Remote view the moon
Far side in particular
Expecting report
by Sparklepony, MD of happy to not have been turned into glue
Improved reception
When I'm standing by the sink
You are quite handsome
by Anonymous Poet
Endangered Feces
Help Us Save the Chitterlings
And Their Habitat
by Nosy
Remote view R V
Feel hairs on your arm stand up
Got my eye on you
by Anonymous Poet
Trouser Trout again?
Pan fried/glow worm reduction
Button Fly Fishing
by Trouser Trout Fishing with Ted Williams and Richard Brautigan and again and again of In America
Too extreme for you?
"Eat lead" double entendre.
Mining pollution.
Google birth defects
from mercury found in fish.
Mostly Japanese.
by df of mic drop
Oh Farth Digpucker,
I have choice words for your soul--
But I must not speak.
by the banks of that beautiful river, we shall meet one day
Sushi submarine.
No mayo in this sandwich.
Roe and wasabi.
Madder than hatters.
Exceeds daily allowance.
Mercury fish balls.
Deformed, retarded,
Birth defect offspring off chutes.
From yuppies' raw fish.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Lamenting virgin
Every time you enter tight
Proffer ecstasy
by Ledge of Kentucky
Between your wanton
legs lies the truth of my very
indecisive mind
by Ledge of Kentucky
Ordered tuna sub
There's no tuna in this sub
Threw it at your head
by Bullseye. We call it a grinder
One took over line
We smoked salmon for dinner
Hard to keep it lit
by Now hacking cough of Paranoid
Implored ex-limo.
Defenestrated mustard.
Poupon, but of course.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Reliving my youth
Standing on top of dresser
Jump off. Land on bed
by Pantsload
That's not giving up
Giving up is disregard
For true ambitions
by Wheely Joe of round and round it goes
Fake cough in their hand
While yelling "Blow Job! Blow Job!"
At school assemblies
by Alumni of Memory Lane
I want to give up.
Buy a farm and plow the earth.
Have a plantation.
Fruits, vegetables,
orchards, apples, peaches, figs.
Especially figs.
Ripe, soft, sweet brown figs.
Sell them in farmer's markets
to discerning chefs.
Dirt on my blue jeans.
Soil under my nails.
Proud and defiant.
They'd see me and say,
"That's one dirty little fig
plucker." Har har har.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Pig shit smells so bad.
Who the fuck first ate "chitlins"?!?!
Should be called "shitlins".
Cook that shit outside!
Right now you nasty dumb bitch!
Unforgivable!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
*Walton's, not Watson's.
Dammit I suck on keyboards.
Sticky warts be bad.
by
You should not complain!
I've known many shaving cuts.
Mary Ellen's warts.
by Mary Ellen Watson's genital warts. of You'll only see me on special director's cuts.
John Boy Walton's mole
"That bastard tried to cut me
Every time he shaved."
by Walton's Mountain
Pigfuckery skills
politico manifest
humpability
by pooterificus unanimous
Interrupted kiss
Clunk. Cast Iron frying pan
Just desserts tonight
by Marriage whisperer of Pacific Northwest
first there is a mount
ain then there is no mountain
then there's krispy kremes
by goku of stupid haiku uno
Feeling rather proud.
Just killed a huge mosquito.
May have it mounted.
But then guess what now...
School's playing twerk tunes again.
Vo-Tech stripper jobs.
They might as well just
flat out teach prostitution.
Their best career choice.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Let us sing praises.
Contemplate savior Beavis.
He pooped for your sins.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
You forgot titties,
twat waffles, dog turds, pigs, and
snuffleupagus.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER is sick of people who are sick of people.
Fart, vomit, penis:
all I read at this website
it's just not worth it
by sick of all of you
He was not the man
He had been the night before
He had no penis
by Anonymous Poet
That fart was my friend
But he had to mosey on
Time to eat more beans
by Friendless Friend of Friendly Neighborhood
Used to live there
I thought we smoked it all up
Ate all the Cheezies
by Thetis Lake Monster of Undisclosed
Laughing at hoofprints
New horse in my living room
Handsome Hawkeye Pierce
by Starkitten of Living room with new foal
Subdued Excitement
Taming unwanted boner
Live Weather Report
by Weatherman with unwanted boner of On Air
Medicinal scones
A decidedly High Tea
At 4:20 sharp
by Herb
Always a challenge
Hopping up on the barstool
Drink til I fall off
by Drunk of Barstool
Hey man I'm sorry
I didn't mean to flush it
Your prize winning turd
by Flusher of Terlit
Hard Wood floor perverse
by Anonymous Poet
message from the floor
I like looking up your dress.
Walk on me... spike heels!
by Carpet Section of Home Depot
Heated seats and farts
A wet bratwurst sulphur slaw
Tailgating. Go Team!
by Janitors who hates this life of They don't call them bleachers for nothing
she said people say
things are ironic that aren't
it's quite ironic
by goku!
Huge bowel movement.
Dump so big, my soul feels purged.
Flush those sins away.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
maple leaf you say ?
canada legalises
the world keeps turning
by ash
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
by Travis Ruprecht Cornelius
The floor is Lava
Sub par restrooms. Heck, no!
Go outside. Use leaves.
by Bucket of My Ass
Any country where
public restrooms don't provide
TP... I hate them.
Donald Trump was right
when he said "shithole countries".
And only that once.
Toilets typically
don't have a seat, just a bowl.
Flush with a bucket.
by df
Can't post late at night
The "tablet" is Viagra
Table keeps lifting
by It's Magic of Electric Light Orchestra Pit
Sometimes Snoopy wins
And he dances on his house
Dog dish on his head
by C. Ya of In the Funny Pages
Kid hated reading
Gross. Pages stuck together.
Books made Dad horny
by Concerned Librarian of Library
Ben Denofer (here)
Barb Dwyer (here) Rob Graves (here)
Patty O'Lantern?
by Canadian of Might as well go for a soda too
Should one move to France?
Brioche, Cats on tables, wine
Bidets, bread, berets
by Oui of France
