Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 311 Days and 72075 Haikus later...

My word is sausage
Now you know what you must do.
Good luck and Godspeed
Haiku # 70150, February 24, 2021 11:13 pm ET
by .
Beneath the surface,
But always in tow, my friend,
I await your word.
Haiku # 70149, February 24, 2021 9:20 pm ET
by fellownarrator of The abyss
After all this time.
Which of these haiku is worst.
Shall we take a vote?
Haiku # 70148, February 24, 2021 8:27 pm ET
by Bernie's left mitton. of Bernie does horrible things to me... horrible, I tell you!
My "Majestic Flow"
I'm not sure can be trusted.
You might get pregnant.
Haiku # 70147, February 24, 2021 7:50 pm ET
by Ron Jeremy of Prison for life.
Speaking of Music,
Jimi Hendrix was Satan.
And thank God for that!
Haiku # 70145, February 24, 2021 11:38 am ET
by Over the Rainbow of Along the Watchtower
Led Zeppelin crotch bulge.
It's not about the music.
Sex, drugs, rock & roll.
Haiku # 70144, February 24, 2021 11:34 am ET
by A good time was had by all... of Backstage.
Rehearse the worse verse.
Dog hog bog log pollywog.
Handjob in the hearse.
Haiku # 70143, February 24, 2021 11:31 am ET
by Giving God handjob in limo hearse. of Blowing Satan after the FUNeral.
That's your vagina?!
Or Arby's roast beef sandwich?
Have some horsey sauce.
Haiku # 70142, February 24, 2021 10:38 am ET
by Fine dining. of Hell's Kitchen employee break room.
Sophistication,
All the croissants and red wine
Will not give to you.
Haiku # 70141, February 24, 2021 6:28 am ET
by A little death never killed anyone.
It just won't flush down
Your seventeen syllables
and kernels of corn
Haiku # 70140, February 24, 2021 4:39 am ET
by Stinxy of Sphinxter
Haiku en Francais:
Alors, qu'est-ce qu ca vous dit...
Vous, les vrais idiots?
Haiku # 70138, February 23, 2021 8:14 am ET
by Un Pet Dans l'Eau of Sans Accent, bien sur
Darth, il est le pire.
Vraiment, il me fait vomir
Et je dois le dire.
Haiku # 70137, February 23, 2021 7:56 am ET
by La Comptesse de Cul
Vous n'etes que des cons.
Vous etes tellement ennuyeux.
Ca me fait chier.
Haiku # 70136, February 23, 2021 7:53 am ET
by Cherchez La Femme
All is vanity . . .
(Easy for King Sol to say
between concubines)
Haiku # 70135, February 23, 2021 7:50 am ET
by Le Compte de Chie-en-lit of A La Carte menu
nothing much to say
so why not say it in verse
say too much nothing
Haiku # 70134, February 23, 2021 6:52 am ET
by ash of see what i did there ?
savor the saviour
and flavor your behaviour
golden road paver
Haiku # 70133, February 22, 2021 9:13 pm ET
by Sheriff Taylor shot a man
Fuck me in the ass.
Do my Deliverance style.
I'll be your piggy. SKWWEEEEEEE
Haiku # 70131, February 22, 2021 9:41 am ET
by Banjos dueling in the background.
C U N T.
I think that spells cunt.
Deal with it.
Haiku # 70130, February 22, 2021 9:35 am ET
by Cunt Face Predator of not very sexual.
If you aint HAIKU
Get the hell off of here NOW.
It's haiku verse, boy.
Haiku # 70129, February 22, 2021 5:52 am ET
by Syllabic Orthodoxy of Epoxy
Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go
Haiku # 70128, February 22, 2021 3:53 am ET
by 2 Late of Stained Drawers throughout Time
Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go
Haiku # 70127, February 22, 2021 3:53 am ET
by 2 Late of Stained Drawers throughout Time
Build a time machine.
I built one -- haven't looked back.
... oh... wait a minute.
Haiku # 70126, February 21, 2021 1:51 am ET
by George Orwell's last fart.
i long for the past
as a widower grieves his wife
my heart aches
for long tomorrow
spirit i have loved
love i have lost who left
haunted, the scent of lavender
tear drop equilibrium: pain
Haiku # 70125, February 20, 2021 7:44 pm ET
by assumed miscreant of full broken heart
Feces manure
ca-ca dung shit poop crap grunt
doo-doo sewage stool.
Haiku # 70124, February 20, 2021 1:15 am ET
by that's why I excrement to say.
Eight Six Seven Five,
Followed by Three Zero Nine
Tommy Tutone Rules
Haiku # 70122, February 19, 2021 10:05 pm ET
by Big Rick of Tennessee
Life is a highway
And I'm going to ride it
All night long (solo)
Haiku # 70121, February 19, 2021 10:00 pm ET
by Big Rick of Tennessee
Patrick Swayze dead
Because Demi Moore killed him
You can look it up
Haiku # 70120, February 19, 2021 8:43 pm ET
by Factual fractals and pterodactyls
Penis ghost pecker
Chase it down with ice cold milk
The burn will haunt you
Haiku # 70119, February 19, 2021 6:52 pm ET
by Demi of Pottery wheel
Poop poop poop poop poop.
Dull excrementality:
That's Darth Figpucker.
Haiku # 70118, February 19, 2021 12:39 pm ET
by Puckered Fig of Yawn
Bad Haiku News

