Chinese Factory
8 miles high on toxic fumes
Contagious laughter
Repetitive work
Our dildoes will serve you well
Heirloom quality
Cucumber for lunch
Pity to be unemployed
We love make dildoes
by Anonymous Poet
Each new day brings hope
For a less shittier day
Than the day before
by Starkitten of Positive affirmations of a sexy librarian
If someone shot you
You'd get right back up again
And write a haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Can someone shoot me?
Life seems to keep getting worse.
I'd so like to die.
I'll cheat on my wife
then post pics of the affair
on my Facebook page.
I know that's cruel,
but cheaper than a hit man.
And I'd bust a nut.
by df
Amish Friendship Bread
If I poop in the batter
Will we still be friends?
by BFF
Don't call me Satan
Typographical error
My real name is Stan
by Stan of Hell
How bout mosquitoes
Are they the work of Satan?
Were 2 on the ark?
by To be continued
Under the big top
Five masturbating midgets
Human pyramid
by Pyramid of Spooge of Under the big top
You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain...
Just then I farted
by Loud and Proud of Jail
I'm proud of myself.
Smashed a big fat mosquito.
Guts on math papers.
It got everywhere
Poissonous distribution.
Randomly deceased.
by df
It's no mystery.
The meat is old and rotten.
Those aren't peppercorns.
Meat rises like bread.
Yeasty vinegar odor.
Beer, bread, and beaver.
by df
Tight squeeze in the lift
Suffocation is your fate
Supreme tuna melt
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery meat
Throbulating in your pants
Boot imprint that one
by Size 12 of Timberland
Her wings have been clipped
French beaking birdseed exchange
Bird uglies engorged
by Anonymous Poet
Chinese man fuck fat
American girl when go
in elevator.
This is Wong on so many levels.
by df
The work will be done
Midgets and dwarves dispatched now
No need to worry
by Anonymous Poet
Thinking of Miss Wing
When I left, I heard her say -Oh!
Fool! should have stayed!
by Rolang of TC New Mexico
Philippines steak house.
Seventy five percent fat.
Fifteen percent bone.
They don't know better.
They will die of heart attacks.
And thank God for that!
by df
Seems this really sucks
Sent to Tibetan Bardo
For my rascal sins
Purgatory like
You live in a leaky hut
for a black kalpa
You try to repair
Workmen in the hut pounding
For eternity
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Holiday Inn
Encino, California
Boot imprint on steak
by Ida Mandarefund
A vow of silence
Most unholy flatulence
Under the brown Robe
by Anonymous Poet
Exaggeration
Autobiographical
Obituary
by #1
Nobody told us
We would spend most of our lives
Wishing we were dead
by Anonymous Poet
Everything I touch
From now I will touch nothing
Nothing will touch me
by Untouchable
I dreamt of midgets
Woke up with a huge boner
Live, love, and laugh loud
by Anonymous Poet
Hang fish on clothesline
I'll sit back with a
40 oz
Watch the seagulls feast
by Backyard
Colonoscopy
While I have your attention
Hear my sales pitch, please
by Salesman (yelled like in that Rush song) of Back Door
Those Chinese meatballs
Juggling chickens with bound feet
Rice stuck in my teeth
by Chop sueyfucker
Chinee, Japanee,
Dirty knee --- look at the way
I write great Haiku!
by Playground Kid of Recess in 4th Grade
Chinese Factory
Day of Official Laughter
See our Junk! HaHa!
by Ahhhhhhh so of Behind slanty eyes
Venezuelan coup:
Petro-dollar-banker's brew;
C.I.A... you too?
by Believe Everything You Hear
Christianity;
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
by df
Cannibalism
is okay, just think of it
as recycling.
by I ate his liver with some VanCamps Pork and Beans and MD 20/20.
The old millionaire
Paid for some moo goo gai pan
Then the cops arrived
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Family recipe
The secret ingredient
Granny
by Dirty Bird
Seductive dancing
Overalls with a rope belt
I
by John Boy Walton of Cheek
That is how they found him
Every inch of his body
Covered with thick shit
Irresistible
What you are, Darth Figpucker.
You are the rum ball!
Gooey, a bit bold..
Not everyone
by Almost signed my real name
That
by Almost signed my real name
Seriously though, let's talk rum balls again.
With or without
Walnuts? Pecans? Rolled in powdered sugar? A little chocolate powder added? Coconut? Maybe rolled in coconut?
For the sticky ball forming liquid, should it be honey or maple syrup? Or something else.
So many experiments to run.
And what kind of rum and how much?
I've used 151 Bacardi before, but that was a bit too harsh. But it keeps its "kick" more if you want to keep them a while in the fridge or something.
And then, there's the really really important question.... ganja butter or not? I mean. Why not. It makes the flavor kind of grassy, but I like it. Just got to keep them away from the kids, you know... Although, I don't know, do you think my 13yo is old enough for ganja cookies? I think most people would say, sure, what the hell. But you conservative poets... I don't know about you.
Oh, I discovered some magical beans (seeds) that make some really wonderful farts. I don't even know what they are called, but man, will they make you gassy. I will have to find out what they are called. I wonder if they have medicinal properties. I love eating strange plants, hoping it will kill me some day or I'll discover the elixir of life. No luck with either yet.
Okay, toodles! I have work to do...
Yeah, work. Some people still do that, if you can believe it. I mean, Jeez, even Amazon jungle tribes are on FB all Goddamn day these days. World is turning to shit... Uh oh... I'll sign off now. Bye.
by df
I do not talk shit.
But sometimes shit talks to me,
tells me what to say.
I've no choice, you see.
I am just a puppet-tool.
Kind of like Jesus.
by df of maybe that was a bit too evil. C'est la morte.
I'm a shit fountain!
Shit spews from mouth, pen, anus,
nose, even my dick!
When I fuck cheap whores
I fill their wombs with shit kids
that write shit poems.
Rise, my progeny,
fill book stores and libraries
with your shit poems!
As Luke discovered,
"No, Cuntfart, I'm your father.
Join me blah blah blah."
by The Real Darth Figpucker is full of himself (shit) today, more than usual.
His anus still speaks.
He still excretes haiku verse.
Behold: Figpucker !
by DF Lord of the Latrine
Darth is like that kid
everyone knew in 3rd grade
who talked shit all day...
by Waste Matter of Waste Master
I just make the poo.
But you must love to eat it.
Why else are you here?
by King Monkey Poo Flinger of Smell my Finger
Elephant tusks ride
Hoping for a soft landing
Not in a dung pile
by Anonymous Poet
I have four stomachs
According to the mirror
And I'm not a cow
by Moo
Poop vending machine
Oh, what will they think of next?
Just press number 2
by Anonymous Poet
Fire chief in disgrace
Spotty employment record
Screwed the Dalmatian
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Correction: domain's
name is Darth likes to eat poop.
His verse bears witness!
by www.coprophagyofdarth
Your new domain name:
iliketoeatshit dot com.
It's available.
https://www.name.com/domain/search/iliketoeatpoop
by df