This world is all shit
All the people smell like shit
Are you their leader?

I am an agent
I also have a dickbutt
Which is relevant

I am a ghost, ånd
I sometimes speak Norwegian
Og jeg vet ikke

I am a duck, and
I like to browse internet
I also have hands

Bitching bastard birds
Evil Cassowary
Ostrich and Emu

You got a sandwich
Buttcheecks for bread. Big pickle
What would the meat be?

Come pet the puppy
And then you'll have a nice bath
Get ready for bed

Where I come from we
Tackle fairies like you boy
Hence my last name, see

I've never had kids
For a very good reason
Cuz they'd be fucked up

Wore out your welcome
You defecated full blast
In our pagoda

Cunnilingus school
You never should have dropped out
Could have been someone

Rockefeller stew
When you get a hankering
Sample our long pig

But do you own a
shrunken head signed by Osbourn?
Heathen artifacts.

Being gay man's sex toy
Is sure not desirable
But there's free Wi-Fi

Wait a minute here!
You're saying that being Steve
Buscemi's butt beads

would not be heaven?!
You need your head examined!
Ghost pepper salsa!

There's no Figpucker.
There is only Twinkle Toes.
Praise be to Jesus!

The gates of Heaven
open wide for believers!
Praise be to Jesus!

My sins washed away
by blood from The Lamb of God.
Praise be to Jesus!

If I had a twat
I would show it to my friends
If I had any

Now then, where was I?
Speaking of cassowaries
Do they have big dinks?

Cassowary sex
An unplanned vasectomy
Thug bird physician

I own a letter
that's signed by T.L. Osborne.
It's there on my shelf.

when df dies he won't go to heaven
because of the bad things he did
he won't go to hell either because
he wasn't quite evil enough to molest his own children (right?) instead he will spend his next lifetime incarnated as steve buscemi's favorite set of anal beads... after he ate a lot of spicy food

Had I known better
I would not have attempted
Cassowary sex

Gonna sit on you
Fat Mama Cassowary
Get me a sandwich!

Writing poetry
Makes he have bowel movements
Then I get horny

Slide down banisters
Read Darth Figpucker poems
Go straight to climax

Sometimes I wonder
How do women masturbate?
They don't have a dick

At least it's not pork.
Jesus approves your diet.
Praise be to Jesus!

But they taste so gooood!
Cassowary casserole.
It's well worth the fight.

Put your pecker in
Something might happen to it
You'll get goo on stuff

Most dangerous bird
Be wary! Cassowary
Very,Very, Very scary

The next president
Not a buffoon with dementia
Not a big LOSER

Debora ding the plane
Pulled into Sacramento
Next up: shoplift bread

Gluten free Jesus
Next time you take excrement
Report on the smell

When you next take bread
contemplate the sacrament.
Praise be to Jesus!

I think U sayin
Something about lightning bolts
Anal greased lightning

Oral Roberts. Cream
Full facial oil of Olay
You look marvelous

I am missing the
connection to Usain Bolt.
Best I do not know.

Ignorance is bliss.
Not in the Bible, but still,
Praise be to Jesus!

Before I give blood
I always say "I have AIDS"
But nobody laughs

Engraved on the cross
Property of Squeaky Fromme
Cross smells like tuna

Hi kisses his cross.
And then looks up to Heaven.
Praise be to Jesus.

Usain Bolt for sperm
Like a creamsickle with legs
You ain't shooting blanks

perm(46,2)\
=46!/((46-2)!2!)
= 2070

It's imperative
One understands that fucking
Sometimes makes babies

Physical exam
Listen Mr. Figpucker
Your penis is HUGE

Jesus knows THE Way.
As opposed to just "de way".
Praise be to Jesus!

And, no, you wise guys,
Jesus is not Ugandan.
Praise be to Jesus!

Ozzy knows nothing.
Only Jesus knows the way.
Praise be to Jesus!

Lets go all the way
Enough fingering the clam
Shove it right in there

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind ?
(Better ask Ozzy)

Haiku Janitor
So hard to clean up in here
Which poems are good?

Move over Fleshlight
Now, shaped like a carved pumpkin
The Jackoff Lantern