Arnold's rock hard abs
Katy Perry's sexy boobies
Tom Bosley's penis
by Will Shatner's butt
Nyarlathothep,
Great lurker on the threshold,
Receive this haiku.
by Lovecraft of H.P.
One more quick haiku
Just to bless your silly soul
That's headed to hell.
by You were Doomed and Damned when you were Born
Oh no climate change
Oh dear oh no let's PANIC.
And then go shopping.
by Dysfunctional Earth Mother of Nature is Overrated
i hate to think of
that poor plastic flamingo
stuck up your own ass.
by vhs
Next time I see you
Bent over in your garden
Gonna kick your ass
by Garden Gnome (boner) of Garden
My best pick up line:
Yo bitch, let's swap STDs
in the men's bathroom.
by It's worked quite a few times.
Your local K-Mart
Missing several garden gnomes
Dude, they're on to you
by Noticer of Details of Porch glider
Suppose you think that
Midget porn in the background
Has gone unnoticed
by Nosy neighbor of Behind binoculars
you fucking fool thats
what im jerking off to you are
getting off to, not me
by vhs
You're doing it wrong
Sit down to write poetry
But take off your pants
by Turned on of Behind binoculars
i feel i suck as
a poet on here, i should
go to filmmaking
by vhs
Popcorn avalanche
Movie seat blow job surprise
Butter glistening
by Dinner and a Movie starkitten of On me
Darth's pick up line :
"Come over to the men's room
Take a look at this"
by Anonymous Poet of Porch glider
Oh Greta, Greta...
you soul-dead automaton;
climate change my ass.
by TerraMar Foundation of Maxwell House Coffee
I think I'll get AIDS.
And give it to the fat wife.
Then she'll lose some weight.
by
love the taste of tea
Drink the savory ol tea
fantastic pussy
by Line of lines
I've about had it.
To the point of going nuts.
I hate parasites.
Rats, mosquitoes, ants,
fleas, lice, flies, the fat-assed wife
and all the in-laws.
by
Spindly little legs
might look cute on teenage girls.
On mosquitoes, no.
by
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaymen!
by Fonz of Jukebox
It would be better
If Jesus was the Fonz
Aaaaaaay Aaaaay Aaaaaaay Aaaaaaay
Aaaaaaaaaay
by Chachi's ball cheeze of Swinging
God hates all poets.
Poetry is vanity.
Vanity is sin.
by
God does not love you.
In fact It says he hates you.
It is The Bible.
by
Told me to call him
Mr. Cunnilingusham
Punch the jukebox, Fonz!
by SK of PNW
Vader stroked my thigh
Then he punched me in the eye
Tom Bosley's penis
by Awful Waffles
I lived in Naples
Meatballs big as your head
Served hot in my pants
by Sausage dink of Around
"Let's get a cabin
Don't worry about lira"
Or any other junk"
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
Italian Girl Friend
In the seventies
Boobs like Sofia Loren
A rear end wiggle
So fine- has not left my mind
After 50 years
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
As the sun outshines
The stars, I the clown outshine
The other buffoons
by Line of lines
Visit Italy
Crazy, greasy Italians
Stuffed in one big boot
by Rural Guido of Same Boot
We've got you covered
Haiku about poop and dinks
We meet all your needs
by Sausage dink of Mmmmmeatcooler
Unibrow honey
Unibrow up in my face
Unibrow hard on
by Anonymous Poet
Duckling duckling duck
Anas platyrhynchos duck
Badling brace flock raft
by Line of lines
Congratulations !
3-D fecal ultrasound
Ma'am, you're having twins!
by Doula of Water birth
Empty booze bottles
A trail of cigarette butts
I knew I'd find you
by Scum of Of the Earth
Hongkie protester's
Big guts brave as hell!
Stand up to Maoists.
Communist killers
Killed thirty million men
The great leap backwards
The Honkies can see
What the Communist future
Soon will bring to them.
A million Tank Men
will be hunted down and purged
Just like Tiananmen
Respect to them all
Who dare to fight back against-
Communist evil
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The great mystery
Every one will go back there
To where we started.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Receive visitors?
No thanks- want to be alone.
Thank God for quiet.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?
by Overheard of Philippines tattoo parlor
Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut
by Bird watcher
John Boy Walton's mole
Overlooked at communion
"Hey, where's MY wafer??"
by Noticer of Details
Praise Godzilla
All hail the top banana
Sunday is his day
by Heathen of Not in church
Closer inspection
Mastered a new yoga pose
I've a lovely cunt
by Namaste
When the neighbors look,
dance naked at your window.
Let them take pictures.
by Anonymous Poet
That is disgusting.
Eggs, vinegar, and oil
for real mayonnaise.
by Try sesame oil for a flavorful twist. of Hellmann's is pure shite.
Backyard meat beating
Penis soothed in a large tub
Hellman's Mayonnaise
by Neighborhood watch of Behind binoculars
Silk draperies blow
Revealing their nude figures
I watch them and wave
by Nosy neighbor of Next door
The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!
Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.
But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.
by Too Much Coffee Man and Red Meat. of Something like that.
I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.
by df of Hannibal would understand.
This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.
by df
