Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

clock, you tick slowly.
clock, odd spoked broken wheel, you
pull my day apart.
Haiku # 7073, March 16, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by greenlight, newly relaxed
fark dot com, do fark
they have news, many boobies
submit to fark now!
Haiku # 7072, March 16, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by hola of down the gutter from thegrue
say not for who the
rule drools, ghouls. your stools drools, fools:
for whom there're no rules.
Haiku # 7071, March 16, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by boo
English majors rule
Why else would they offer those
classes in snob'ry?
Haiku # 7070, March 16, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
english majors rule.
all the others? they do drool.
see ya back in school.
Haiku # 7069, March 16, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
submit no haiku
before it's time - look for the
monkey that you shine.
Haiku # 7068, March 16, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by boo
elitist great minds
patterns of thought travel paths
equal, same, alike
Haiku # 7067, March 16, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by thegrue, with prompting from hola of down the hall from hola
Boo, you are very
wrong, E A Poe's raven used
to "quoth, Nevermore!"
Haiku # 7066, March 16, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Haiku # 7065, March 16, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by boosubmit no haiku
pardon empty lines
i hit return much too soon
so sweet and so cold
Haiku # 7064, March 16, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
robert smith sings song
of joy at end of the week:
Friday I'm In Love
Haiku # 7063, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
radio! the knobs
have all fallen! the button
won't respond! alas!
Haiku # 7062, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by greenlight, now personally to the fourth way, apparently
cheaper than e-mail,
and takes less thought than a slap
back up side the head
Haiku # 7061, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by boo
Haiku # 7060, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by robert smith sings song
when all else goes wrong
there can only be one way
to solve problems: beer.
Haiku # 7059, March 16, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
boring each other?
boring here, loving it; quoth
raven, "nothing more!"
Haiku # 7058, March 16, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by boo
b-naked ladies
sing song of fulfilling joy
title: Alcohol
Haiku # 7057, March 16, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
greenlight, i give you
the uh...well.. um...the greenlight
--turn on the radio
Haiku # 7056, March 16, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
victimization

pretended victims
underfoot to brag you bang
fall guy's fantasy
Haiku # 7055, March 16, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by boo
monsters under bed
good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
they're in the closet
Haiku # 7054, March 16, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
the fourth way, i must
tell you, that's the only song
whose lyrics i know.
Haiku # 7053, March 16, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by greenlight, fascinated
green, red, white, yellow.
moutain dew. joyful liquid.
save me from fatigue.
Haiku # 7052, March 16, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I am glad YOUR lives
are worthless and I don't need
to know all you are.
Haiku # 7051, March 16, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by boo
i'm going to hit you
baby, quite a few more times.
NO britney spears please!
Haiku # 7050, March 16, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
Haiku # 7049, March 16, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
Haiku # 7048, March 16, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my loneliness is
killing me. i must confess,
i still belee-eeve
Haiku # 7047, March 16, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by greenlight person
sell me crapola
tell mm more and more crapola
corporate dogrell
Haiku # 7046, March 16, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by boo
not the slightest of
mind to get to the toilet
"Call of the Colon"
Haiku # 7045, March 16, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by boo
red, white, blue, diet
pepsi can sits on my desk
shiny cold yummy
Haiku # 7044, March 16, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick, short red dress
winking provocatively
i follow, zombie-like
Haiku # 7043, March 16, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by mondongo of in your mind
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
Haiku # 7042, March 16, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
read -READ!- what you don't
have the nerve to throw out! WHAT
no one wants to read!!
Haiku # 7041, March 16, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by boo
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
Haiku # 7040, March 16, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
too many, too much
and all worse than bad STUPID
pathinspicration!
Haiku # 7039, March 16, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by boo
no heat, my fingers
freeze around the shape of the
mouse that's on my desk
Haiku # 7038, March 16, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
oh bad bad haiku
keep me warm in my office
it's cold, has no heat
Haiku # 7037, March 16, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick screams, jumps out
window plummeting 4 feet.
...we're on the ground floor....
Haiku # 7036, March 16, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when i hit refresh
and there is no new haiku
then i am lonely
Haiku # 7035, March 16, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
my browser keeps run
ning minimized in systray
refresh, refresh now!
Haiku # 7034, March 16, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick on weight scale
i ventriloquise to scale
"you are fat. get off."
Haiku # 7033, March 16, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by mondongo
it's not tuesday here
must be the y2k bug
making thegrue wrong
Haiku # 7032, March 16, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cream. sugar. coffee.
indeed these are my life's loves.
tuesday's good, i say!
Haiku # 7031, March 16, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
what's a syllable?
it says to use five of them.
dont laugh. i can't read.
Haiku # 7030, March 16, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by greenlight, (bernie kosar)
sweet cranberry grape
servings per container: 2
i drink both at once
Haiku # 7029, March 16, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Dan Moskowitz of California
thou art not a mouse.
thou art not a mouse! no way!
thou art not a mouse.
Haiku # 7028, March 16, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
mmm damn fine coffee
cream and sugar to ease pain
how does Tuesday look?
Haiku # 7027, March 16, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
no. i'm mickey mouse.
why aren't you listening?
I'm really mickey!
Haiku # 7026, March 16, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by greenlight, city wide
Cold bloody hacksaw
Fits my hand with loving care
Limbs fill the basket
Haiku # 7025, March 16, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Grandmaster D of CA
greenlight! homebrew! g!
welcome to today's playground.
come sing and frolic!
Haiku # 7024, March 16, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
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