I'll kill you then tell.
Dance on your fat rotten corpse.
Drug baby insists.
by It whispers to me at night. of "Kill the whore! Kill the whore!"
You are a liar!
My cat had killed the rabbit.
Brought it as a gift.
by It was tasty!
If you ever tell
I will kill you like I killed
That bunny rabbit.
by Uncle Seymour of Leavittown High Security Facility #13
The more people killed,
the more a hero you are.
Animals' revenge.
by EF!
It's so refreshing.
This game is almost over.
How hateful it's been.
by Worse than fucking Monopoly on bad acid.
Go out with a bang.
Timothy McVeigh should have.
What would Timmy do?
by WWTD
i need to go pee
bladder's about to explode
but first, this haiku
by scotch of would a robot need to go pee
That's impossible.
Neither the pilgrims nor the
Indians were good.
by Pokeahotass.
The pilgrims were good.
Squanto had been to Europe.
Don't believe the hype.
by Plymouth ROCKS ! of 1620
Доступные модульные еврозаборы от фирмы изготовителя
https://ogorozha-er.at.ua/
by KevinBuh of Russia
Yuri Bezmenov
Described the process for you.
Go do your research.
by Tomas David Schuman of Novosti
we have just three days
before this turns twenty-five
prepare to party
by scotch
Anti-USA
you communist cock-sucker
ungrateful shit tick.
by Greedy pig parasite. of Should have let the Japs rape you all!
How fat are you now?
You really should lose some weight.
Heart attack's waiting.
by Rigid Rigamortis Wiggle Riggle Worm.
I smasha the grapes
I smasha you in the face
I make a you whine
by Rural Guido of Rural location
Have you ever dipped
your dink in someone's wine just
because you hate them?
by Then propose a toast. of Sorry, is it a bit salty?
Extra syllable.
Sticking out like my penis,
caught in the ladder.
by OUCH! of Just here to wash the windows. Special cleaning fluid.
Call me paranoid.
Have you noticed Noticer's
infatuation?
Darth this, Darth that. Seriously gets old. Why don't you call me up some time. Buy me a beer.
Instead of "Noticer" call yourself "Antagonizer".
Giving this ant agony. Hi, sir.
Ha! You're probably my secretary.
by Anonymous Poet
Pygmy rapist will
filet and cook you after.
But will you taste sweet?
by Somehow I doubt it. of Dead hooker in the trunk.
i just got blocked on
twitter by some guy who founded
wikipedia
by vhs
Midget peeping Tom
Always the one caught looking
Fuck this goddam ladder!
by Noticer of wee male
im too paranoid
to be hamlet, alas poor...
oh, fuck, who's skull that?
by vhs
If you've been out-shagged,
you're one step ahead of us
other lame "poets".
by Good night, sweet prince! of May the moon shine down beams of golden fortune upon thee.
well since i have been
outjoked, outfoxed, outshagged then
I'm going to bed...
by moxie
Has your town been overrun by e-scooters?
Call 1-800-SCOOT-RID today!
Illegal aluminum recycler professionals you can count on.
by Seriously!
What would you like for
my next haiku to be on?
How about stop lights?
by That could be fun!
The Wall St. Journal
ran an article on stuff
that you shouldn't buy.
by Gotta catch 'em all!
Have you ever read
Emily Post's Etiquette?
It's captivating.
by Even better than TikTok!
He drew a circle.
Next to that he drew a square.
Then a triangle.
by Getting into shape.
Entropenis?
Sound like a catheter brand name.
Probably made in China.
If you put a catheter up your nose you can douche out your nasal cavity and beat a covid RT-PCR test. 1 liter water, 3 large spoons iodized salt, 1 spoon baking soda, 1 spoon baby shampoo, 10 drops of 10% iodine solution.
by Fun times!
By supporting communism, we give them money to promote communism. Remember when the USSR fell... that was artificial. Get us to let our guard down. My opinion. Could be wrong.
by Anonymous Poet
entropy vs penis?
chaos vs order? death, life?
moral systems, duh?
by vhs of 42, the meaning of life is a zen statement
Because we support communism.
If you don't believe it, look on all the products you buy. Where are they made? We buy them b/c we are greedy capitalists, and their products are cheap. And this isn't a haiku!
Oh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.... I forget the rest of that song. Proudly.
by Anonymous Poet
Evil versus good.
But what do they even mean?
Not sure they are real.
by We're all evil. Just look at what we have done... of What we do, and what we will do. Keeps getting worse.
why is communism
being promoted so strongly
by the media?
by vhs
Momma always said,
"Evil is as evil does."
Have some chocolates.
by Forrest Figpucker
Nascar castration.
Nastration Castrol oil.
Castor bean toxins.
by Nerve gas bomb Indy 500. of Good idea! Woke balls.
that's true, but if smart
people do not take the cue
of honor from them
the bad guys will rule
over them and do bad things
so it's not dumb so
much as "evil" folks
by vhs
How can it be that
stupid people have power?
The answer's simple.
Smart people don't want it!
by Read your Douglas Adams books again.
nascar has leaders
that promote social justice
get woke, castrate self
by vhs
its the end of the
world or the big fuck up at
a new beginning.
by vhs
you know those with the
power are often stupid
how do they get it?
by vhs of why am i trying to be fair?
I'm calling grandma.
"You have reached grandma. Press one..."
For Christ's fucking sake!
by The main problem with the world today.
The problem is that
everyone wants to be heard
but will not do shit.
by Shit is what is needed.
plan 9 haiku from
outer space with bad spelling
lets go lugosi
by vhs
years ago i did
not realize i would artitiulate
my thoughts here
by vhs of i was very angry at this place
The gold is in there,
deep inside your filthy guts.
Who will retrieve it?
by Miner for a Darth of Gold of Hollywood, Redwood
Where's the gold hidden?
This town isn't big enough
for the both of us
by Shootout of Ol' Willow
Ready for Jesus
If you knew he was coming
would you bake a cake?
by Choice of Angel Food or devil's food
Apocalypse Pro
These Jim Bakker Food Buckets
double as latrine
by Buckets of Doom
