 350 active
Users per day. Shhh!
by Janis of shhh, we need to keep it small.
We are all here now.
That's all that really matters
in eternity.
by Coming Down of From My Elton J High
I often wonder
how many people read this
other than, like, us.
by Any idea Janis? You get any "visitor" data?
My poor old man brain
Just might never forgive me.
But with God is hope.
by Regrets and Reveries of Under the Tropical Palms
Waah waah waah waah waaaaah....
Yeah, did my share of nitrous.
Just say N 2 O.
Forget the whippettes. Get one of those big tanks like at a dentist's office. You know the right ppl, it's easy to get. :-)
by Anonymous Poet
I love all of you.
All sad mad useless scribblers.
Maybe even Darth...
by Haiku Satori of Friday Night
The party is HERE!
The real party. In haiku.
For a select group.
by Not Communist Party of FREEDUMB
What? Whippersnappers?
You mean whipped cream cartridges
from my misspent youth?
by Now Whip It of Now Whip It GOOD
Who's this Elton dude?
Opened for Iron Maiden?
My God, I was high.
by Run for the Hills!
We salute Janis.
Her site is the last frontier.
True open forum.
by 5 then 7 then 5 of Or Die
I am stuck on this.
I am stuck on this album.
Don't you understand?
by Needle Stuck In Groove of VINYL
Remember twelve inch.
Back in the early eighties.
It keeps on shrinking.
by You whipper-snappers don't know the struggle! of Kilo to terra... Next is peta, you wild animals!
Adam, I hear you...
but Elton's "Love Lies Bleeding"
is such a great song.
by Adam of Admin (switch 2 letters)
At my advanced years
a floppy is typical.
Seldom have hard drive.
Please madam, don't byte.
Terabyte my solid state.
Enhanced by high tech.
by Floppy diks, as they say in India. of Like Game of Thrones.
Yes, single-sided,
single-density, even.
But for the poems,
this whole site would fit
on a five and a quarter
inch floppy diskette.
Though admittedly
not quite so old to have lived
in a flaccid sleeve,
it did indeed first
travel on three and a half
inches of plastic.
by Adam of The Server Side
An ancient art form,
an ancient new medium.
It's relative, but
A quarter of a
century is very old
indeed for the web.
Congratulations
are very much in order
for this Bad Haiku.
by Adam of 1996
Your mama. So sweet.
She asked me to have mercy.
I baked her cookies.
by Misogyny is Strength of Matriarchy
Your own dear mother
thanked me when I left her bed.
She was still panting.
by The Dozens of Yo Mama Obama
No one will step up?
Allright. I will rule from here.
Five syllables. WON.
by Haiku as Fight for Dominance of Beta Males
Jamaica Jerk-off:
It's a hilarious take
on the island vibes.
by Rock-steady of Jawbone of an Ass
The thing of it is
only one album of his
affects me this way.
by Yellow Brick Gold of Auric Splendors
Do you like Elton?
In retrospect, his band ROCKS.
He was really great.
by Bernie Taupin of Lyrical Prowess
Seriously folks,
Janis ought to have a crown
for our therapy.
by Haiku of Counseling
Oh no I screwed up.
Added extra syllable.
Lost haiku street creds.
by Sir Eltonon John John of Cocaine and Glasses
I'm listening to
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (album)
It really moves me.
by Sir Elton Was a Bit of a Martinette though of 70's Delerium
Ooh I'm really mad.
This wicked world is so bad.
Capital of Chad.
by N'Djamena of Well It Rhymed . . .
Solid potato salad
Google the Ross sisters, Darth
Good for what ails you
by sk
Bear with me, rabbit.
It's your dear fur that I need
Or else I go bare.
by The Deer Escaped Alive of Venison
