Your pa diddled fish
Right at the dinner table
Up in Granny s cunt
by Anonymous Poet
Grandchildren are proof
Your kids were as dumb as you
So don't have either
by Proof of My parents having fucked
come wrestle in mud
there's one catch though - it's not mud
not chocolate either
by what's it called when you wrestle alone in a pile of shit?
I live in the woods
I also have a dickbutt
Which is relevant
by Rural Dickbutt
Milky meat people
Pounding their puds against walls
Those are my people
by People person
This world is all shit
All the people smell like shit
Are you their leader?
by Visitors
I am an agent
I also have a dickbutt
Which is relevant
by Secret Agent Dickbutt of Langley, VA
I am a ghost, ånd
I sometimes speak Norwegian
Og jeg vet ikke
by Hans Ånd of haunted house
I am a duck, and
I like to browse internet
I also have hands
by Hans And of local toxic chemical spill
Bitching bastard birds
Evil Cassowary
Ostrich and Emu
by Rural Guido of I wanted to fuck them
You got a sandwich
Buttcheecks for bread. Big pickle
What would the meat be?
by Rural Guido of Here
Come pet the puppy
And then you'll have a nice bath
Get ready for bed
by Grandma of Grandma's House
Where I come from we
Tackle fairies like you boy
Hence my last name, see
by Garth Fagtackler of The Deep South
I've never had kids
For a very good reason
Cuz they'd be fucked up
by Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
Wore out your welcome
You defecated full blast
In our pagoda
by Noticer of Details of Wherever you find smelly arthritis
Cunnilingus school
You never should have dropped out
Could have been someone
by That foolish moustache tickles of Under the milky way (2nite)
Rockefeller stew
When you get a hankering
Sample our long pig
by When God aint looking
But do you own a
shrunken head signed by Osbourn?
Heathen artifacts.
by Praise be to Jesus! of There's no "e" in Osborn's name.
Being gay man's sex toy
Is sure not desirable
But there's free Wi-Fi
by Lemmywinks of Mr. Slave's Ass
Wait a minute here!
You're saying that being Steve
Buscemi's butt beads
would not be heaven?!
You need your head examined!
Ghost pepper salsa!
by Holy Ghost Pepper Salsa of Praise be to Jesus!
There's no Figpucker.
There is only Twinkle Toes.
Praise be to Jesus!
The gates of Heaven
open wide for believers!
Praise be to Jesus!
My sins washed away
by blood from The Lamb of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkly Toes Glitter Fairy Princess of I dropped my wand, be a gentleman and pick it up for me, will you.
If I had a twat
I would show it to my friends
If I had any
by Death of A salesman
Now then, where was I?
Speaking of cassowaries
Do they have big dinks?
by Rural Guido
Cassowary sex
An unplanned vasectomy
Thug bird physician
by Very Wary
I own a letter
that's signed by T.L. Osborne.
It's there on my shelf.
by Anonymous Poet
when df dies he won't go to heaven
because of the bad things he did
he won't go to hell either because
he wasn't quite evil enough to molest his own children (right?) instead he will spend his next lifetime incarnated as steve buscemi's favorite set of anal beads... after he ate a lot of spicy food
by Sparklepony, MD of I'M BACK!!!
Had I known better
I would not have attempted
Cassowary sex
by Messed up
Gonna sit on you
Fat Mama Cassowary
Get me a sandwich!
by Rural Guido
Writing poetry
Makes he have bowel movements
Then I get horny
by Watch out
Slide down banisters
Read Darth Figpucker poems
Go straight to climax
by Satisfied
Sometimes I wonder
How do women masturbate?
They don't have a dick
by In dire need of A shower
At least it's not pork.
Jesus approves your diet.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
But they taste so gooood!
Cassowary casserole.
It's well worth the fight.
by Anonymous Poet
Put your pecker in
Something might happen to it
You'll get goo on stuff
by Anonymous Poet
Most dangerous bird
Be wary! Cassowary
Very,Very, Very scary
by Very Very Very Very of Tremendous
The next president
Not a buffoon with dementia
Not a big LOSER
by Anonymous Poet
Debora ding the plane
Pulled into Sacramento
Next up: shoplift bread
Gluten free Jesus
Next time you take excrement
Report on the smell
by Funny fella
When you next take bread
contemplate the sacrament.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
I think U sayin
Something about lightning bolts
Anal greased lightning
by Back end smote
Oral Roberts. Cream
Full facial oil of Olay
You look marvelous
by Aesthetician
I am missing the
connection to Usain Bolt.
Best I do not know.
Ignorance is bliss.
Not in the Bible, but still,
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP of Holding my collection of Oral Roberts prayer cloths.
Before I give blood
I always say "I have AIDS"
But nobody laughs
by On the verge of A nervous breakdown
Engraved on the cross
Property of Squeaky Fromme
Cross smells like tuna
by Vincent Bugliosi's pissed off of Apparition
Hi kisses his cross.
And then looks up to Heaven.
Praise be to Jesus.
by Usain Bolt is awesome. of But shooting a blank starts the race. Ironic, no?
Usain Bolt for sperm
Like a creamsickle with legs
You ain't shooting blanks
by Anonymous Poet of Long English or short Mexican
perm(46,2)\
=46!/((46-2)!2!)
= 2070
by So now you know
It's imperative
One understands that fucking
Sometimes makes babies
by Last of The Mohicans
Physical exam
Listen Mr. Figpucker
Your penis is HUGE
by Doc
Jesus knows THE Way.
As opposed to just "de way".
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP of Dragging my, ahem, knuckles through the dirt.
And, no, you wise guys,
Jesus is not Ugandan.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
