Cashed another check
Turning poems into cash
Ask me how today!
by Anonymous Poet
Barney the Dinosaur is not a false god.
He's the real fucking deal.
by Uncle Zoop of Cartoon Camp
Go to The Church at 4:30 a.m.
Yell obscenities at the church bells until they stop.
Tell the police you're possessed and need to see a priest.
They will believe you, but only after you bribe them,
the filthy cunts.
by Mickey Mouse of Club House
Raise that false flag high:
Propaganda of the Deed
will make things clearer.
by Clear like Mud in a River of Blood
Pure Socialism.
It's as inevitable
as Jesus' return.
by Missing all Marx of Accuracy
Yes Comrade. That's right.
Or rather let's say "That's Left".
Pol Pot is laughing.
by Hilarious Stack of Kampuchea Skulls
No need to worry
About Trump he is-the last
American Prez.
Don't fret young Comrades!
Your Bolshevik way will win!
Trump is the last gasp
Of American
Freedom and rule of law
You will win for sure!
Socialist rule comes!
you stupid SOB'S!
And hell comes with it...
by Baron Von Sternberg of Mongolia
The coin of the realm
Shatner rear change dispenser
On every corner
by Star Trek Historian of The wind
Bosley's sagging balls
They had seen happier days
But returned to dust
by Nothing Lasts of Behind visage contorted by disappointment
Bowling bag mix up
Mike just bowled a perfect game
With a severed head
by Noticer of Details of Ball washer
Arnold's rock hard abs
Katy Perry's sexy boobies
Tom Bosley's penis
by Will Shatner's butt
Nyarlathothep,
Great lurker on the threshold,
Receive this haiku.
by Lovecraft of H.P.
One more quick haiku
Just to bless your silly soul
That's headed to hell.
by You were Doomed and Damned when you were Born
Oh no climate change
Oh dear oh no let's PANIC.
And then go shopping.
by Dysfunctional Earth Mother of Nature is Overrated
i hate to think of
that poor plastic flamingo
stuck up your own ass.
by vhs
Next time I see you
Bent over in your garden
Gonna kick your ass
by Garden Gnome (boner) of Garden
My best pick up line:
Yo bitch, let's swap STDs
in the men's bathroom.
by It's worked quite a few times.
Your local K-Mart
Missing several garden gnomes
Dude, they're on to you
by Noticer of Details of Porch glider
Suppose you think that
Midget porn in the background
Has gone unnoticed
by Nosy neighbor of Behind binoculars
you fucking fool thats
what im jerking off to you are
getting off to, not me
by vhs
You're doing it wrong
Sit down to write poetry
But take off your pants
by Turned on of Behind binoculars
i feel i suck as
a poet on here, i should
go to filmmaking
by vhs
Popcorn avalanche
Movie seat blow job surprise
Butter glistening
by Dinner and a Movie starkitten of On me
Darth's pick up line :
"Come over to the men's room
Take a look at this"
by Anonymous Poet of Porch glider
Oh Greta, Greta...
you soul-dead automaton;
climate change my ass.
by TerraMar Foundation of Maxwell House Coffee
I think I'll get AIDS.
And give it to the fat wife.
Then she'll lose some weight.
by
love the taste of tea
Drink the savory ol tea
fantastic pussy
by Line of lines
I've about had it.
To the point of going nuts.
I hate parasites.
Rats, mosquitoes, ants,
fleas, lice, flies, the fat-assed wife
and all the in-laws.
by
Spindly little legs
might look cute on teenage girls.
On mosquitoes, no.
by
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaymen!
by Fonz of Jukebox
It would be better
If Jesus was the Fonz
Aaaaaaay Aaaaay Aaaaaaay Aaaaaaay
Aaaaaaaaaay
by Chachi's ball cheeze of Swinging
God hates all poets.
Poetry is vanity.
Vanity is sin.
by
God does not love you.
In fact It says he hates you.
It is The Bible.
by
Told me to call him
Mr. Cunnilingusham
Punch the jukebox, Fonz!
by SK of PNW
Vader stroked my thigh
Then he punched me in the eye
Tom Bosley's penis
by Awful Waffles
I lived in Naples
Meatballs big as your head
Served hot in my pants
by Sausage dink of Around
"Let's get a cabin
Don't worry about lira"
Or any other junk"
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
Italian Girl Friend
In the seventies
Boobs like Sofia Loren
A rear end wiggle
So fine- has not left my mind
After 50 years
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
As the sun outshines
The stars, I the clown outshine
The other buffoons
by Line of lines
Visit Italy
Crazy, greasy Italians
Stuffed in one big boot
by Rural Guido of Same Boot
We've got you covered
Haiku about poop and dinks
We meet all your needs
by Sausage dink of Mmmmmeatcooler
Unibrow honey
Unibrow up in my face
Unibrow hard on
by Anonymous Poet
Duckling duckling duck
Anas platyrhynchos duck
Badling brace flock raft
by Line of lines
Congratulations !
3-D fecal ultrasound
Ma'am, you're having twins!
by Doula of Water birth
Empty booze bottles
A trail of cigarette butts
I knew I'd find you
by Scum of Of the Earth
Hongkie protester's
Big guts brave as hell!
Stand up to Maoists.
Communist killers
Killed thirty million men
The great leap backwards
The Honkies can see
What the Communist future
Soon will bring to them.
A million Tank Men
will be hunted down and purged
Just like Tiananmen
Respect to them all
Who dare to fight back against-
Communist evil
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The great mystery
Every one will go back there
To where we started.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Receive visitors?
No thanks- want to be alone.
Thank God for quiet.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?
by Overheard of Philippines tattoo parlor
Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut
by Bird watcher
