Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Trump deserves to die.
Only because of his hair.
No other reason.
Haiku # 69547 January 11, 2021 10:12 am ET
by Tell me about it, girl friend! of Dreadful, just dreadful!
www.loser.com
Haiku # 69546 January 11, 2021 7:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whores get cheap tattoos.
They think it makes them special.
Infinitely fake.
Haiku # 69544 January 11, 2021 6:23 am ET
by The complete lack of love. of It is far more evil than hate.
Drunk on tequila,
slurping down cubes of pork fat,
great for the fetus.
Haiku # 69543 January 11, 2021 6:17 am ET
by Almost like it's on purpose. of I noticed.
Your cakes look stupid.
Cut out sugar lard icing.
What the fuck is that?!
Haiku # 69542 January 11, 2021 6:12 am ET
by Fake like everything else about you.
Let's have some ice cream.
Peppermint or bubble gum.
Egg nog is tasty.
Haiku # 69541 January 11, 2021 6:10 am ET
by I noticed your giant triangular ass wobbles around too much.
Yo, that cop farted!
And right in a brother's face!
Burn down all the stores!
Haiku # 69540 January 11, 2021 2:58 am ET
by Erkle of course You don't mind if I help myself to this big-screen TV, do you?
There's so much schizm.
It makes me want to jizm.
New feudalism.
Haiku # 69539 January 11, 2021 12:41 am ET
by AmeriKKKa, the beautiful. of Ghandalf the Grand Wizard. Poof, you're a frog.
What is the problem??
I just want to own some slaves.
Darker is better.
Haiku # 69538 January 10, 2021 10:16 pm ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump, your new Emperor. of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
What's that commotion?
Uh oh, the chickens got out.
Talking poly-ticks.
Haiku # 69537 January 10, 2021 10:13 pm ET
by Chickens like ticks. More is better. of Keep f***in' that chicken -- Ernie Anastos
I'm craving pie now.
Rather than topped with whip cream,
use president fat.
Haiku # 69536 January 10, 2021 5:37 pm ET
by Hannibal Lector of Collaborating w/ Gordon Ramsay
i'm impeachy keen
your flaccid insurrection
will have its climax
Haiku # 69535 January 10, 2021 4:43 pm ET
by ash
If you drown someone
in a vat of peach filling,
is that impeachment?
Haiku # 69534 January 10, 2021 4:36 pm ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump of White House lawn, looking up to the skies for aliens.
Mister Poet Ash,
I will take YOUR medicine.
Then I'll take your wife.
Haiku # 69533 January 10, 2021 4:34 pm ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump of Grab her by the pussy. She was married.
qanon shaman
time to take your medicine
and have a lie down
Haiku # 69532 January 10, 2021 6:37 am ET
by ash
twice the impeachments
ex-resident president
sets a precedent
Haiku # 69531 January 10, 2021 6:29 am ET
by ash
Ivanka says hi.
She's an awesome trophy wife.
The best trophy wife.
Haiku # 69530 January 10, 2021 3:34 am ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump of Emperor's Palace.
Of course I mean that
the pyramids, not the slaves,
will be colored orange.

The slaves will be black.
Just like in the good old days
grandpa told me of.
Haiku # 69529 January 10, 2021 2:18 am ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump of Bow down and tremble, peasants.
With a horde of slaves
I can build new pyramids.
They'll be orange this time.
Haiku # 69528 January 10, 2021 2:11 am ET
by DDJT of Once POTUS, now Emperor of NWO
There's something crusty
on the screen of my cell phone.
Oh, I think I know.
Haiku # 69527 January 9, 2021 10:19 pm ET
by DDJT of When everyone finds out this is my new site, your servers will overload.
Exploding light bulbs.
Not sure what I should put here.
I'm on the toilet.

Rise up, my brothers.
And The South shall rise again.
I can use some slaves.
Haiku # 69526 January 9, 2021 10:12 pm ET
by And it's okay. of Darth Donald J Trump's new platform
Darth Donald J Trump.
Supported by the police
and military.
Haiku # 69525 January 9, 2021 10:07 pm ET
by You know it's true.
I cannot wait for
the Million Militia March;
I'll be Emperor.
Haiku # 69524 January 9, 2021 9:59 pm ET
by Darth Donald J. Trump of The J stands for jackoff.
Bad Haiku News

Anal cavities
can be filled by a dentist.
Mine used a strap-on.
Haiku # 69523 January 9, 2021 9:55 pm ET
by Did you notice the missing flashlight batteries.
Banning DJT
It's my goddamned site
I do what I want
Haiku # 69522 January 9, 2021 9:50 pm ET
by Janis of T.
Sweet sticky goodness.
Cinnamon buns with white glaze.
And fresh hot coffee.
Haiku # 69521 January 9, 2021 9:47 pm ET
by Bc fuck you. of That's why, you disgusting pig twat.
Woke up feeling good.
I want some Goddamn sausage.
And that's all I need.

