Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 77 Days and 74697 Haiku later...

I think he's hiding
The Figpucker character
What's your take on it?
Haiku # 61976, February 4, 2019 8:11 pm ET
by Someone
that's all right i ate
alligator and boy spam
seems so last season
Haiku # 61975, February 4, 2019 8:04 pm ET
by vhs
I've been waiting too
Robbed of every happiness
Except my fart jokes
Haiku # 61974, February 4, 2019 7:48 pm ET
by Farts
cynical of faith
i believe but I'm burned out
i just have to wait...
Haiku # 61973, February 4, 2019 7:17 pm ET
by vhs of frustrated, but patient
The magical fruit
Backend Bean Blow Out, Boom Boom!
Honey in the Horn
Haiku # 61972, February 4, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Smoking Herb Alpert of Horn of plenty more where that came from
Nobody home now
Like living in the mountains
ahh peace and quiet..

One more cup of beans
I put some honey in it
But not some whiskey..
Haiku # 61971, February 4, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Made in his image
I am God and you are God
God is hella ugly
Haiku # 61970, February 4, 2019 2:34 pm ET
by Religious AF of Off the Grid
It's never enough
Even human sacrifice
Never satisfied
Haiku # 61969, February 4, 2019 2:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Everyone bow down
The Great Ego in the Sky
Wants our attention
Haiku # 61968, February 4, 2019 2:28 pm ET
by sassy Smote Avoider
Tonite's the Big Game.
Wow. I am SO excited...
Haiku Superbowl !
Haiku # 61967, February 4, 2019 8:44 am ET
by Offensive Strategies of POETRY
i wonder if the
whiskers belong to a fine
neko lady...rowr?
Haiku # 61966, February 4, 2019 5:01 am ET
by vhs of most intriguing
Haiku Addiction
Sure, I can quit anytime
Okay, one more line
Haiku # 61965, February 4, 2019 4:55 am ET
by Friend of VHS. (Feline variety) of Haiku wavelength
there is no pain, spammed
voice of reason, money sold
30 pieces, pigs
Haiku # 61964, February 4, 2019 4:22 am ET
by vhs of i have the body of a pig...grunt grunt
Flying pigs wee wee.
Feed them blue and red food dye.
Prince's Purple Rain.

