Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72139
You got it backwards.
Tootsie Rolls taste like cat poop.
Yes, I have tried both.

Candy paired with poop.
While visiting Germany.
They're into that there.
Haiku #72139
Posted: September 23, 2021 7:25 am ET
Poet & location: Never again!... I mean never again for Tootsie Rolls. The poop wasn't anywhere near as bad. of Boost your microbiome! LOL!