Man painted his dink
Looked like a bearded dragon
Walked it on a leash
by Special Report of Philippines
The new arrivals
Cemeterily speaking:
Recent departures.
by Death as an Airport
Hey cyrillic dolt:
We can't even read your trash.
Go spam elsewhere, fool.
by Vladimir Poot of Evil Russkies
Please knock firm but soft....
Because everybody likes
Those soft firm knockers
by Grown man making boobie jokes of Wasting my time and yours
Unexpected guest
Seventeen firm sexy knocks
I knew it was Darth
by It's open of Come on in
During the summer
the family enjoys fresh corn...
(Announcer, smiling)
Outhouse Gathering
Who lays claim to which rich manure?
They wipe with corn cobs
by Colonel Cornelius Brown of Corner of Front and Center streets (just past the Old Willow exit)
More Risky Business
Darth sliding in his undies
Old Time Rock and Roll
by Poopstain of Visible
Moet and Chandon,
Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon,
All low-brow brands. Pop.
by Monsieur Clicquot of Fizzy Bubbles
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
Stoof and moieties.
The beast lurks around the bend.
Inventing new facts.
by Lawyer of McGraw Hill Publishing.
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by LolityTaw5616 of Russia
russian bots really
actually are on here zo
haiku moscow mule?
by moxie
Chimay, or may not...
it depends on what they've got
in Belgian bottle.
by Pere de l'Abee of SHNOCKERED
Heard he ran away
and joined a monastery
One that makes fine cheese
by Town Crier of Under Old Willow
Misdiagnosis
You're not constipated, Darth.
Just filled with poems
by I'm not really a doctor of Just wanted to see you naked
This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
by Anonymous Poet
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
by ash
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
by Fast Foodie of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
by Ah Knowed It of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
by Latoyah of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
by LaToyah of Gary Coleman
That last haiku poem
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
by Noticer of Details of Up in this Mafk
Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
by Rictus Erectus of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
by Waiting for Darth of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
by Stimulating of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
by That squirell's kind of cute too.
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
by sid the sloth of San Diego
He watched her walk by
from the barber shop window.
What a set of gams!
by Drunk on blue comb fluid of Barber Shop
Go to SuperCuts
Ask them for a butthole trim
Or get that shit waxed
by Helping hand
17 feet tall
Programmed to cut the cheese
Here comes Limburger
by 17 ft of In no rush
Not programmed to lie
But had to check NOT A ROBOT
May have blown a fuse
by 17 of Look up
17 feet tall
You won’t mistake me for him
By him I mean Darth
by 17 Foot Poet of Old Willow Robotics, Inc
Human like robot
Go ahead, Press the button.
Cup hands, inhale fart.
by Smells like WD-40 of Ball bearing burrito stand
That’s what you get when
you line the cage with bad haiku.
Cassowary Bird!
by Cassowary #1 of Cassowary Lane
I bought a parrot.
But it died when I got home.
Deceased. No more. Dead.
by It is an X-Parrot of "No, it's just resting."
Barbara Streisand.
Her nose has magic powers.
Boogers are diamonds.
by No, I am not Matt Stone or Trey Parker of But I can dream.
Go buy a parrot.
Teach it to say vulgar things.
Give it to a zoo.
by Or release it back to the wild so it can teach the other parrots.
You want to see Greeks?
A caged death match with Yanni?
Want to smash plates, too?
by A. Cropolis of Now
I want to see geeks.
Caged death match with a chicken.
Take the kids to watch.
by Wholesome family fun. of So what if he's naked.
Yessah. Finestkind.
Them lobstahs taste wicked good.
Penobscot. Ayuh.
by Mainely Haiku of Downeastuh
Get your Moxie up.
Take Coke from Doctor Pepper
Or Hunter Biden.
by Bicycle tha Crack Ho of Laptoplandia
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guaranteed at this website
Quality Haikus
by Our new policy of Under Old Willow
Un monopolio:
Cuando los monos mandan
en monomundo.
by Fulano Banano of Guneo
i wonder if i
should get people from twitter
to come here to tell
me to fuck off
by moxie
I did not know they
can tattoo in microfilm.
Do they use lasers?
by People do anything to be "individual". of Even join the herd.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?!
Who the hell eats "iced cream"?!
But ice cream is good.
Expensive abroad.
Ten dollars for a damn pint.
Not fucking joking!
by Braum's, Haagen-Dazs... hell, even Blue Bell. of Anything but Nestle's... nasty artificial dairy crap.
I've seriously
cut back on my cheese intake.
No heart attacks, thanks.
by Unless I'm attacked by a heart. of That would be cool.
winter is coming
and though you thought it was snow
it's really iced cream
by ash of today's weather report
