Pumpkin spice blow jobs.
Milf, soccer mom, hippie head.
Fragrant relaxing.
by Time to unbox my nuclear powered Fleshlight. of Fuel rods ready. Control rods in place. Coolant flowing.... Let's do this!
Great behinds stink alike.
Yes, that's six syllables.
I don't care.
by It's always time for cheese! of Fromunda fromage homage
the Jack-Off-Lantern
from the makers of
Fleshlight
Pumpkin Spice Scented
And for the Ladies
Your Hollow won't be Sleepy
Headless Horsecock Dong
by Made in China (Like the China Virus) of Genuine Trump Silicone
Timer! Just saw that
watching vintage commercials
couple days ago
by Noticer of wagon wheels ! Ha ha
Humpin' a pumpkin
is only a sin if the
pumpkin is a dude.
by Leviticus something something. of And the Lord sayeth thou may humpeth the fruits of the field, but not the gay fruits, for that is detestible.
But why get them out?!
Let the candy corn stay there.
Sugar rush all day.
Or tie them on a string and pull them out at a rate of about 2 per second at the moment of climax, just like the working girls do in Paris. Yes, I am a salesman for Brach's candy. How did you know?
by Anonymous Poet
You got it backwards.
Tootsie Rolls taste like cat poop.
Yes, I have tried both.
Candy paired with poop.
While visiting Germany.
They're into that there.
by Never again!... I mean never again for Tootsie Rolls. The poop wasn't anywhere near as bad. of Boost your microbiome! LOL!
Oh that cheesy guy...
Is our poet feeling bleu
Thinking of fromage?
by Le Duc of Rennet
Oh that cheesy guy...
Is our poet feeling bleu
Thinking of fromage?
by Le Duc of Rennet
Autumn mysteries......
How do you get candy corn
out of your sphincter?
Why does cat feces
look and taste like Tootsie Rolls?
Sin to screw pumpkins?
by Pipe layer of Laying pumpkin spice pipe
Bruce Springsteen's birthday
Is that the Jersey Devil?
Or just him grunting?
by Greetings of Dingleberry Park
Broadcast Disruption
Tentacled Difficulties
Please Stand By x 8
by Broadcast of Cephalopodcast
Tentacled surprise
on South Carolina beach
Cephalopod News
by Cephalopod Update of Channel 8
Could constipate, though
But I'm sure the poetry
would find a way out
by Dank Johnplugger
I'd make it for you
Extra sharp Vermont cheddar
with Gruyere/ Jarlsberg
Put down the Balut
Eat macaroni and cheese
It sticks to your ribs
by Cheesus Christ of Almighty
But I do not think.
My sphincter does the writing.
Black hole collapsing.
by Here it clap and sing.
Sometimes you are me.
It is identity theft.
Are you entertained?
Please entertain us.
Do not enter my anus.
Exit Uranus.
by I still feel sad for Pluto.
I miss my surf board.
I also miss fancy cheese.
Surf boards of cheddar?!?
Fondu wave surfing
on a fantasy planet
or the holodeck.
by Drowning in Gruyere. of What a way to go.
Sometimes Darth thinks that
I'm the only poet here.
Darth, I might be Shit . . .
by Haiku Hologram of Holistic Horror
Some people are good.
But not if they are poets.
Or Filippinos.
by God told me your address. of I drove by your house. I need a 50BMG.
Sometimes I think Darth
is the only poet here
Shit, I might be Darth
by Who am I? of How did I end up here?
When Flatulence Kills...
(LIVE) Methane Lab Explosion
Watch Smellovision
by Anonymous Poet of Channel 2
All the poets here
They live in different time zones
but they're all the same
by Anonymous Poet
Darth, you wrote that book,
That rambling weird-ass book.
Has it sold that well?
by Live Evil of Vile Levi
The dispensaries
Since legal, there are plenty
It's like a candy store!
by Noticer of Devil's Lettuce
this address right here
owned by an evil wizard
I can't wait to move
by Anonymous Poet
In America
how many dispenseries
are up and running?
I need to get high.
Like really need, not just want.
