Balloon boy is real.
He's a blow-up male sex doll.
But has a slow leak.
Needs daily blowjob
to stay alive/inflated.
But then, don't we all.
by Made in China Cum Rain
It does blur the sheets
Your diarrhea's gotten worse
I know you know why
by df
Balloon boy a hoax?
Starkitten in basket
Darth full of hot air
by Wrighteous Bros of Up
Old bastard can't sleep
A life long affection
Sleep when you are dead
by Rolang of 7734
Just flew over France
Dipped low for a loaf of bread
Cats walk on tables!
by Balloon Basket passengers of Up
Hot air balloon ride
Just me and this old striped cat
We ain't coming down
by Flying High of Up
They don't blur the shots
Your eyesight is getting worse
I think I know why
by Guy with huge right hand of Masturbators Anonymous
You silly poets.
Megalopolis is Doomed.
Didn't you know that?
by I wish they didn't blur out the pussy shots in Japanese porn.
A cross-eyed penis.
Cross-eyed Mary's a good song.
Gets no kicks from boys.
by df -- the letching grey of Undisclosed
Megalopolis
Meet me at the popcorn stand
Dress like a corn dog
by High AF of Bong
Cross eyed and painless
The lower head is talking
Stick it in my ear
by Anonymous Poet
The longest noodle
Your good fortune and long life
Slurped down in one gulp
by Window seat of Gate of harmonious slurping
Get that book- low shelf
10,000 years quietude
Can not defeat boobs!
"My eyes are up here"
Maybe so, baby girlie
But mine are- elsewhere
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The beach to ourselves
Am I eating durian
Or is it your shoe?
by Traveler of Remote
Palm fronds are waving
Gas in any container
Careful what you drink
by R U sure
Eyes seeing double
Tantric quadruple pleasure
Not even plugged in
by U just wait
Next to dishwasher
Customized tv channel
Enjoy remote view
by Jugs Malone
That library girl
Has her enormous melons
exposed to clients
Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That library girl
Has her enormous big melons
exposed to clients
Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The urologist
Full of piss and vinegar
Less the vinegar
by Vinegar teats of Cell block h
At home water birth
2 cups of strong black coffee
No doula required
by Is there a plumber in the house ?
Jugs bouncing slo mo
Give way to sudden mood swing
Making it rain now
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for listening
Almost like having a friend
Except you hate me
by Anonymous Poet
Backyard catapult
My airborne mother in law
May she rest in peace
by Anonymous Poet of Canada
You know what to do
Will need 50 gallon drums
Best to keep busy
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah I'm not sure what I was going to say here. You have to plan that somewhat and of course there are syllables to consider. Then, in the background, the pressure to listen for the spousal unit and pass wind and belch as needed. Dinner was not enjoyable. The burp fart crescendo to another pitiful day on this spinning ball of suffering
by Anonymous Poet
Free my mind and soul
A rest room meditation
Now toilet is clogged
by Success
Picked from the line up
You must look a lot like me
The price of good looks
by Back against the wall of Wall
If you have one eye
Can you really be cross eyed?
A cross eyed penis?
by Anonymous Poet
Human venison
Carefully wrapped in paper
Clothes and wallet burned
by Meal prep of Undisclosed location
The machines are down
Oompa Loompas will fix them
For now, we will wait
by Anonymous Poet
I'm at work on my break. Just wasted all my quarters in the now out of order vending machine. I had a sugar packet and a tap water for lunch.
by Anonymous Poet
Evacuation
They're rushing for the exit
Every bean I ate
by Unfortunate one of Far from toilet
were the best way to get the chance to get laid. Alcohol and drugs weren't helping. Try to make yourself look sexy. Change your hair part. Lose the dandruff. Shave off that ridiculous Hitler moustache
by Get Real
Butter my biscuit
Now spread the marmite thick, mate
Cassowary spooge
by Running of Faster than Usain Bolt
Sex toy collection
Chinese factory workers
Laughing their heads off
by Proud owner of Dildo
Medical experts
Penis examination
Salami platter
Cheese cubes on toothpicks
Vacuuming blood off the walls
All work and no play
by After 5
Have you ever put
foreign objects up your cock?
The doctor asked him.
Like made in China?
he bewilderedly replied
while urinating.
The urologist
prescribed castration and a
possible sex change.
Like doggy style?
he asked, finger up his ass.
That's my job, doc said.
by There's nothing wrong with fucking earwigs wearing wigs. of George Washington and David Bowie. Rocket man's ashes to ashes.
Green eyes on Friday
I may never know her name
Watch her pick her nose
by D train
Romantic movies
Candlelight and chocolates
Then you ruined it...Faaaaaarrrrtttttttt
by Anonymous Poet
Impersonation
Expectorating grease sludge
Wuzzitgoodforyou?
by Earwigfucker
I'm Darth Figpucker.
I like to sniff monkey farts.
And impregnate chimps.
by The Real Darth Figpucker
The curse of Brexit:
A nation ripped apart by
Xenophobia
by Sad Brit of Hell
Exterior crust
That
by Baked
Riding the see saw
The weight of your mammoth schlong
Throws it off kilter
by Rex Centaur
Bakedbeansalute
by Anonymous Poet
Need a hand to hold
The one you don
by Anonymous Poet
Construction workers
Port-o-let Museum tour
Frozen fecal chunks
by Anonymous Poet
Dr. Mehmet Oz
Always hustling vegetables
Passing softened stool
by Porch Spy
Named my dink Kojak
My, how he shines in sunlight
Who loves ya, baby?
by Illuminated knob
