Cassowary Bird
Attacked our UPS man
Made him shit his pants
by Nice
Grocery store
Examining cucumbers
Sampling a pickle
by Nice
Climbing to the top
The peak of success. What's next?
Shit on everyone!
by Ava L'anche
Thanks for asking, friend
Now and then..I never know
Guess it's a craps shoot
by Anonymous Poet
So you're saying that
gold coins DON'T spill out when you
bend over; that's strange.
by You should see a doctor.
Passersby take note
Didn't he outrun the train?
Where is his bucket?
by Anonymous Poet
Tranquil evening stroll
All of nature is chirping
And beating their meat
by Noticer of Details
Two sips of moonshine
Put some lead in your pencil
Spring Tonic is in!
by All seeing eye of Ike Godzey of Store
dead fetus
unfilled ovaries dead cells
just a spam dump useless life no pump to make a bump
by Empty Balls of Empty Bellies
Outrunning the train
Jerking off in a bucket
Hung around my neck
by WTF
Time for discussions
Tales of brave cassowaries
Their heroic deeds
by Cassowary Bird!!!
Hands moving so fast
Bring the scent up to my nose
Flatulence! Nectar!
by Mindfully Yours
Can you imagine
If every time I bent over
Gold coins would spill out
by I
So what animal
are we allowed to discuss
and/or make fun of?
How about humans!
Looks like monkeys, tastes like pork.
And bad at haiku.
by
Perfume of Spring wind
Kimono drying on line
I stand here naked
by Kyoto Moon
Wind howling,"Eat me"
Cassowaries line dancing
Evil is afoot
by Noticer of Details
Hospitality
Unexpected guests welcome
For you, I spread legs
by Open
Around the table
Pass the gravy. Pass the salt
I love eating cock!
by Bottomless Jolie-Pitt
Proboscis monkeys!
Like there's a cock their face.
The ladies love it!
by Cock-nosed Billy.
Kim Jong's cum is good
But Donald Trump would agree
Putin's is better
by Probability of Impeachment
Ghee Whiz, processed food.
Blessed by a Hindu priestess.
By pissing in it.
by Indians are so weird.
Please cease and desist
With the thing about the damn
Cassowary bird.
by Edsel Dodo
Doc says you have worms
Take this pill and you
by Anonymous Poet
Jasmine rice, old cheese
The belly dancer jiggles
Her cunt in your face
by A call for smelling salts
Customer Service
We did not like the ark ride
Cassowary bird
by God is Great
Golden horizon
I piss out of car window
The future is now
by Fugitive
Much funny laughters
Big dildo assembly line
Take selfie with it
by Rubberdinx of China
Cassowary Bird
We are flightless bird mofos
You must obey us!
by Cassowary bird
Don't waste your eyesight
Look over this way at me
Look at my big eye
by Cyclops
the joestars are suck
they make me want to throw up
muda muda wry
by DIO of rly dark mansion
Teenage Figpucker
Masturbation in Session
"Got math homework, mom"
by All seeing eye of Horn Dog
I think it should be
Something much more slippery
Perhaps you try ghee?
by Dr. Seuss of Stadium of Epic Masturbation
Butter or jelly
Which should I smear on my dick
When I masturbate?
by Get out of My house
How would you like to
suck out the cordial cherries.
They'll give you cancer.
by Lord Figpucker
Darth Fudgepacker guy
Package packed with chocolate
Back end Bon Bon Vox
by U #2 of Unforgettable Fire in his ass
Dad always called you
"Good for nothing, little shit!"
Born out the back end
by Backstreet Baby of Result of anal sex
Garden of Eden
Did people poop out the bum?
Did people have bums?
by Noticer of Details
Someone once asked me
For my views on birth control
Stick to anal sex
by Can of Worms
Our cunts are sealed up
No more of that for you pigs
Go hump animals!
by Anonymous Poet of cunt
Blowjobs are awesome.
Retarded prostitutes too.
When you combine them...
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Police in transit
Please stay on the line with us
Hide in your closet
by Haiku Police
Looked out my window
Something very suspicious
Enjoyment of life
by Window Pain of Ass
You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice
by Stalked
"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575
by Haiku Police
When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals
by Dink Puller
Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering
by Soccer Mom
Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time
by Purveyor of Smut
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
by Cat of House at 3 AM
It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird
by Cassowary bird of Both feet on the ground
Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong
by Bird watcher
