Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60292
Pig shit smells so bad.
Who the fuck first ate "chitlins"?!?!
Should be called "shitlins".

Cook that shit outside!
Right now you nasty dumb bitch!
Unforgivable!
Haiku #60292
Posted: October 19, 2018 1:07 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER