Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

What ya waiting for?
Come on and join the circus
Here, hold my pythons
Haiku # 62477, February 24, 2019 8:08 pm ET
by big top Sally
Prosthetic rear end
God played a cruel joke on you
Put the ass in front
Haiku # 62476, February 24, 2019 8:06 pm ET
by Pants dropper
Shitting coffee beans
Reasonable facsimile
I'm Mr. Coffee
Haiku # 62475, February 24, 2019 8:04 pm ET
by Up all night
Practice makes perfect
Impromptu knife throwing act
More marriage counseling?
Haiku # 62474, February 24, 2019 8:02 pm ET
by The long haul
Don't do drugs young fools
Don't give the devil money
And walk into hell
Haiku # 62473, February 24, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Mr Foright of Tamo's Cave
I should go practice
But I'm a lazy devil
And losing power

All compound things
Are subject to destruction
And that includes me
Haiku # 62472, February 24, 2019 7:52 pm ET
by Mr Foright of Tamo's Cave
head of the household
Human farting machine gun
He's locked and loaded
Haiku # 62471, February 24, 2019 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You got high on meth
My methane is high octane
Flavour of poon tang
Haiku # 62470, February 24, 2019 6:41 pm ET
by Farter knows best
Demon-possessed gnomes
are nowhere near as bad as
gnome-possessed demons.

Just think about it.
Demons with gnomes up their ass
controlled from within.

That's downright scary.
I wouldn't want to fight one.
Not even on meth.
Haiku # 62469, February 24, 2019 6:27 pm ET
by df
On your Judgement Day
may you behold your haiku
and have to smell it !
Haiku # 62468, February 24, 2019 5:53 pm ET
by Eminence of Flatulence (all at once)
You have been followed
Demonically possessed gnomes
Try to remain calm
Haiku # 62467, February 24, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inevitable
It's the Law of Attraction
Pulls you to the stench
Haiku # 62466, February 24, 2019 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Edge of a high cliff
Plenty have flung themselves off
I come here to fart
Haiku # 62465, February 24, 2019 4:25 pm ET
by Solitude of Cliff
Sneaky little fart
My moist methane messenger
I'm locked and loaded
Haiku # 62464, February 24, 2019 4:22 pm ET
by LaCake
Answer obvious
Good old Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Udderly smelly
Haiku # 62463, February 24, 2019 12:37 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt of Woody Jackson Cunt Flap
Huge methane release.
Containing toxic gasses.
Philippines deadly.

Scientists baffled.
Source still unidentified.
Millions have perished.
Haiku # 62462, February 24, 2019 9:51 am ET
by PAROOOOOOTATOOTPATOOT
Disgusted with the food here
Half raw fish and it looks like puke
Haiku # 62461, February 24, 2019 2:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Foam finger fucking
Bend over all you sports fans
Take one for the team
Haiku # 62460, February 24, 2019 2:03 am ET
by Mediocre gym teacher
My outlaws are far.
I'll send my jizz UPS
from the massage spa.
Haiku # 62459, February 24, 2019 1:25 am ET
by df
Now run to the church
Ask for forgiveness of sins
Think up some more pranks
Haiku # 62458, February 24, 2019 12:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Recycle the jar
Fill it with bowel movements
Homemade Nutella
Haiku # 62457, February 24, 2019 12:37 am ET
by Nutella soul of Lag while you watch them eat it
Hellman's mayonnaise
Plunge your penis in the jar
Dogs will come running
Haiku # 62456, February 24, 2019 12:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here's what I would do
Jerk off in your in laws shoes
Tell them it's snake spit
Haiku # 62455, February 24, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I cannot decide.
Should I jack off to k-pop
or get a "massage".
Haiku # 62454, February 24, 2019 12:19 am ET
by df
Please follow my lead
Whenever you need to fart
Get in someone's face
Haiku # 62453, February 24, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiki bar blow job
Compose insincere postcard
Dab stamp in my glue
Haiku # 62452, February 23, 2019 11:54 pm ET
by To Mother in law of Wish you were here
Walked the beach at dusk
I watched you hold your sandals
Your feet smell like cheese
Haiku # 62451, February 23, 2019 11:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mystery vacay
Where is father taking us?
To the orphanage
Haiku # 62450, February 23, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by Had it of Up to here
Fleshlight powered by
evil red kyber crystals.
Cum soaked tie fighter.

