Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60285
Feeling rather proud.
Just killed a huge mosquito.
May have it mounted.

But then guess what now...
School's playing twerk tunes again.
Vo-Tech stripper jobs.

They might as well just
flat out teach prostitution.
Their best career choice.
Haiku #60285
Posted: October 18, 2018 7:03 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER