Let's discuss rum balls.
Do you like them with walnuts
or maybe pecans?

I'm thinking of a
tropical theme; chocolate
and coconut flakes.

But then, why not both!
Break out the Captain Morgans!
Some for the rum balls.

And then some for me.
Then a little more for me.
Oh, fuck the rum balls.

This always happens.
Good intentions turn to shit.
And a hangover.