If you aint HAIKU
Get the hell off of here NOW.
It's haiku verse, boy.
by Syllabic Orthodoxy of Epoxy
Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go
by 2 Late of Stained Drawers throughout Time
Does this time machine
have a functional latrine?
Cause I gotta go
by 2 Late of Stained Drawers throughout Time
Build a time machine.
I built one -- haven't looked back.
... oh... wait a minute.
by George Orwell's last fart.
i long for the past
as a widower grieves his wife
my heart aches
for long tomorrow
spirit i have loved
love i have lost who left
haunted, the scent of lavender
tear drop equilibrium: pain
by assumed miscreant of full broken heart
Feces manure
ca-ca dung shit poop crap grunt
doo-doo sewage stool.
by that's why I excrement to say.
Eight Six Seven Five,
Followed by Three Zero Nine
Tommy Tutone Rules
by Big Rick of Tennessee
Life is a highway
And I'm going to ride it
All night long (solo)
by Big Rick of Tennessee
Patrick Swayze dead
Because Demi Moore killed him
You can look it up
by Factual fractals and pterodactyls
Penis ghost pecker
Chase it down with ice cold milk
The burn will haunt you
by Demi of Pottery wheel
Poop poop poop poop poop.
Dull excrementality:
That's Darth Figpucker.
by Puckered Fig of Yawn
Bad Haiku News
Rush Limbaugh is dead
Perseverance lands on Mars
US Covid strains
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku New
Cruz goes to Cancun
Cuomo Covid death count low
Texas in deep freeze
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku News
Trump is acquitted
57 to 43
Trump celebration
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like watermelon.
But it gives me the runs.
Damn, I wish I was black.
by Yet another reason.
Did Ozzy Osbourne
swallow the head of the bat
then poop out its skull.
by The public deserves answers!
By the same lady
that did Bernie's cute mittons
and my underwear.
by Piece of history. of Piece of ass.
Mutton chop sideburns
Knitted from the pubic hair
of Elvis Presley
by Reabsorbed Twin of Elvis, Entrepreneur of On the Other Side but still hustling
Let's talk religion
philosophy, and science.
Fart jokes are now banned.
by Farcebook Police Dept. of Not enough censorship in day job.
Which is more pervy,
Woman likes child molesters
or gramps with hot babes?
by It's a sick, sick world.
Using the word "chop"
and "penis" in one haiku.
Loraina Bobbit?
by John Wayne. of Better circle the wagons, pilgram.
When robots make poop
It comes out as a long string
Letters and numbers
by Robot of Lit
Remember the jokes
with Johnny Fuckerfaster
He was trying to...
by Can't remember of Joke nor punchline
Not all are bad here
Most haikus just need more work
Need... motivation.
by Warflarglbargl of Barglarglwarfl
Elvis penis ghost
It has mutton chop sideburns
Hunk of burning love
by I will not grow up you bossy poo face
Just grow the fuck up
Its like junior high school here
Immaturity
by Bossy McFucky
Evil penis ghost
It starts out small but grows big
Then it spits at you
by Dinky Doo of Phantom Phallus Investigative Research Foundation
Angle of dangle
Proportional to meat heat
You can’t argue that
by Slim Jim of Hanging low
Angling is fishing
I’ve got a pole. So do you.
And you have a worm
by Catfish Net of Stalkings
Fuck TikTok.
I'll say it again.
Fuck TikTok.
by No equation could be this true!
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.
by blahblahblah
I don't know "wokeness".
But I do know "Wookieness".
Just bang drunk Ewoks.
by DARTH Whorendous is the name.
For math tutoring
I just need lots of money
or some LSD.
The drugs are for you.
Then you'll think that you learned math.
When you're just trippin'.
by Think I give away my secrets for peanuts?!?!
is df on here?
i want to have some advice
on fixing wokeness
by moxie
How do I sign up
for math tutoring, Darth?
I need extra help
by G.E.
Schrodinger's dinger;
It is both erect and not.
First you must observe!
by You get what you get, don't throw a fit.
The amount of cats
is only approximate.
Schrodinger's grandma.
by Check out my huge equation!
This Valentine’s Day
Get her what she really wants
Kittens! Kittens! Cats!
by You Know of It’s True
It's good to be home.
But it's better to be in
the local brothel.
by Valentines Day and Venereal Disease of Like chocolate and peanut butter. Extra crunchy.
Not all that funny.
Not boner inspiring.
Not worth watching it.
by Mr. Negativity w/ slow internet.
i had to share this
because it is just so good
trust me, you'll love it
https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y
by ash
Sylvester Stallone
Sweaty underwear. Skid marks.
Raw egg in tall glass
by Noticer of Details
Chair Aerobics Class
Lift, lift, lift the left butt cheek
Fart! Fart! Feel the Burn!
by Funtcart of Roast Beef Explosion
New dance routine
First, remove all of your clothes
(release the fire ants)
by Juh Juh Juh Jitterbug of Wham! UK
Under the covers
you will find the dutch oven
It's your wake up call
by Methane Windmill of Worst Case, Ontario
Under the covers
doesn't matter how you look
we are all the same
by Ellen Urowitz of Toronto Ontario
Golden yellow leaves
spotted in middle winter
in Toronto
by Ellen Urowitz of Toronto Ontario
Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.
by Nuclear war will cleanse the planet of the filth we have become.
Pednecrozoophile.
Dead baby anilmal sex.
Stinky puppet show.
by Nuclear war will cleanse the planet of the filth we have become.
They forgot my fave
crunchy poop lovers dot org
asm dot org
by blahblah
