Sticks rubbed together
No more electricity
Modern day loin cloth
by Largest size pouch of Selfie Stick
Hibernation ends
Groggy grizzly bears hunched
Spring bowel movements
by Nose of Nose
Executioner
Like Big Bird high on bath salts
Bad Cassowary
by Bad Egg of Dead End Street
Got a telegram
"I DIDN'T START THE FIRE" STOP
SENDER:BILLY JOEL
by S. Cargo of Notre Dame
Polyester shorts
Your dad's penis snaking out
I better go home
by Rural Guido
Wait I have no friend
Not even Lord Jesus Christ
Nor Father Christmas
by Lone wolf
So what's the deal with
Lizard people? They're lizards?
Or are they people?
by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
Bad Haiku poets
Have any met in real life?
Do you have real lives?
by Asking for a friend
No one cares enough
About you to be happy
Or sad when you die
And this is mostly
Your fault because you've chosen
To be a scumbag
by Ghost of Christmas
The train whistle blows
And so does your grandmother
Just ask the mailman
by The Mailman of Porch
Warming my cold feet
Against your hot testicles
You're good for something
by What women want of Dad's anteater
I don't have a wife
And I ain't a lesbian
You ain't a poet
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Listed side effects
Of fucking your wife include
Severe vomiting
by Let go of My arm
I just want to know
How is The Hunchback doing?
Has anyone heard?
by That foolish moustache tickles of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Next time we leave here
We will walk in to the sea
And just keep walking
by Big Plans
As if she would care
Like envying the plumber
Unclogging the drain
by What women want of No toucha da mushrooms
Blowjobs are simple
One gives,the other receives
Then your wife walks in
by Out of My element
Vocabulary
Terrible, terrible fire
Enormous asshole
by Very very tremendous terrific of The best words
Save time and feel great!
Orgasmic bowel movements
Sexcrement! Why not?
by Efficiency Expert of Jerking off while I write this
That was no orgy
Ladies Bible Study Group
We meet next week, too
by Naomi the Moner of Spread eagled
My wife wasn't home
So I went to an orgy
Guess where my wife was
by The Joy of Sex
When your wife walks in
As you're fucking your girlfriend
That can be awkward
by World Series of Poker
Darth's infantile mind
Displays two basic settings:
Sex and excrement
by He Never Gets Bored... But We Do
How can anyone
Produce so much bad haiku?
It must be software.
by DF is an algorithm
Tiger woods boner
He fucks subway sandwiches
Makes his own Mayo
by Anonymous Poet
Your pa diddled fish
Right at the dinner table
Up in Granny s cunt
by Anonymous Poet
Grandchildren are proof
Your kids were as dumb as you
So don't have either
by Proof of My parents having fucked
come wrestle in mud
there's one catch though - it's not mud
not chocolate either
by what's it called when you wrestle alone in a pile of shit?
I live in the woods
I also have a dickbutt
Which is relevant
by Rural Dickbutt
Milky meat people
Pounding their puds against walls
Those are my people
by People person
This world is all shit
All the people smell like shit
Are you their leader?
by Visitors
I am an agent
I also have a dickbutt
Which is relevant
by Secret Agent Dickbutt of Langley, VA
I am a ghost, ånd
I sometimes speak Norwegian
Og jeg vet ikke
by Hans Ånd of haunted house
I am a duck, and
I like to browse internet
I also have hands
by Hans And of local toxic chemical spill
Bitching bastard birds
Evil Cassowary
Ostrich and Emu
by Rural Guido of I wanted to fuck them
You got a sandwich
Buttcheecks for bread. Big pickle
What would the meat be?
by Rural Guido of Here
Come pet the puppy
And then you'll have a nice bath
Get ready for bed
by Grandma of Grandma's House
Where I come from we
Tackle fairies like you boy
Hence my last name, see
by Garth Fagtackler of The Deep South
I've never had kids
For a very good reason
Cuz they'd be fucked up
by Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
Wore out your welcome
You defecated full blast
In our pagoda
by Noticer of Details of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Cunnilingus school
You never should have dropped out
Could have been someone
by That foolish moustache tickles of Under the milky way (2nite)
Rockefeller stew
When you get a hankering
Sample our long pig
by When God aint looking
But do you own a
shrunken head signed by Osbourn?
Heathen artifacts.
by Praise be to Jesus! of There's no "e" in Osborn's name.
Being gay man's sex toy
Is sure not desirable
But there's free Wi-Fi
by Lemmywinks of Mr. Slave's Ass
Wait a minute here!
You're saying that being Steve
Buscemi's butt beads
would not be heaven?!
You need your head examined!
Ghost pepper salsa!
by Holy Ghost Pepper Salsa of Praise be to Jesus!
There's no Figpucker.
There is only Twinkle Toes.
Praise be to Jesus!
The gates of Heaven
open wide for believers!
Praise be to Jesus!
My sins washed away
by blood from The Lamb of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkly Toes Glitter Fairy Princess of I dropped my wand, be a gentleman and pick it up for me, will you.
If I had a twat
I would show it to my friends
If I had any
by Death of A salesman
Now then, where was I?
Speaking of cassowaries
Do they have big dinks?
by Rural Guido
Cassowary sex
An unplanned vasectomy
Thug bird physician
by Very Wary
I own a letter
that's signed by T.L. Osborne.
It's there on my shelf.
by Anonymous Poet
