Ever fuck Jello
while you are high on corn starch?
Then you haven't lived.
by Bill Cosby of If it wiggles and it's wet, stick it in.
Participation
Masturbation requires some
But you're too lazy
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
Ever snort corn starch?
Have you ever fucked Jello?
It's never too late
by Helpful
I done got fucked up.
Butt-chugged me some paint thinner.
My farts smell like pine.
by Bubba Boofsalot of Texass
Everybody knows
Elevators take more time
With a Fart on-board
by Gassy Jack of Elevators
Just enjoyed primo
carabao capuccino.
Urge to roll in mud.
by Do you have any wagons that you need me to pull? of Bellow, grunt, snort.
A gay poet wrote
on worms in his urethra;
he'd let them crawl in.
You said nightcrawlers.
I thought maybe you know him.
Hey, you could swap worms.
A new gay sex thing.
And you get to tell your friends,
you heard it here first.
by His name was Darren of The Native American race.
Capitalists blow
the whore the Lard Jesus Christ
and spit on themselves.
by Stalin's pet ferrett of The 328th generation.
Communists will bow
Before the Lord Jesus Christ
in spite of themselves.
by Epiphany of Dialectical Revelation
First dumb them all down
With organized religion
Then sell salvation
by Blueray
Can't go to Poland !
Might need to nuke Hurricane !
Nuke the storm BIGLY
by Donald Ass Trump of Near button
Pulling nightcrawlers
You get worm juice on your hands
But it washes off
by Trudging along of Lawn
Chief Lizzy War-on
The fake Cherokee jive azz
Scarfs down pow wow chow.
And barfs up bull chit
Neo- Communist jive talk
pinko kids love it!
by Baron Urgern Von Sternberg of Mongolia
Honshu Gate of Farts
Smelly tourist attraction
Gate of many stains
by Your gassy aunt
Got bars like rapper
Hit them hard like a napper
If I only wake up
by Line of lines
You won't find that here
Don't even bother looking
Try looking elsewhere
by Helpful
First dumb them all down
through public education.
Then, sell Socialism
by John Dewey thought of it long before now
Politburo clown
Retro-Leninist nutcase
Bad-hair spitflinger
by that's Bernie of VT
Very very big
Very very very big
Bigly hurricane
by Donald Ass Trump of Very small vocabulary
Psychiatric help
Available on this site
We meet all your needs
by Doc Smith of Examining table
Bernie the Dino-sour
Washed up old Bolshevik
Punched by a speed bag.
That's funny as hell
The old Commie is not quick!
In mind or body!
by Baron Urgern Von Sternberg of Mongolia
I want to get high.
I want to get high, so high.
I want to get high.
by Snoop Doggie Dog
Furries Convention
I like to wear my costume
Until it rots off
by Furry of Convention
Nobody noticed
My poem went unnoticed
Nobody noticed
by Unnoticed Poet of Crying towel
I have a penis.
It used to belong to John.
But now it is mine.
by Lorena
Overheard just now:
"Prove you are not a robot!"
Unzipping my pants
by Not a robot
Seems like yesterday
When I tackled the mailman
Nude bath salts bear hug
by Resident
Construction Bromance
Beef burrito picnic lunch
This one is on me
by Hal Itosis of Job Site
Sneaking in the house
Wife holding cast iron pan
All I remember
by Concussed of Floor
It won't be long now
Handing out paper towels
To Puerto Ricans
by Donald Ass Trump of Rolling up sleeves
Which do you prefer,
yellow corn chips or blue ones?
I kind of like blue.
by Organic Hippy Crunch Fuck.
These are not poems.
Do not confuse them with art.
Small doses of hate.
by My momma always said, "Evil is as evil does." of Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Easy Bake Oven
Longpig in miniature
Anyone seen Ken?
by Hearth Cricketfucker of Hearth
Somewhat off topic
The poetry found on here
Is it poetry?
by Poet? of Unsure
Cashed another check
Turning poems into cash
Ask me how today!
by Anonymous Poet
Barney the Dinosaur is not a false god.
He's the real fucking deal.
by Uncle Zoop of Cartoon Camp
Go to The Church at 4:30 a.m.
Yell obscenities at the church bells until they stop.
Tell the police you're possessed and need to see a priest.
They will believe you, but only after you bribe them,
the filthy cunts.
by Mickey Mouse of Club House
Raise that false flag high:
Propaganda of the Deed
will make things clearer.
by Clear like Mud in a River of Blood
Pure Socialism.
It's as inevitable
as Jesus' return.
by Missing all Marx of Accuracy
Yes Comrade. That's right.
Or rather let's say "That's Left".
Pol Pot is laughing.
by Hilarious Stack of Kampuchea Skulls
No need to worry
About Trump he is-the last
American Prez.
Don't fret young Comrades!
Your Bolshevik way will win!
Trump is the last gasp
Of American
Freedom and rule of law
You will win for sure!
Socialist rule comes!
you stupid SOB'S!
And hell comes with it...
by Baron Von Sternberg of Mongolia
The coin of the realm
Shatner rear change dispenser
On every corner
by Star Trek Historian of The wind
Bosley's sagging balls
They had seen happier days
But returned to dust
by Nothing Lasts of Behind visage contorted by disappointment
Bowling bag mix up
Mike just bowled a perfect game
With a severed head
by Noticer of Details of Ball washer
Arnold's rock hard abs
Katy Perry's sexy boobies
Tom Bosley's penis
by Will Shatner's butt
Nyarlathothep,
Great lurker on the threshold,
Receive this haiku.
by Lovecraft of H.P.
One more quick haiku
Just to bless your silly soul
That's headed to hell.
by You were Doomed and Damned when you were Born
Oh no climate change
Oh dear oh no let's PANIC.
And then go shopping.
by Dysfunctional Earth Mother of Nature is Overrated
i hate to think of
that poor plastic flamingo
stuck up your own ass.
by vhs
