Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.
by Whore house hors d'oeuvre of Horse doover manure maneuver mouth way too south.
Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.
by Autistic Parrot of You're way too boring!
Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.
by Anonymous Poet
her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more
by
Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
by Vagina of Penis
Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
by Betrothed
Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
by Poopie of Porch
Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
by Anonymous Poet
Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?
Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
by Corn eater of Half assed painter
Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?
by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.
it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
by vhs
I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
by Poet of Under old willow
i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
by vhs of world hell
The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
by Bitch of Work
Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
by Walkin Funny
Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile
by Cherry Pucker of Rink of Stink
Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck
by Canadian of Canada
I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal
by Not your type of If you wjpe
Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids
by Walkin Funny of Under old willow
My asshole itches
My asshole itches and burns
My asshole itches
by Asshole of A little behind
Feast your eyes on this
The buffet spread before you
Between hairy legs
by Sasquatch of Nunya
Fingernail clippings
Dandruff, pepperoni scabs
Large Longpig pizza
by Sausage dink of Blazing fire with huge cooking pot
Do mosquitoes know
when you play video games?
I think that they do.
by Filthy little fuckers should die!
Late night watching porn?
Someone's willie is lonely.
And it isn't mine.
by df
I have no penis.
I'm a bull dyke pretending
to be an old perv.
by Darth Figplucker. of Ha! Fooled you! Get ready for my strap-on! Lube up, bitch.
Darth s lonely penis
Called the suicide hotline
It was a short call
by Cumsquatch of Drive thru
Farts! Fucking auto correct.
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my God you should see this fat chick that just walked into this health food joint. What a bad joke. Bitch needs three months starvation.
by If her cunt darts, we're all done for.
I rather like figs.
Ripe and mushy off the vine.
I've only pLucked them.
The L is silent.
Just how would one puck a fig?
A strange hockey game.
by Darth FigpLucker. of The luck of the pluck is to not give a fuck.
Black forest smoothie.
Blended chocolate and cherries.
Now for a blow job.
by df
Yeah, my palms are green
Jerking off space aliens
So, what s it to ya?
by It ain t food colouring of It ain t your concern
Yo mama so dumb
She watch Figpucker puck figs
And then she eat them
by Maternal Sentiments of Figpucker
Green Space Aliens!
Out at the illegal jail!
Near A-51
Green border jumpers
From some other damn planet!
Raising hell on earth!
by Capt Sulu of Planet Grok
Yeah, well- guess its true
More days behind you than front
Strange how that happens
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
How about NASA?
Will we ever get to Mars?
Or through hyperspace?
With technology
from Area 51
it will be easy.
You're joining the raid?
Please post haiku about it.
We can join forces.
by df
Let's get off of moms.
'Cause I just got off of yours.
Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk.
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
by Anonymous Poet
