Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
by Rictus Erectus of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
by Waiting for Darth of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
by Stimulating of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
by That squirell's kind of cute too.
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
by sid the sloth of San Diego
He watched her walk by
from the barber shop window.
What a set of gams!
by Drunk on blue comb fluid of Barber Shop
Go to SuperCuts
Ask them for a butthole trim
Or get that shit waxed
by Helping hand
17 feet tall
Programmed to cut the cheese
Here comes Limburger
by 17 ft of In no rush
Not programmed to lie
But had to check NOT A ROBOT
May have blown a fuse
by 17 of Look up
17 feet tall
You won’t mistake me for him
By him I mean Darth
by 17 Foot Poet of Old Willow Robotics, Inc
Human like robot
Go ahead, Press the button.
Cup hands, inhale fart.
by Smells like WD-40 of Ball bearing burrito stand
That’s what you get when
you line the cage with bad haiku.
Cassowary Bird!
by Cassowary #1 of Cassowary Lane
I bought a parrot.
But it died when I got home.
Deceased. No more. Dead.
by It is an X-Parrot of "No, it's just resting."
Barbara Streisand.
Her nose has magic powers.
Boogers are diamonds.
by No, I am not Matt Stone or Trey Parker of But I can dream.
Go buy a parrot.
Teach it to say vulgar things.
Give it to a zoo.
by Or release it back to the wild so it can teach the other parrots.
You want to see Greeks?
A caged death match with Yanni?
Want to smash plates, too?
by A. Cropolis of Now
I want to see geeks.
Caged death match with a chicken.
Take the kids to watch.
by Wholesome family fun. of So what if he's naked.
Yessah. Finestkind.
Them lobstahs taste wicked good.
Penobscot. Ayuh.
by Mainely Haiku of Downeastuh
Get your Moxie up.
Take Coke from Doctor Pepper
Or Hunter Biden.
by Bicycle tha Crack Ho of Laptoplandia
Your satisfaction
guaranteed at this website
Quality Haikus
by Our new policy of Under Old Willow
Un monopolio:
Cuando los monos mandan
en monomundo.
by Fulano Banano of Guneo
i wonder if i
should get people from twitter
to come here to tell
me to fuck off
by moxie
I did not know they
can tattoo in microfilm.
Do they use lasers?
by People do anything to be "individual". of Even join the herd.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?!
Who the hell eats "iced cream"?!
But ice cream is good.
Expensive abroad.
Ten dollars for a damn pint.
Not fucking joking!
by Braum's, Haagen-Dazs... hell, even Blue Bell. of Anything but Nestle's... nasty artificial dairy crap.
I've seriously
cut back on my cheese intake.
No heart attacks, thanks.
by Unless I'm attacked by a heart. of That would be cool.
winter is coming
and though you thought it was snow
it's really iced cream
by ash of today's weather report
The hieroglyphics
tattooed on the very tip
of Figpucker's cock
by Translated to English of Just a cheese shopping list
New Superheroes
Flying Firehosepenis Man
and his Dalmatian
by Flying Firehosepenis Man of Not into kinks
Shoes in the doorway
Well it could be Grandma's dildoes
Broken hips for all!
by Jill Tripper of Welcome Mat
How many beak pecks?
Let's ask Cassowary Bird
One hundred and two.
by Fucked in the head (by Godzilla's member) of Trepanning Clinic (Just off the Old Willow Exit)
Who's had thorazine?
I wonder if it's worth it,
being admitted.
by A vacation is in order.
How many haiku
does it take to get to the
center of madness?
by Let's ask Mr. Owl.
Trepanning convert.
Cured of the insanity.
Let those demons out!
by Out demon! Out I say! of Holy water brain spritz.
Living in Asia.
Sneaking around late at night.
Jack off in their shoes.
by Strange how they pile their shoes in the doorway of the house. of Not even to the side, but like right in the doorway. You have to jump over them.
Penis cock schlong dick
dork member ding-a-ling bulge
one-eyed-wonder worm.
by The spirit of George Carlin compells you!
Godzilla's member?
We never see his penis.
New hentai genre?
by I mean, why not? of Beats demon octopussies.
We checked the fine print
Godzilla defecation
You’ll have full coverage
by Yul B. Needeep of in Godzilla poop
Movie Merchandise
Goldzilla Mega Member!
Makes your member HUGE
by Member of Membership has its benefits
No, teeth marks are good.
That means that it is real gold.
Not Jewish are you?
by Oy vay!
I hate to tell you
but I saw teeth marks down there
Dong’s made of Fool’s Gold
by Peter Panner of Undisclosed
Lloyd's of London.
Those freaks insure anything. Even my gold dong.
by No, I have not used it. of Thanks for asking.
If Godzilla pooped
and it landed on your house,
would insurance pay?
by I want to buy Godzilla poop insurane. of You're in good hands.
You probably noticed
my purrsonalized collar
and sandpaper tongue
by Starkitten of chat, chaton
starkitten...well heck
now where have i seen that name
before, chat rooms or?
by vhs
God does not love you,
but Godzilla loves money,
and that's close enough.
by Roar, smash, crash of give me that cash.
If you poop your pants
at Godzilla vs. Kong
then you're a pussy.
by Nothing to see here, plenty to smell though of move along, move along.
You have now been warned:
If you kiss the Figpucker
There will be maggots.
by Carrion Carry-on of CARRY ON
The shark has been jumped
That dead horse, one last time humped
Buh bye bad haiku
by .
Packing my valise
No need to bring much clothing
I’ll just wear a smile
by I. Tinerary of Cathouse
Listen to true crime.
That's where you will find the truth.
Because crime is TRUE.
by Forensic Analysis of The Scene
