Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Nobody noticed
My poem went unnoticed
Nobody noticed
Haiku # 65662, August 28, 2019 6:27 pm ET
by Unnoticed Poet of Crying towel
I have a penis.
It used to belong to John.
But now it is mine.
Haiku # 65661, August 28, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by Lorena
Overheard just now:
"Prove you are not a robot!"
Unzipping my pants
Haiku # 65660, August 28, 2019 4:27 pm ET
by Not a robot
Seems like yesterday
When I tackled the mailman
Nude bath salts bear hug
Haiku # 65659, August 28, 2019 4:13 pm ET
by Resident
Construction Bromance
Beef burrito picnic lunch
This one is on me
Haiku # 65658, August 28, 2019 4:07 pm ET
by Hal Itosis of Job Site
Sneaking in the house
Wife holding cast iron pan
All I remember
Haiku # 65657, August 28, 2019 4:01 pm ET
by Concussed of Floor
It won't be long now
Handing out paper towels
To Puerto Ricans
Haiku # 65656, August 28, 2019 2:55 pm ET
by Donald Ass Trump of Rolling up sleeves
Which do you prefer,
yellow corn chips or blue ones?
I kind of like blue.
Haiku # 65655, August 28, 2019 11:19 am ET
by Organic Hippy Crunch Fuck.
These are not poems.
Do not confuse them with art.
Small doses of hate.
Haiku # 65654, August 28, 2019 5:51 am ET
by My momma always said, "Evil is as evil does." of Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Easy Bake Oven
Longpig in miniature
Anyone seen Ken?
Haiku # 65653, August 28, 2019 2:33 am ET
by Hearth Cricketfucker of Hearth
Somewhat off topic
The poetry found on here
Is it poetry?
Haiku # 65652, August 27, 2019 9:04 pm ET
by Poet? of Unsure
Cashed another check
Turning poems into cash
Ask me how today!
Haiku # 65651, August 27, 2019 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Barney the Dinosaur is not a false god.
He's the real fucking deal.
Haiku # 65650, August 27, 2019 4:45 pm ET
by Uncle Zoop of Cartoon Camp
Go to The Church at 4:30 a.m.
Yell obscenities at the church bells until they stop.
Tell the police you're possessed and need to see a priest.
They will believe you, but only after you bribe them,
the filthy cunts.
Haiku # 65649, August 27, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Mickey Mouse of Club House
Raise that false flag high:
Propaganda of the Deed
will make things clearer.
Haiku # 65648, August 27, 2019 1:46 pm ET
by Clear like Mud in a River of Blood
Pure Socialism.
It's as inevitable
as Jesus' return.
Haiku # 65647, August 27, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Missing all Marx of Accuracy
Yes Comrade. That's right.
Or rather let's say "That's Left".
Pol Pot is laughing.
Haiku # 65646, August 27, 2019 1:29 pm ET
by Hilarious Stack of Kampuchea Skulls
No need to worry
About Trump he is-the last
American Prez.

Don't fret young Comrades!
Your Bolshevik way will win!
Trump is the last gasp

Of American
Freedom and rule of law
You will win for sure!

