I'm a shit fountain!
Shit spews from mouth, pen, anus,
nose, even my dick!

When I fuck cheap whores
I fill their wombs with shit kids
that write shit poems.

Rise, my progeny,
fill book stores and libraries
with your shit poems!

As Luke discovered,
"No, Cuntfart, I'm your father.
Join me blah blah blah."

His anus still speaks.
He still excretes haiku verse.
Behold: Figpucker !

Darth is like that kid
everyone knew in 3rd grade
who talked shit all day...

I just make the poo.
But you must love to eat it.
Why else are you here?

Elephant tusks ride
Hoping for a soft landing
Not in a dung pile

I have four stomachs
According to the mirror
And I'm not a cow

Poop vending machine
Oh, what will they think of next?
Just press number 2

Fire chief in disgrace
Spotty employment record
Screwed the Dalmatian

Correction: domain's
name is Darth likes to eat poop.
His verse bears witness!

Your new domain name:
iliketoeatshit dot com.
It's available.

https://www.name.com/domain/search/iliketoeatpoop

Took three firemen
to remove those old dentures.
Grandma was in bliss.

Remember the time
Grandpa hid Grandma's dentures
In her dried up cunt?

Let's discuss rum balls.
Do you like them with walnuts
or maybe pecans?

I'm thinking of a
tropical theme; chocolate
and coconut flakes.

But then, why not both!
Break out the Captain Morgans!
Some for the rum balls.

And then some for me.
Then a little more for me.
Oh, fuck the rum balls.

This always happens.
Good intentions turn to shit.
And a hangover.

While you were sleeping
I gently removed the cash
You'll never catch me

I am quite certain
There is little room for doubt
I would bet money on it

He's locked and loaded
Father is irritable
Constipated Man

What ya waiting for?
Come on and join the circus
Here, hold my pythons

Prosthetic rear end
God played a cruel joke on you
Put the ass in front

Shitting coffee beans
Reasonable facsimile
I'm Mr. Coffee

Practice makes perfect
Impromptu knife throwing act
More marriage counseling?

Don't do drugs young fools
Don't give the devil money
And walk into hell

I should go practice
But I'm a lazy devil
And losing power

All compound things
Are subject to destruction
And that includes me

head of the household
Human farting machine gun
He's locked and loaded

You got high on meth
My methane is high octane
Flavour of poon tang

Demon-possessed gnomes
are nowhere near as bad as
gnome-possessed demons.

Just think about it.
Demons with gnomes up their ass
controlled from within.

That's downright scary.
I wouldn't want to fight one.
Not even on meth.

On your Judgement Day
may you behold your haiku
and have to smell it !

You have been followed
Demonically possessed gnomes
Try to remain calm

Inevitable
It's the Law of Attraction
Pulls you to the stench

Edge of a high cliff
Plenty have flung themselves off
I come here to fart

Sneaky little fart
My moist methane messenger
I'm locked and loaded

Answer obvious
Good old Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Udderly smelly

Huge methane release.
Containing toxic gasses.
Philippines deadly.

Scientists baffled.
Source still unidentified.
Millions have perished.

Disgusted with the food here
Half raw fish and it looks like puke

Foam finger fucking
Bend over all you sports fans
Take one for the team

My outlaws are far.
I'll send my jizz UPS
from the massage spa.

Now run to the church
Ask for forgiveness of sins
Think up some more pranks

Recycle the jar
Fill it with bowel movements
Homemade Nutella

Hellman's mayonnaise
Plunge your penis in the jar
Dogs will come running

Here's what I would do
Jerk off in your in laws shoes
Tell them it's snake spit

I cannot decide.
Should I jack off to k-pop
or get a "massage".

Please follow my lead
Whenever you need to fart
Get in someone's face

Tiki bar blow job
Compose insincere postcard
Dab stamp in my glue

Walked the beach at dusk
I watched you hold your sandals
Your feet smell like cheese

mystery vacay
Where is father taking us?
To the orphanage

Fleshlight powered by
evil red kyber crystals.
Cum soaked tie fighter.

Relieves the tension.
Standard storm trooper issue.
Vader's is special.

Those tired slanted eyes
If they could just see you now
Wielding that Fleshlight

Cephalopod dream
Ink jizzum cloud explosion
Undersea crush

Would you block my cock
or just my bad poetry.
Drown in my jizz ink.

Chinese government
develops genetically
modified workers.

They never need sleep,
always do what you tell them,
and have huge titties.

Dolls that write haiku.
Or a doll that shits itself.
It's all samey same.

Chinese workers lack
any sense of comedy;
they're much too tired.