Hellman's mayonnaise
Plunge your penis in the jar
Dogs will come running
by Anonymous Poet
Here's what I would do
Jerk off in your in laws shoes
Tell them it's snake spit
by Anonymous Poet
I cannot decide.
Should I jack off to k-pop
or get a "massage".
by df
Please follow my lead
Whenever you need to fart
Get in someone's face
by Anonymous Poet
Tiki bar blow job
Compose insincere postcard
Dab stamp in my glue
by To Mother in law of Wish you were here
Walked the beach at dusk
I watched you hold your sandals
Your feet smell like cheese
by Anonymous Poet
mystery vacay
Where is father taking us?
To the orphanage
by Had it of Up to here
Fleshlight powered by
evil red kyber crystals.
Cum soaked tie fighter.
Relieves the tension.
Standard storm trooper issue.
Vader's is special.
by Stinky Wars -- May the Farts be with you.
Those tired slanted eyes
If they could just see you now
Wielding that Fleshlight
by Worth it
Cephalopod dream
Ink jizzum cloud explosion
Undersea crush
by Tantalized of Tentacle
Would you block my cock
or just my bad poetry.
Drown in my jizz ink.
by df
Chinese government
develops genetically
modified workers.
They never need sleep,
always do what you tell them,
and have huge titties.
by What the world needs now is cloned sex slaves. of Cambodian underground laboratory.
Dolls that write haiku.
Or a doll that shits itself.
It's all samey same.
Chinese workers lack
any sense of comedy;
they're much too tired.
by df -- whipping those lazy factory gooks into shape of Oh, no, was that racist!
Petting zoo shut down
They only had one aardvark
That's not an aardvark....
by Anonymous Poet
Poems on my dink
I wrote them on post it notes
Got extra sticky
by Poetry of Everywhere
Who reads your poems?
Who reads your poems, I asked?
Who reads your poems
by Anonymous Poet
"Block User" feature:
If only this site had one.
Time for block party!
by Guess Who I Would Block?
Life long erection
Searing pain without relief
Cursed by witches
by Cur sed of I said I said I said
I checked the account
There has been no deposit
Canadian Tired
by Anonymous Poet
Rotisserie spit
Developing a fine glaze
My first human roast
by Maniacal of Laughter
Saturation point
Apartment dwellers below
Notice drops of blood
by Serial Killer of 2nd floor note to self next time basement suite
Art class nude model
Red faced with embarrassment
Shriveling penis
by Just can't stand still
During a blow job
Are you supposed to breathe out
Or do you inhale
by Confused
Imagine a world
Everyone wiping the ass
Of nearest person
by Help each other
Emergency room
Priest arrives with singed buttocks
Charred broom handle
by Strange Occurrences
Class action lawsuit
Blow up haiku poet doll
Not as expected
Chinese Factory
Remember Baby Alive?
Workers laugh heads off
by Hahaha
Balloon boy is real.
He's a blow-up male sex doll.
But has a slow leak.
Needs daily blowjob
to stay alive/inflated.
But then, don't we all.
by Made in China Cum Rain
It does blur the sheets
Your diarrhea's gotten worse
I know you know why
by df
Balloon boy a hoax?
Starkitten in basket
Darth full of hot air
by Wrighteous Bros of Up
Old bastard can't sleep
A life long affection
Sleep when you are dead
by Rolang of 7734
Just flew over France
Dipped low for a loaf of bread
Cats walk on tables!
by Balloon Basket passengers of Up
Hot air balloon ride
Just me and this old striped cat
We ain't coming down
by Flying High of Up
They don't blur the shots
Your eyesight is getting worse
I think I know why
by Guy with huge right hand of Masturbators Anonymous
You silly poets.
Megalopolis is Doomed.
Didn't you know that?
by I wish they didn't blur out the pussy shots in Japanese porn.
A cross-eyed penis.
Cross-eyed Mary's a good song.
Gets no kicks from boys.
by df -- the letching grey of Undisclosed
Megalopolis
Meet me at the popcorn stand
Dress like a corn dog
by High AF of Bong
Cross eyed and painless
The lower head is talking
Stick it in my ear
by Anonymous Poet
The longest noodle
Your good fortune and long life
Slurped down in one gulp
by Window seat of Gate of harmonious slurping
Get that book- low shelf
10,000 years quietude
Can not defeat boobs!
"My eyes are up here"
Maybe so, baby girlie
But mine are- elsewhere
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The beach to ourselves
Am I eating durian
Or is it your shoe?
by Traveler of Remote
Palm fronds are waving
Gas in any container
Careful what you drink
by R U sure
Eyes seeing double
Tantric quadruple pleasure
Not even plugged in
by U just wait
Next to dishwasher
Customized tv channel
Enjoy remote view
by Jugs Malone
That library girl
Has her enormous melons
exposed to clients
Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That library girl
Has her enormous big melons
exposed to clients
Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The urologist
Full of piss and vinegar
Less the vinegar
by Vinegar teats of Cell block h
At home water birth
2 cups of strong black coffee
No doula required
by Is there a plumber in the house ?
Jugs bouncing slo mo
Give way to sudden mood swing
Making it rain now
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for listening
Almost like having a friend
Except you hate me
by Anonymous Poet
Backyard catapult
My airborne mother in law
May she rest in peace
by Anonymous Poet of Canada