Socialist rule comes!
you stupid SOB'S!
And hell comes with it...
Haiku # 65645, August 27, 2019 7:47 am ET
by Baron Von Sternberg of Mongolia
The coin of the realm
Shatner rear change dispenser
On every corner
Haiku # 65644, August 26, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by Star Trek Historian of The wind
Bosley's sagging balls
They had seen happier days
But returned to dust
Haiku # 65643, August 26, 2019 6:18 pm ET
by Nothing Lasts of Behind visage contorted by disappointment
Bowling bag mix up
Mike just bowled a perfect game
With a severed head
Haiku # 65642, August 26, 2019 5:59 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Ball washer
Arnold's rock hard abs
Katy Perry's sexy boobies
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 65641, August 26, 2019 11:32 am ET
by Will Shatner's butt
Nyarlathothep,
Great lurker on the threshold,
Receive this haiku.
Haiku # 65640, August 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Lovecraft of H.P.
One more quick haiku
Just to bless your silly soul
That's headed to hell.
Haiku # 65639, August 24, 2019 8:52 pm ET
by You were Doomed and Damned when you were Born
Oh no climate change
Oh dear oh no let's PANIC.
And then go shopping.
Haiku # 65638, August 24, 2019 8:45 pm ET
by Dysfunctional Earth Mother of Nature is Overrated
i hate to think of
that poor plastic flamingo
stuck up your own ass.
Haiku # 65637, August 24, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by vhs
Next time I see you
Bent over in your garden
Gonna kick your ass
Haiku # 65636, August 24, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Garden Gnome (boner) of Garden
My best pick up line:
Yo bitch, let's swap STDs
in the men's bathroom.
Haiku # 65635, August 24, 2019 7:31 am ET
by It's worked quite a few times.
Your local K-Mart
Missing several garden gnomes
Dude, they're on to you
Haiku # 65634, August 23, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Porch glider
Suppose you think that
Midget porn in the background
Has gone unnoticed
Haiku # 65633, August 23, 2019 11:21 pm ET
by Nosy neighbor of Behind binoculars
you fucking fool thats
what im jerking off to you are
getting off to, not me
Haiku # 65632, August 23, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by vhs
You're doing it wrong
Sit down to write poetry
But take off your pants
Haiku # 65631, August 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Turned on of Behind binoculars
i feel i suck as
a poet on here, i should
go to filmmaking
Haiku # 65630, August 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET
by vhs
Popcorn avalanche
Movie seat blow job surprise
Butter glistening
Haiku # 65629, August 23, 2019 10:10 pm ET
by Dinner and a Movie starkitten of On me
Darth's pick up line :
"Come over to the men's room
Take a look at this"
Haiku # 65628, August 23, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Porch glider
Oh Greta, Greta...
you soul-dead automaton;
climate change my ass.
Haiku # 65627, August 23, 2019 10:42 am ET
by TerraMar Foundation of Maxwell House Coffee
I think I'll get AIDS.
And give it to the fat wife.
Then she'll lose some weight.
Haiku # 65626, August 22, 2019 10:44 pm ET
by
love the taste of tea
Drink the savory ol tea
fantastic pussy
Haiku # 65625, August 22, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Line of lines
I've about had it.
To the point of going nuts.
I hate parasites.

Rats, mosquitoes, ants,
fleas, lice, flies, the fat-assed wife
and all the in-laws.
Haiku # 65624, August 22, 2019 2:48 pm ET
by
Spindly little legs
might look cute on teenage girls.
On mosquitoes, no.
Haiku # 65623, August 22, 2019 2:43 pm ET
by
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaymen!
Haiku # 65622, August 22, 2019 2:18 pm ET
by Fonz of Jukebox
It would be better
If Jesus was the Fonz
Aaaaaaay Aaaaay Aaaaaaay Aaaaaaay
Aaaaaaaaaay
Haiku # 65621, August 22, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Chachi's ball cheeze of Swinging
God hates all poets.
Poetry is vanity.
Vanity is sin.
Haiku # 65620, August 22, 2019 12:08 pm ET
by
God does not love you.
In fact It says he hates you.
It is The Bible.
Haiku # 65619, August 22, 2019 12:06 pm ET
by
Told me to call him
Mr. Cunnilingusham
Punch the jukebox, Fonz!
Haiku # 65618, August 21, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by SK of PNW
Vader stroked my thigh
Then he punched me in the eye
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 65617, August 21, 2019 10:50 pm ET
by Awful Waffles
I lived in Naples
Meatballs big as your head
Served hot in my pants
Haiku # 65616, August 21, 2019 12:48 am ET
by Sausage dink of Around
"Let's get a cabin
Don't worry about lira"
Or any other junk"
Haiku # 65615, August 20, 2019 11:44 pm ET
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
Italian Girl Friend
In the seventies
Boobs like Sofia Loren

A rear end wiggle
So fine- has not left my mind
After 50 years
Haiku # 65614, August 20, 2019 11:36 pm ET
by Walt Trip of Hawg's Back Woods
As the sun outshines
The stars, I the clown outshine
The other buffoons
Haiku # 65613, August 20, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by Line of lines
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