Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62497
That is how they found him
Every inch of his body
Covered with thick shit

Irresistible
What you are, Darth Figpucker.
You are the rum ball!

Gooey, a bit bold..
Not everyone
Haiku #62497
Posted: February 25, 2019 10:39 pm ET
Poet & location: Almost signed my real name