Vader stroked my thigh
Then he punched me in the eye
Tom Bosley's penis
by Awful Waffles
I lived in Naples
Meatballs big as your head
Served hot in my pants
by Sausage dink of Around
"Let's get a cabin
Don't worry about lira"
Or any other junk"
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
Italian Girl Friend
In the seventies
Boobs like Sofia Loren
A rear end wiggle
So fine- has not left my mind
After 50 years
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
As the sun outshines
The stars, I the clown outshine
The other buffoons
by Line of lines
Visit Italy
Crazy, greasy Italians
Stuffed in one big boot
by Rural Guido of Same Boot
We've got you covered
Haiku about poop and dinks
We meet all your needs
by Sausage dink of Mmmmmeatcooler
Unibrow honey
Unibrow up in my face
Unibrow hard on
by Anonymous Poet
Duckling duckling duck
Anas platyrhynchos duck
Badling brace flock raft
by Line of lines
Congratulations !
3-D fecal ultrasound
Ma'am, you're having twins!
by Doula of Water birth
Empty booze bottles
A trail of cigarette butts
I knew I'd find you
by Scum of Of the Earth
Hongkie protester's
Big guts brave as hell!
Stand up to Maoists.
Communist killers
Killed thirty million men
The great leap backwards
The Honkies can see
What the Communist future
Soon will bring to them.
A million Tank Men
will be hunted down and purged
Just like Tiananmen
Respect to them all
Who dare to fight back against-
Communist evil
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The great mystery
Every one will go back there
To where we started.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Receive visitors?
No thanks- want to be alone.
Thank God for quiet.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?
by Overheard of Philippines tattoo parlor
Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut
by Bird watcher
John Boy Walton's mole
Overlooked at communion
"Hey, where's MY wafer??"
by Noticer of Details
Praise Godzilla
All hail the top banana
Sunday is his day
by Heathen of Not in church
Closer inspection
Mastered a new yoga pose
I've a lovely cunt
by Namaste
When the neighbors look,
dance naked at your window.
Let them take pictures.
by Anonymous Poet
That is disgusting.
Eggs, vinegar, and oil
for real mayonnaise.
by Try sesame oil for a flavorful twist. of Hellmann's is pure shite.
Backyard meat beating
Penis soothed in a large tub
Hellman's Mayonnaise
by Neighborhood watch of Behind binoculars
Silk draperies blow
Revealing their nude figures
I watch them and wave
by Nosy neighbor of Next door
The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!
Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.
But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.
by Too Much Coffee Man and Red Meat. of Something like that.
I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.
by df of Hannibal would understand.
This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.
by df
Radioactive
My humping make you glowing
More, Fukushima!
by Stiff Willow of Follow the moans
Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.
Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.
They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.
Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.
by He's a nasty president of He eats assholes like donuts.
Mao Sugiyama.
He cooked his own zucchini.
Google it and see.
People paid for it.
Hardly an appetizer.
And a bit chewy.
by df -- discerning cannibal
Cook your zucchini.
Perhaps with Parmesan cheese.
Grated, not powdered.
by Only absolute white trash and Asian people use powdered parm in a plastic shaker. of Even in the Philippines I use the real stuff.
The number of my
farts to equal the Big Bang?
Of course, forty-two.
by df
Blue ribbon award
The prize winning zucchini
Down here in my pants
by Rural Guido of Rural
Your fart is not fine
When compared to one of mine
Mine are like fine wine
by Fart Knower of Vineyard
Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.
by Whore house hors d'oeuvre of Horse doover manure maneuver mouth way too south.
Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.
by Autistic Parrot of You're way too boring!
Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.
by Anonymous Poet
her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more
by
Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
by Vagina of Penis
Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
by Betrothed
Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
by Poopie of Porch
Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
by Anonymous Poet
Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?
Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
by Corn eater of Half assed painter
Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