There's no more Pink Floyd.
Roger Water's Prince cover.
Rick Wright, RIP.
Haiku # 61963, February 4, 2019 3:33 am ET
by I mean "The "Artist" Formerly Known As Prince."
Dusty gutter dink
Tossed out the car window. Lost
A friend remembered
Haiku # 61962, February 4, 2019 2:19 am ET
by Guttersnipe of Gutter
Human resources
Internal organ harvest
Black market resale
Haiku # 61961, February 4, 2019 2:12 am ET
by Air bnb of Sleep with one eye open...wait where'd my other eye go...
Free filthy futon
Fornication foundation
Flounder fish fragrance
Haiku # 61960, February 4, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Freda
Halftime Tribute
Lay it down for Baphomet
Steroids on STEROIDS
Haiku # 61959, February 3, 2019 8:05 pm ET
by Undercooked Totinos of Small intestine
He's up to the task
Eight tentacles spinning plates
He's beating off, too
Haiku # 61958, February 3, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Louis c.k. & Starkitten of the PNW of Cephalopod King Restarant Corp.
Starkitten's recent
Epic magnificent verse
Was thusly penned: "He"
Haiku # 61957, February 3, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by QuaLanda of the projects in the Hood
Football be like this:
They gots round thangz on they head.
They all throwin shit
Haiku # 61956, February 3, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by LaQuanda of The Economist (guest columnist)
Chant to the spirits:
"He-ya he-ya hey halftime
Check those cheerleaders"
Haiku # 61955, February 3, 2019 7:07 pm ET
by Spiritual Supper Bowl of DOG
Hey! It's the big game!
Time to drink Ayahuasca
And speak with spirits
Haiku # 61954, February 3, 2019 7:03 pm ET
by NFL shaman of astral projection
Howard Cosell of
Spirit world that was funny
I almost laughed. Urp.
Haiku # 61953, February 3, 2019 7:00 pm ET
by Joe Namath's right buttcheek of Wings and Bud Lite Vomit Spew
He
Haiku # 61952, February 3, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of 100% Octopus owned restaurant
Driving down the road
In a motorized commode
Dropping off a load
Haiku # 61951, February 3, 2019 5:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of the Pacific Northwest of Woodland Park Zoo Komodo Dragon
The goofy uncle
Hail Mary pass to Grandma
Knocked out her dentures
Haiku # 61950, February 3, 2019 2:03 pm ET
by Brent Mussberger of Hades
Speaking of pig skin
Why not just eat the football?
Living room hog pile
Haiku # 61949, February 3, 2019 1:57 pm ET
by Howard Cosell of Spirit World
He had a big dink
Inflatable Pink Floyd pig
Life High off the Hog
Haiku # 61948, February 3, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Pork Bellies of Up
Some big game today.
That basketball tournament...
no wait -- it's hockey.
Haiku # 61947, February 3, 2019 12:58 pm ET
by Spectatored Sport of Spheroid
pigs will fly, esp. if
you put them in catapults
wee wee all the way...
Haiku # 61946, February 3, 2019 9:36 am ET
by vhs
Headstand if you can
Release the methane gasket
Now you are spinning
Haiku # 61945, February 3, 2019 12:31 am ET
by Phenomenon
Do you remember?
I have never forgotten
The humour in farts
Haiku # 61944, February 3, 2019 12:29 am ET
by Farter
Everyone makes farts
Even vegans cut the cheese
Make the most of it
Haiku # 61943, February 3, 2019 12:27 am ET
by Optimist
They aired out the room
Thick fog of fart molecules
I say, "Ambrosia!"
Haiku # 61942, February 3, 2019 12:25 am ET
by Sniffy of Room
No one will deny
that other races helped us.
But Anglos built this.
Haiku # 61941, February 2, 2019 7:43 pm ET
by Revisionists Eat Your Words
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
All for one- one all

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 61940, February 2, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
I don't have an answer
i just live day by day
yesterday's gone but

we live in its shadow
Haiku # 61939, February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by vhs
No American
Cares what color your hide is
Get over yourself

Just ride for the brand
Live by the Constitution
Get over your self

Some four hundred Blacks
Fought under George Washington
And Indians to

They made this nation
Along with their white brothers
Do not forget it.
Haiku # 61938, February 2, 2019 6:19 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Best thing about God
He hates every one of us
Take comfort in that
Haiku # 61937, February 2, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not VHS...
Nations established by whites
in Europe and here!
Haiku # 61936, February 2, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Go live in Underdeveloped World and Get Back to Me
Tell us VHS....
Just what is a "white nation?"
The one built by slaves?

Or maybe it is
One stolen from the natives?
Yup, all POC

should have built a wall
Before 1492
Them dang immigrants
Haiku # 61935, February 2, 2019 1:17 pm ET
by Jesus loves me more than you
Hula Hooping nude
Jump Back! Heaving mounds of lard
I'm shaking my junk
Haiku # 61934, February 2, 2019 3:10 am ET
by Fun person
Going down the drain
Washed clean of our earthly sins
Is God a wizard?
Haiku # 61933, February 2, 2019 3:07 am ET
by Cowering Skywatcher of Hiding
While high on bath salts,
Trump tells CIA to hack
badhaiku dot com.
Haiku # 61932, February 2, 2019 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Disconnected call
The future is butt dialing
Fart busy signal
Haiku # 61931, February 1, 2019 10:43 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Unbelievable
Tsunami waves in my tub
Washed hair with Haiku
Haiku # 61930, February 1, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Bath Tub
What the old bag said
Cheaper Accommodations
She's in a casket
Haiku # 61929, February 1, 2019 7:59 pm ET
by Big Grandma of Cheap Canadian Biotch
Totally agree!
I am fighting on your side!
Phuck the rest of them...
Haiku # 61928, February 1, 2019 7:17 pm ET
by Hasta la Victoria of Siempre
America has-
Always been diverse-jive ass!
Read some history...
Haiku # 61927, February 1, 2019 4:27 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
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