Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Two sips of moonshine
Put some lead in your pencil
Spring Tonic is in!
Haiku # 64353, April 25, 2019 7:58 pm ET
by All seeing eye of Ike Godzey of Store
dead fetus
unfilled ovaries dead cells
just a spam dump useless life no pump to make a bump
Haiku # 64352, April 25, 2019 7:37 pm ET
by Empty Balls of Empty Bellies
Outrunning the train
Jerking off in a bucket
Hung around my neck
Haiku # 64351, April 25, 2019 6:56 pm ET
by WTF
Time for discussions
Tales of brave cassowaries
Their heroic deeds
Haiku # 64350, April 25, 2019 6:52 pm ET
by Cassowary Bird!!!
Hands moving so fast
Bring the scent up to my nose
Flatulence! Nectar!
Haiku # 64349, April 25, 2019 6:50 pm ET
by Mindfully Yours
Can you imagine
If every time I bent over
Gold coins would spill out
Haiku # 64348, April 25, 2019 6:46 pm ET
by I
So what animal
are we allowed to discuss
and/or make fun of?

How about humans!
Looks like monkeys, tastes like pork.
And bad at haiku.
Haiku # 64347, April 25, 2019 6:21 pm ET
by
Perfume of Spring wind
Kimono drying on line
I stand here naked
Haiku # 64346, April 25, 2019 6:10 pm ET
by Kyoto Moon
Wind howling,"Eat me"
Cassowaries line dancing
Evil is afoot
Haiku # 64345, April 25, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Hospitality
Unexpected guests welcome
For you, I spread legs
Haiku # 64344, April 25, 2019 5:19 pm ET
by Open
Around the table
Pass the gravy. Pass the salt
I love eating cock!
Haiku # 64343, April 25, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Bottomless Jolie-Pitt
Proboscis monkeys!
Like there's a cock their face.
The ladies love it!
Haiku # 64342, April 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Cock-nosed Billy.
Kim Jong's cum is good
But Donald Trump would agree
Putin's is better
Haiku # 64341, April 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Probability of Impeachment
Ghee Whiz, processed food.
Blessed by a Hindu priestess.
By pissing in it.
Haiku # 64340, April 25, 2019 4:46 pm ET
by Indians are so weird.
Please cease and desist
With the thing about the damn
Cassowary bird.
Haiku # 64339, April 25, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Edsel Dodo
Doc says you have worms
Take this pill and you
Haiku # 64338, April 25, 2019 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jasmine rice, old cheese
The belly dancer jiggles
Her cunt in your face
Haiku # 64337, April 25, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by A call for smelling salts
Customer Service
We did not like the ark ride
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64336, April 25, 2019 3:52 pm ET
by God is Great
Golden horizon
I piss out of car window
The future is now
Haiku # 64335, April 25, 2019 3:50 pm ET
by Fugitive
Much funny laughters
Big dildo assembly line
Take selfie with it
Haiku # 64334, April 25, 2019 3:44 pm ET
by Rubberdinx of China
Cassowary Bird
We are flightless bird mofos
You must obey us!
Haiku # 64333, April 25, 2019 3:41 pm ET
by Cassowary bird
Don't waste your eyesight
Look over this way at me
Look at my big eye
Haiku # 64332, April 25, 2019 2:10 pm ET
by Cyclops
the joestars are suck
they make me want to throw up
muda muda wry
Haiku # 64331, April 25, 2019 12:30 pm ET
by DIO of rly dark mansion
Teenage Figpucker
Masturbation in Session
"Got math homework, mom"
Haiku # 64330, April 25, 2019 12:17 pm ET
by All seeing eye of Horn Dog
I think it should be
Something much more slippery
Perhaps you try ghee?
Haiku # 64329, April 25, 2019 11:58 am ET
by Dr. Seuss of Stadium of Epic Masturbation
Butter or jelly
Which should I smear on my dick
When I masturbate?
Haiku # 64328, April 25, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Get out of My house
How would you like to
suck out the cordial cherries.
They'll give you cancer.
Haiku # 64327, April 25, 2019 6:52 am ET
by Lord Figpucker
Darth Fudgepacker guy
Package packed with chocolate
Back end Bon Bon Vox
Haiku # 64326, April 25, 2019 6:41 am ET
by U #2 of Unforgettable Fire in his ass
Dad always called you
"Good for nothing, little shit!"
Born out the back end
Haiku # 64325, April 25, 2019 6:37 am ET
by Backstreet Baby of Result of anal sex
Garden of Eden
Did people poop out the bum?
Did people have bums?
Haiku # 64324, April 25, 2019 6:33 am ET
by Noticer of Details
Someone once asked me
For my views on birth control
Stick to anal sex
Haiku # 64323, April 25, 2019 2:52 am ET
by Can of Worms
Our cunts are sealed up
No more of that for you pigs
Go hump animals!
Haiku # 64322, April 25, 2019 2:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of cunt
Blowjobs are awesome.
Retarded prostitutes too.
When you combine them...
Haiku # 64321, April 25, 2019 2:07 am ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Police in transit
Please stay on the line with us
Hide in your closet
Haiku # 64320, April 25, 2019 1:57 am ET
by Haiku Police
Looked out my window
Something very suspicious
Enjoyment of life
Haiku # 64319, April 25, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Window Pain of Ass
You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice
Haiku # 64318, April 25, 2019 12:56 am ET
by Stalked
"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575
Haiku # 64317, April 25, 2019 12:11 am ET
by Haiku Police
When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals
Haiku # 64316, April 24, 2019 11:29 pm ET
by Dink Puller
Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering
Haiku # 64315, April 24, 2019 11:26 pm ET
by Soccer Mom
Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time
Haiku # 64314, April 24, 2019 11:18 pm ET
by Purveyor of Smut
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Haiku # 64313, April 24, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Cat of House at 3 AM
It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird
Haiku # 64312, April 24, 2019 11:07 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Both feet on the ground
Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong
Haiku # 64311, April 24, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by Bird watcher
Tie yellow ribbon
Around Tony Orlando s
Tremendous penis!!
Haiku # 64310, April 24, 2019 9:57 pm ET
by No circumcision! No circumcision!!
autumn leaves of colors
fall only to grow again the old oak tree as the bees still gather round the in the tree is sweet nectar
Haiku # 64309, April 24, 2019 9:30 pm ET
by Within The Oak of Oxygen the Gathering
Remember when we did
Hands Across America
And I pulled your dink?
Haiku # 64308, April 24, 2019 9:25 pm ET
by Why it never works of Someone always lets go
Round about this time
When the sun begins to set
I get a boner
Haiku # 64307, April 24, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Watching the sun set
2 breakdancing birds
Oldskool on flattened cardboard
Kool Cassowaries
Haiku # 64306, April 24, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Cassowaries of Cardboard
Corn chip feet
set the shoe on fire
hot breath and bologna ass
Haiku # 64305, April 24, 2019 9:17 pm ET
by Ass Munchers of R Us BaDOOKIEDOE
It s called e. Coli
My homemade backend milkshake
Brings it to your yard
Haiku # 64304, April 24, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
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