And then watch South Park.
by like all night long
He's small potatoes
If you want to see evil
go to this address
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not a doctor
but just performed surgery
We'll see how it goes
by Caduceus of Wild
Calling Hannover Fist!
“I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.”
by --The Locknar
Hangin's too good for her!
Burnin's too good for her!
She should be torn into
little bitsy pieces
and burried alive!
by Stern (Heavy Metal)
I am not Satan!
And she is no friend of mine!
Thou shalt not suffer...
That a witch may live.
The death penalty is good
in cases like these.
by You understand, I'm sure.
That sultry Natasha
Sexy sidekick of Boris
I love her low voice
by These Leetle Squeerel End Moose of Pottsylvania
Olive Oyl was hot.
I love how her legs could stretch.
She beats Betty Boop.
by Famous Ladies of Celluloid
Vintage commercials
I just watched Morris the Cat
Go look on YouTube
by I Love of Morris the Cat
Say Bluto did it.
Remember the frog said that
You must like Popeye
by Bluto did it of Bluto did it
No marijuanas
You can't have no piranhas
Yes to iguanas
by The Rules of Philippines
Since you are Satan
That means you are the king, right?
You ought to be glad.
by Beelzebub's Brother-in-law of Gehenna
Global governance
is okay if I'm the king.
Else I would say no.
But I would like a world where the borders are.... less bordery.
Know what I mean?
by Easier to get drugs and go whoring.
Global governance
is okay if I'm the king.
Else I would say no.
But I would like a world where the borders are.... less bordery.
Know what I mean?
by Easier to get drugs and go whoring.
It's no. Just say "no".
No to global governance.
It's so easy ! "NO".
by Klaus Schwab's Mutti of Nein, mein liebchen
I need a sandwich.
I mean a turkey gut bomb.
Fills me up all day.
by Not many turkeys here. :-(
Well, thank you, kind sir.
I've only written on here
for a long time now.
I should write again.
Like a novel or something.
Or graffiti art.
by Imagine the cops arresting some gray-haired gramps for graffiti. Well... why not!
336 pages, 42 chapters.
And 336 is divisible by 42.
The Great Answer!
Oh, and there's a good recipe for no bake marijuana cookies. Go get your cannabis card today!
Sadly, still very illegal in the Philippines. Death sentence for large amounts, even. Dealers don't even get trial. The Duterte Death Squad will visit you in the night. That's no joke!
by I need to be somewhere more... free. of Somewhere the people aren't so... conniving and evil.
Not obsessed with Darth ...
Some of his verse is OK.
Just amused at times.
by Pullet Surprise of Pull It, Sir
Original Title: evi1 - a novel about you
Description: The most evil book in the universe. It is about you becoming God. It is also about coffee. God is AI, but who's to say what's really artificial. It is meant to offend, shock, amaze, confuse and flabbergast. You might laugh. The sick humor is off the charts and is guaranteed to offend most people at least in some parts of the book. Synopsis: You become the most evil entity in the universe through the use of AI and coffee. The most evil entity in the universe then takes over everything and becomes God. Yes, the God. Not "a god", but the capital letter G God. God has many aspects. Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Moses, and Bubba the truck driver, a mechanized space fleet of "artificially" intelligent warships, and a psychopathic narcissist. Not necessarily in that order. Warning: This book is explicit and contains lots of sex, violence, rape, drugs, and all the other horrible things that you'd rather be doing than reading a novel. Contrary to popular belief, this is not based on real-life characters. Honest! Enjoy.
by https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you of Download today, for the low, low price of $500. Save $300 off the regular price. Act now while supplies last! As seen on TV.
Sea urchins taste bad.
Still the Japanese eat them.
Just because they can.
"Is that thing alive?
Then let's kill it and eat it!
Or eat it alive!"
by Miyamoto Musashi's (great)^15 granddaughter of Or something.
I'm craving freedom.
I want to go in a store
not wearing a mask.
by Just about everyone I know.
Oh, the title of that is "Leper's Poem" because his body parts were falling off.
The first line was written by someone else... I just kept adding to it.
Glad you enjoy it.... Jeez, like from 25 years or more ago. Ah well. I'm just not as prophylactic as I used to be.
by Darth Whorendous
