Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65590
Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.

Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.

They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.

Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.
Haiku #65590
Posted: August 17, 2019 10:21 pm ET
Poet & location: He's a nasty president of He eats assholes like donuts.