Oh, wait, I quit pork.
Never mind, hold that order.
One cinnamon roll.
Haiku # 69520 January 9, 2021 8:02 pm ET
by Sin-amen.
Xanadu's xenophobic xylem xylophone.
Xavier's xylene.
Xip-i-dee-doo-dah.
Haiku # 69519 January 9, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Fuck, I hate it when people are late and keep saying any minute. of Fucking twat waffles.
New music genre.
The screams of speacial needs kids.
Head bangers delight.
Haiku # 69518 January 9, 2021 7:49 pm ET
by Put on your helmets, please.
Green platypusses?!
Those punk rock motherfuckers.
Always spur me on.
Haiku # 69517 January 9, 2021 7:45 pm ET
by Funtcart funtcart funt.
Deceased foetuses
sing at abortion clinics.
Is that death metal?
Haiku # 69516 January 9, 2021 7:43 pm ET
by I will make it legal!
I got a notice.
It said vacate premises.
Vacant promises.
Haiku # 69515 January 9, 2021 7:40 pm ET
by Your cunt is too large for anyone.
If you die tonight,
remember that no one cares.
Perhaps you noticed.
Haiku # 69514 January 9, 2021 7:37 pm ET
by
Grandpa was abused
at the assisted living.
So we kept him there.
Haiku # 69513 January 9, 2021 7:04 pm ET
by That's what he gets for what he did to Sally. of She still can't fart normally.
Waitress Gloria
does anything I tell her.
Poison the children.
Haiku # 69512 January 9, 2021 6:59 pm ET
by Putrid pancakes. of Toxic turnovers.
Holy glory hole.
Soggy biscuit breakfast juice.
Notice the fry cook.
Haiku # 69511 January 9, 2021 6:56 pm ET
by I peed in the coffee. of That Nutella might taste strange.
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Haiku # 69510 January 9, 2021 2:23 pm ET
by SellAccs of United Kingdom
Sometimes Dad would dream
of butchering the family
except for Alice
Haiku # 69509 January 9, 2021 2:10 pm ET
by Kitty Carlisle of Overheard
Florence Henderson
probably liked it up the butt
That's my gut feeling
Haiku # 69508 January 9, 2021 2:06 pm ET
by The restless ghost of Merv Griffin
Which brings to my mind
Such a fabulous staircase
Did they own a Slinky?
Haiku # 69507 January 9, 2021 2:03 pm ET
by I. Had more toys than them of Poverty Line
Where are Greg's white socks?
That Brady Bunch episode
Jan's first period
Haiku # 69506 January 9, 2021 1:58 pm ET
by PMS (Pilferer of Men's socks) of Top Drawer
Darth is the driver.
He starts playing with himself.
Look out for that TRUUUUCK !!@$%$&*
Haiku # 69505 January 9, 2021 12:04 pm ET
by Jaws of Life
Oh lamentations,
the mighty Donald is blocked.
Oh ye minions, weep.
Haiku # 69504 January 9, 2021 9:14 am ET
by Second Coming of Trump
Hey, Somalia:
We need some clits over here
(for all our trannies)
Haiku # 69503 January 9, 2021 9:09 am ET
by Enlightened Surgeon of Gender Studies
I must disagree.
Haiku's like taking a piss.
zip, tinkle, shake zip.
Haiku # 69502 January 9, 2021 8:17 am ET
by 2 minutes and done. of Not 40 minutes, not in public.
despondent donald
they took away his rattle
and not before time
Haiku # 69501 January 9, 2021 6:06 am ET
by ash
Ghislaine Prisonbrain
I supply girls. Jeff molests
Wishing her the best
Haiku # 69500 January 9, 2021 1:24 am ET
by Epstein's Mother of Starbucks
This super hot guy
sits down next to me and just
writes haiku poems
Haiku # 69499 January 9, 2021 1:04 am ET
by Missed Meetings of Darthslist
I find your lack of
syllables disturbing... Ackk..
Arrgg oooph cra.. Ka... Uhhhh...
Haiku # 69498 January 8, 2021 11:51 pm ET
by You've been Force strangled by Darth Whorendous! of Was it good for you too?
Depends on species.
Either one snacks in Thailand.
But don't eat the legs.
Haiku # 69497 January 8, 2021 11:45 pm ET
by The legs will stick in your throat. of Grasshoppers are much better.
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