Did Ozzy Osbourne
swallow the head of the bat
then poop out its skull.
by The public deserves answers!
By the same lady
that did Bernie's cute mittons
and my underwear.
by Piece of history. of Piece of ass.
Mutton chop sideburns
Knitted from the pubic hair
of Elvis Presley
by Reabsorbed Twin of Elvis, Entrepreneur of On the Other Side but still hustling
Let's talk religion
philosophy, and science.
Fart jokes are now banned.
by Farcebook Police Dept. of Not enough censorship in day job.
Which is more pervy,
Woman likes child molesters
or gramps with hot babes?
by It's a sick, sick world.
Using the word "chop"
and "penis" in one haiku.
Loraina Bobbit?
by John Wayne. of Better circle the wagons, pilgram.
When robots make poop
It comes out as a long string
Letters and numbers
by Robot of Lit
Remember the jokes
with Johnny Fuckerfaster
He was trying to...
by Can't remember of Joke nor punchline
Not all are bad here
Most haikus just need more work
Need... motivation.
by Warflarglbargl of Barglarglwarfl
Elvis penis ghost
It has mutton chop sideburns
Hunk of burning love
by I will not grow up you bossy poo face
Just grow the fuck up
Its like junior high school here
Immaturity
by Bossy McFucky
Evil penis ghost
It starts out small but grows big
Then it spits at you
by Dinky Doo of Phantom Phallus Investigative Research Foundation
Angle of dangle
Proportional to meat heat
You can’t argue that
by Slim Jim of Hanging low
Angling is fishing
I’ve got a pole. So do you.
And you have a worm
by Catfish Net of Stalkings
Fuck TikTok.
I'll say it again.
Fuck TikTok.
by No equation could be this true!
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.
by blahblahblah
I don't know "wokeness".
But I do know "Wookieness".
Just bang drunk Ewoks.
by DARTH Whorendous is the name.
For math tutoring
I just need lots of money
or some LSD.
The drugs are for you.
Then you'll think that you learned math.
When you're just trippin'.
by Think I give away my secrets for peanuts?!?!
is df on here?
i want to have some advice
on fixing wokeness
by moxie
How do I sign up
for math tutoring, Darth?
I need extra help
by G.E.
Schrodinger's dinger;
It is both erect and not.
First you must observe!
by You get what you get, don't throw a fit.
The amount of cats
is only approximate.
Schrodinger's grandma.
by Check out my huge equation!
This Valentine’s Day
Get her what she really wants
Kittens! Kittens! Cats!
by You Know of It’s True
It's good to be home.
But it's better to be in
the local brothel.
by Valentines Day and Venereal Disease of Like chocolate and peanut butter. Extra crunchy.
Not all that funny.
Not boner inspiring.
Not worth watching it.
by Mr. Negativity w/ slow internet.
i had to share this
because it is just so good
trust me, you'll love it
https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y
by ash
Sylvester Stallone
Sweaty underwear. Skid marks.
Raw egg in tall glass
by Noticer of Details
Chair Aerobics Class
Lift, lift, lift the left butt cheek
Fart! Fart! Feel the Burn!
by Funtcart of Roast Beef Explosion
New dance routine
First, remove all of your clothes
(release the fire ants)
by Juh Juh Juh Jitterbug of Wham! UK
Under the covers
you will find the dutch oven
It's your wake up call
by Methane Windmill of Worst Case, Ontario
Under the covers
doesn't matter how you look
we are all the same
by Ellen Urowitz of Toronto Ontario
Golden yellow leaves
spotted in middle winter
in Toronto
by Ellen Urowitz of Toronto Ontario
Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.
by Nuclear war will cleanse the planet of the filth we have become.
Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.
by Nuclear war will cleanse the planet of the filth we have become.
They forgot my fave
crunchy poop lovers dot org
asm dot org
by blahblah
Call it sleepy seeds
Sandman filling the sand bag
Wake up with a smile
by Serta Sheep of Hiding
Orgasm on her
when awake if you love her,
asleep if it's hate.
Dot ru, of course.
R U a honey old man?
Come visit Russia.
by Borat of Very nice!
orgasm on loveawake.ru
by SandraNoitE of Spain
Don't trust lesbians.
They all have daddy issues.
And they want revenge.
by Truth!
You can freeze to death.
I will take malaria
to that any day!
by The only thing I need cold is beer. of And maybe pina colada. And ice cream.
A lot of cocaine
in the midwest nowadays.
Oh, no, that's just snow.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
by Better you than me!
An itch I can’t scratch
Feeling of euphoria
I do wish to catch
Please open your door
That baggy that contains it
Oh the sweet snow coke
by Line of lines
Can you imagine
getting a ride on his back?
He looks so friendly
by Undisclosed of Purveyors of Haggis
A word to the wise
The Loch Ness Monster is NOT
a cephalopod
by Noticer of Details of Here for you
But I must confess
My first thought was that I saw
the Loch Ness Monster
by Lass of Slightly Used Bagpipe Shoppe
Your outboard motor
did certainly catch my eye
that day at the lake
by Nude Enthusiast behind the bush of Outdoors
I don't need to flash
at a nudist colony
with hot surfer chix.
by Surfing with dink out. of Sort of like paddle boarding.
How I picture you
Cool trench coat like Robert Stack
but flashing your dink
by Noticer of details of Solved Mystery
Quarantine Royale
Charles’ face, Camilla’s crumpet
Out comes marmalade
by Reptilian with blue balls of Fox Run (portable latrine)
Rare roast beef curtains
Horseradish makes you horny
Sam the Butcher’s load
by Alice (maid) of Meandering snailtrail
