Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77436 Haiku later...

Now run to the church
Ask for forgiveness of sins
Think up some more pranks
Haiku # 62458, February 24, 2019 12:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Recycle the jar
Fill it with bowel movements
Homemade Nutella
Haiku # 62457, February 24, 2019 12:37 am ET
by Nutella soul of Lag while you watch them eat it
Hellman's mayonnaise
Plunge your penis in the jar
Dogs will come running
Haiku # 62456, February 24, 2019 12:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here's what I would do
Jerk off in your in laws shoes
Tell them it's snake spit
Haiku # 62455, February 24, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I cannot decide.
Should I jack off to k-pop
or get a "massage".
Haiku # 62454, February 24, 2019 12:19 am ET
by df
Please follow my lead
Whenever you need to fart
Get in someone's face
Haiku # 62453, February 24, 2019 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiki bar blow job
Compose insincere postcard
Dab stamp in my glue
Haiku # 62452, February 23, 2019 11:54 pm ET
by To Mother in law of Wish you were here
Walked the beach at dusk
I watched you hold your sandals
Your feet smell like cheese
Haiku # 62451, February 23, 2019 11:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mystery vacay
Where is father taking us?
To the orphanage
Haiku # 62450, February 23, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by Had it of Up to here
Fleshlight powered by
evil red kyber crystals.
Cum soaked tie fighter.

Relieves the tension.
Standard storm trooper issue.
Vader's is special.
Haiku # 62449, February 23, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Stinky Wars -- May the Farts be with you.
Those tired slanted eyes
If they could just see you now
Wielding that Fleshlight
Haiku # 62448, February 23, 2019 9:24 pm ET
by Worth it
Cephalopod dream
Ink jizzum cloud explosion
Undersea crush
Haiku # 62447, February 23, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Tantalized of Tentacle
Would you block my cock
or just my bad poetry.
Drown in my jizz ink.
Haiku # 62446, February 23, 2019 8:53 pm ET
by df
Chinese government
develops genetically
modified workers.

They never need sleep,
always do what you tell them,
and have huge titties.
Haiku # 62445, February 23, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by What the world needs now is cloned sex slaves. of Cambodian underground laboratory.
Dolls that write haiku.
Or a doll that shits itself.
It's all samey same.

Chinese workers lack
any sense of comedy;
they're much too tired.
Haiku # 62444, February 23, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by df -- whipping those lazy factory gooks into shape of Oh, no, was that racist!
Petting zoo shut down
They only had one aardvark
That's not an aardvark....
Haiku # 62443, February 23, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poems on my dink
I wrote them on post it notes
Got extra sticky
Haiku # 62442, February 23, 2019 7:52 pm ET
by Poetry of Everywhere
Who reads your poems?
Who reads your poems, I asked?
Who reads your poems
Haiku # 62441, February 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Block User" feature:
If only this site had one.
Time for block party!
Haiku # 62440, February 23, 2019 4:38 pm ET
by Guess Who I Would Block?
Life long erection
Searing pain without relief
Cursed by witches
Haiku # 62439, February 23, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Cur sed of I said I said I said
I checked the account
There has been no deposit
Canadian Tired
Haiku # 62438, February 23, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotisserie spit
Developing a fine glaze
My first human roast
Haiku # 62437, February 23, 2019 2:47 pm ET
by Maniacal of Laughter
Saturation point
Apartment dwellers below
Notice drops of blood
Haiku # 62436, February 23, 2019 2:14 pm ET
by Serial Killer of 2nd floor note to self next time basement suite
Art class nude model
Red faced with embarrassment
Shriveling penis
Haiku # 62435, February 23, 2019 2:08 pm ET
by Just can't stand still
During a blow job
Are you supposed to breathe out
Or do you inhale
Haiku # 62434, February 23, 2019 2:06 pm ET
by Confused
Imagine a world
Everyone wiping the ass
Of nearest person
Haiku # 62433, February 23, 2019 2:03 pm ET
by Help each other
Emergency room
Priest arrives with singed buttocks
Charred broom handle
Haiku # 62432, February 23, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by Strange Occurrences
Class action lawsuit
Blow up haiku poet doll
Not as expected

Chinese Factory
Remember Baby Alive?
Workers laugh heads off
Haiku # 62431, February 23, 2019 12:36 pm ET
by Hahaha
Balloon boy is real.
He's a blow-up male sex doll.
But has a slow leak.