Relieves the tension.
Standard storm trooper issue.
Vader's is special.
Haiku # 62449, February 23, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Stinky Wars -- May the Farts be with you.
Those tired slanted eyes
If they could just see you now
Wielding that Fleshlight
Haiku # 62448, February 23, 2019 9:24 pm ET
by Worth it
Cephalopod dream
Ink jizzum cloud explosion
Undersea crush
Haiku # 62447, February 23, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Tantalized of Tentacle
Would you block my cock
or just my bad poetry.
Drown in my jizz ink.
Haiku # 62446, February 23, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by df
Chinese government
develops genetically
modified workers.

They never need sleep,
always do what you tell them,
and have huge titties.
Haiku # 62445, February 23, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by What the world needs now is cloned sex slaves. of Cambodian underground laboratory.
Dolls that write haiku.
Or a doll that shits itself.
It's all samey same.

Chinese workers lack
any sense of comedy;
they're much too tired.
Haiku # 62444, February 23, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by df -- whipping those lazy factory gooks into shape of Oh, no, was that racist!
Petting zoo shut down
They only had one aardvark
That's not an aardvark....
Haiku # 62443, February 23, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poems on my dink
I wrote them on post it notes
Got extra sticky
Haiku # 62442, February 23, 2019 7:52 pm ET
by Poetry of Everywhere
Who reads your poems?
Who reads your poems, I asked?
Who reads your poems
Haiku # 62441, February 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Block User" feature:
If only this site had one.
Time for block party!
Haiku # 62440, February 23, 2019 4:38 pm ET
by Guess Who I Would Block?
Life long erection
Searing pain without relief
Cursed by witches
Haiku # 62439, February 23, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Cur sed of I said I said I said
I checked the account
There has been no deposit
Canadian Tired
Haiku # 62438, February 23, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotisserie spit
Developing a fine glaze
My first human roast
Haiku # 62437, February 23, 2019 2:47 pm ET
by Maniacal of Laughter
Saturation point
Apartment dwellers below
Notice drops of blood
Haiku # 62436, February 23, 2019 2:14 pm ET
by Serial Killer of 2nd floor note to self next time basement suite
Art class nude model
Red faced with embarrassment
Shriveling penis
Haiku # 62435, February 23, 2019 2:08 pm ET
by Just can't stand still
During a blow job
Are you supposed to breathe out
Or do you inhale
Haiku # 62434, February 23, 2019 2:06 pm ET
by Confused
Imagine a world
Everyone wiping the ass
Of nearest person
Haiku # 62433, February 23, 2019 2:03 pm ET
by Help each other
Emergency room
Priest arrives with singed buttocks
Charred broom handle
Haiku # 62432, February 23, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by Strange Occurrences
Class action lawsuit
Blow up haiku poet doll
Not as expected

Chinese Factory
Remember Baby Alive?
Workers laugh heads off
Haiku # 62431, February 23, 2019 12:36 pm ET
by Hahaha
Balloon boy is real.
He's a blow-up male sex doll.
But has a slow leak.

Needs daily blowjob
to stay alive/inflated.
But then, don't we all.
Haiku # 62430, February 23, 2019 10:57 am ET
by Made in China Cum Rain
It does blur the sheets
Your diarrhea's gotten worse
I know you know why
Haiku # 62429, February 23, 2019 10:46 am ET
by df
Balloon boy a hoax?
Starkitten in basket
Darth full of hot air
Haiku # 62428, February 23, 2019 9:05 am ET
by Wrighteous Bros of Up
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