Ejaculating?
Not in my face, Mister Man
Go spit in the wind.
by Marriage is overrated
Birdsong of morning
You're still face down in my cunt
At the cock's first crow
by Morning person
Simultaneous
Parallel conversations
Ignore each other
by Darth's Excremental Health of Lack Thereof
Anal sex is fun
Though it does become less so
When she shits on it
by Hawker of A loogie
Satan inspires them
to impose the church of Acts
without God: Marxism.
by Che, Beardlessly Burning in Hell
The stench of a Grinch
Or else the step of an inch:
These things define "stinch"
by St. Inch of One Yard
Cassowary Bird
Cleaning Gooch in the birdbath
Top of the morning!
by Cassowary bird
come out of him NOW
go into that herd of swine
You unclean demons
by Some Need Deliverance
Sorry to tell you,
Fellow poet and all that,
"Stinch" is not a word.
by Anonymous Poet
Faint barking of dogs
As I remove my trousers
Meat bone detected
by Where's the beef?
Generous penis
Ever spitting and spewing
Like Old Faithful
by Mssturbating Park Ranger
Gnostic child
Hidden texts revealed
To her and the womb
For the next sun and moon
Gnostic rights truth in spirit
She is untamed by good nature
And Gaias grace
by Rejuvenate of The broken heart
Found it safer to be alone
Cut away the connection
Go your own in peace
by Restart of Renewed
Don't want it now awaits the native of worth instead of your stinch of dishonorable deceit
by Ra of Oxygen to your very tree...
Raped by her swine of an uncle
Disgusting males and horrid smells of HIS stinch of chaos comes to and end
by Trash of the Gods of Spit you out unworthy of power
The Sperm Bank is closed
Please consider swallowing
Your next deposit
by Branch Manager of Slippery Elm
Molestation by your own hands brings forth curses upon your own head and land. Thoth and Asherah now favors me as well as everyone of the Elohim and now you shall fall beneath mine and my children's feet.
by You shall not enter of The virgins flesh of meat
But I like the smell.
Reminds me of Uncle Bob.
Seems he never bathed.
by Molested Nephew Figpucker
Jousting penis play
Aluminum foil armour
We keep our meat fresh
by Long Knights
Sticking it out now
You will note it is quite hard
Guaranteed no smell
by Rural Guido
That's interesting.
Where did she get cyanide?
Got any extra?
by In persuit of a penis.
Cum spilled from her mouth
Thought she'd taken cyanide
Called an ambulance
by Pursuit of Happiness
Your taint is *choke*... grey?
What the hell, you alien?
I'd like to see that!
by LF
I've no medical
insurance; fecal transplants
are too expensive.
A good substitute
is to go to the park and
find some fresh dog shit.
Shove it up your ass.
Get it up there good and deep.
Use a broom handle.
You might start barking
right after the procedure.
That means it's working.
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
That foolish moustache
I mean you're ugly enough
Just the way you are
by That foolish moustache tickles
I'm on the phone now
Ordering a new toilet
An expensive date
by God is Good
When the noise quiets down
You emerge from the bathroom
Fifteen pounds lighter
by Stew Dropped
Old fashioned pounding
Both legs tied to the bedposts
Phone is off the hook
by No Distraction
The grey area
Betwixt my balls and asshole
I call it my taint
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
The three little pigs
Shaking Quaking No Faking
Bacon Orgasm
by Garth Swinediddler of Sty
Christ once asked a man:
"How many of you are there
in there ?" (Pig demons)
by Exorcize and Keep Fit
God's a homophobe
Which doesn't make any sense
Cuz I think he's gay
by Horse of A different color
Yelling in GodsCunt
Secondhand didgeridoo
Tones only dogs hear
by Down under
Yelling in God
by Down under
Pork Figpucker chops
And applesauce!! Applesauce!!
My favorite rerun
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
One hundred percent
USDA inspected
Pork Figpucker loin
by Sam the Butcher of Brady Bunch
Why I buy brown sheets
Sometimes my bowel movements
Wake up before me
by You snooze you lose
Knocked on your front door
No answer. You were sleeping.
Left package in rear
by Why I sleep on my back
Emasculated
Took the thing between your legs
Mounted it on wall
by Literally
Darth, maybe you need
One of those gut refill gigs
they call "shit transplant" (?)
by Darthian Scarcity of Inspiration
Its not the end its the begging. Because there's always ANU truth in the beginning.
by New Truth Rising of Hope
I just got neutered
Now that I don't have a dick
Can we date again?
by Get out of My ass
I yelled in God's cunt.
The echo rang with a boom.
So much wasted time.
Empty and hollow.
And far too loose to enjoy.
Like an old hooker.
Friendly but pointless.
The deeper you look, the more
depressed you become.
Stay away from God.
It's the best thing you can do.
Play sudoku; die.
by The End
That's why UPS
delivery workers wear
those ugly brown pants.
by Didn't you know?
Cassowary Bird
Attacked our UPS man
Made him shit his pants
by Nice
Grocery store
Examining cucumbers
Sampling a pickle
by Nice
Climbing to the top
The peak of success. What's next?
Shit on everyone!
by Ava L'anche
Thanks for asking, friend
Now and then..I never know
Guess it's a craps shoot
by Anonymous Poet
So you're saying that
gold coins DON'T spill out when you
bend over; that's strange.
by You should see a doctor.
Passersby take note
Didn't he outrun the train?
Where is his bucket?
by Anonymous Poet