Rush Limbaugh is dead
Perseverance lands on Mars
US Covid strains
Haiku # 70117, February 19, 2021 10:14 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku New

Cruz goes to Cancun
Cuomo Covid death count low
Texas in deep freeze
Haiku # 70116, February 19, 2021 10:13 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku News

Trump is acquitted
57 to 43
Trump celebration
Haiku # 70115, February 19, 2021 10:12 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like watermelon.
But it gives me the runs.
Damn, I wish I was black.
Haiku # 70114, February 18, 2021 4:04 pm ET
by Yet another reason.
Did Ozzy Osbourne
swallow the head of the bat
then poop out its skull.
Haiku # 70113, February 18, 2021 5:00 am ET
by The public deserves answers!
By the same lady
that did Bernie's cute mittons
and my underwear.
Haiku # 70112, February 18, 2021 4:52 am ET
by Piece of history. of Piece of ass.
Mutton chop sideburns
Knitted from the pubic hair
of Elvis Presley
Haiku # 70111, February 18, 2021 1:42 am ET
by Reabsorbed Twin of Elvis, Entrepreneur of On the Other Side but still hustling
Let's talk religion
philosophy, and science.
Fart jokes are now banned.
Haiku # 70110, February 17, 2021 8:36 pm ET
by Farcebook Police Dept. of Not enough censorship in day job.
Which is more pervy,
Woman likes child molesters
or gramps with hot babes?
Haiku # 70109, February 17, 2021 11:17 am ET
by It's a sick, sick world.
Using the word "chop"
and "penis" in one haiku.
Loraina Bobbit?
Haiku # 70108, February 17, 2021 11:08 am ET
by John Wayne. of Better circle the wagons, pilgram.
When robots make poop
It comes out as a long string
Letters and numbers
Haiku # 70107, February 17, 2021 3:02 am ET
by Robot of Lit
Remember the jokes
with Johnny Fuckerfaster
He was trying to...
Haiku # 70105, February 16, 2021 7:44 pm ET
by Can't remember of Joke nor punchline
Not all are bad here
Most haikus just need more work
Need... motivation.
Haiku # 70104, February 16, 2021 6:53 pm ET
by Warflarglbargl of Barglarglwarfl
Elvis penis ghost
It has mutton chop sideburns
Hunk of burning love
Haiku # 70103, February 16, 2021 2:34 pm ET
by I will not grow up you bossy poo face
Just grow the fuck up
Its like junior high school here
Immaturity
Haiku # 70102, February 16, 2021 11:11 am ET
by Bossy McFucky
Evil penis ghost
It starts out small but grows big
Then it spits at you
Haiku # 70101, February 16, 2021 2:02 am ET
by Dinky Doo of Phantom Phallus Investigative Research Foundation
Angle of dangle
Proportional to meat heat
You can’t argue that
Haiku # 70100, February 16, 2021 1:59 am ET
by Slim Jim of Hanging low
Angling is fishing
I’ve got a pole. So do you.
And you have a worm
Haiku # 70099, February 15, 2021 10:31 pm ET
by Catfish Net of Stalkings
Fuck TikTok.
I'll say it again.
Fuck TikTok.
Haiku # 70098, February 15, 2021 10:05 am ET
by No equation could be this true!
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.
Haiku # 70097, February 15, 2021 10:01 am ET
by blahblahblah
I don't know "wokeness".
But I do know "Wookieness".
Just bang drunk Ewoks.
Haiku # 70096, February 15, 2021 9:57 am ET
by DARTH Whorendous is the name.
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