Needs daily blowjob
to stay alive/inflated.
But then, don't we all.
Haiku # 62430, February 23, 2019 10:57 am ET
by Made in China Cum Rain
It does blur the sheets
Your diarrhea's gotten worse
I know you know why
Haiku # 62429, February 23, 2019 10:46 am ET
by df
Balloon boy a hoax?
Starkitten in basket
Darth full of hot air
Haiku # 62428, February 23, 2019 9:05 am ET
by Wrighteous Bros of Up
Old bastard can't sleep
A life long affection
Sleep when you are dead
Haiku # 62427, February 23, 2019 9:00 am ET
by Rolang of 7734
Just flew over France
Dipped low for a loaf of bread
Cats walk on tables!
Haiku # 62426, February 23, 2019 5:15 am ET
by Balloon Basket passengers of Up
Hot air balloon ride
Just me and this old striped cat
We ain't coming down
Haiku # 62425, February 23, 2019 5:12 am ET
by Flying High of Up
They don't blur the shots
Your eyesight is getting worse
I think I know why
Haiku # 62424, February 23, 2019 3:46 am ET
by Guy with huge right hand of Masturbators Anonymous
You silly poets.
Megalopolis is Doomed.
Didn't you know that?
Haiku # 62423, February 23, 2019 3:32 am ET
by I wish they didn't blur out the pussy shots in Japanese porn.
A cross-eyed penis.
Cross-eyed Mary's a good song.
Gets no kicks from boys.
Haiku # 62422, February 23, 2019 3:29 am ET
by df -- the letching grey of Undisclosed
Megalopolis
Meet me at the popcorn stand
Dress like a corn dog
Haiku # 62421, February 23, 2019 3:25 am ET
by High AF of Bong
Cross eyed and painless
The lower head is talking
Stick it in my ear
Haiku # 62420, February 23, 2019 3:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The longest noodle
Your good fortune and long life
Slurped down in one gulp
Haiku # 62419, February 23, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Window seat of Gate of harmonious slurping
Get that book- low shelf
10,000 years quietude
Can not defeat boobs!

"My eyes are up here"
Maybe so, baby girlie
But mine are- elsewhere
Haiku # 62418, February 23, 2019 2:37 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The beach to ourselves
Am I eating durian
Or is it your shoe?
Haiku # 62417, February 23, 2019 2:27 am ET
by Traveler of Remote
Palm fronds are waving
Gas in any container
Careful what you drink
Haiku # 62416, February 23, 2019 2:25 am ET
by R U sure
Eyes seeing double
Tantric quadruple pleasure
Not even plugged in
Haiku # 62415, February 23, 2019 2:24 am ET
by U just wait
Next to dishwasher
Customized tv channel
Enjoy remote view
Haiku # 62414, February 23, 2019 2:22 am ET
by Jugs Malone
That library girl
Has her enormous melons
exposed to clients

Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
Haiku # 62413, February 23, 2019 2:20 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That library girl
Has her enormous big melons
exposed to clients

Every day low top
Library then breaks records
Of horny dude use
Haiku # 62412, February 23, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The urologist
Full of piss and vinegar
Less the vinegar
Haiku # 62411, February 23, 2019 1:22 am ET
by Vinegar teats of Cell block h
At home water birth
2 cups of strong black coffee
No doula required
Haiku # 62410, February 23, 2019 1:19 am ET
by Is there a plumber in the house ?
Jugs bouncing slo mo
Give way to sudden mood swing
Making it rain now
Haiku # 62409, February 23, 2019 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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