Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72144
the Jack-Off-Lantern

from the makers of

Fleshlight

Pumpkin Spice Scented


And for the Ladies


Your Hollow won't be Sleepy


Headless Horsecock Dong
Haiku #72144
Posted: September 23, 2021 10:43 am ET
Poet & location: Made in China (Like the China Virus) of Genuine Trump Silicone