Laughing at hoofprints
New horse in my living room
Handsome Hawkeye Pierce
by Starkitten of Living room with new foal
Subdued Excitement
Taming unwanted boner
Live Weather Report
by Weatherman with unwanted boner of On Air
Medicinal scones
A decidedly High Tea
At 4:20 sharp
by Herb
Always a challenge
Hopping up on the barstool
Drink til I fall off
by Drunk of Barstool
Hey man I'm sorry
I didn't mean to flush it
Your prize winning turd
by Flusher of Terlit
Hard Wood floor perverse
by Anonymous Poet
message from the floor
I like looking up your dress.
Walk on me... spike heels!
by Carpet Section of Home Depot
Heated seats and farts
A wet bratwurst sulphur slaw
Tailgating. Go Team!
by Janitors who hates this life of They don't call them bleachers for nothing
she said people say
things are ironic that aren't
it's quite ironic
by goku!
Huge bowel movement.
Dump so big, my soul feels purged.
Flush those sins away.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
maple leaf you say ?
canada legalises
the world keeps turning
by ash
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
by Travis Ruprecht Cornelius
The floor is Lava
Sub par restrooms. Heck, no!
Go outside. Use leaves.
by Bucket of My Ass
Any country where
public restrooms don't provide
TP... I hate them.
Donald Trump was right
when he said "shithole countries".
And only that once.
Toilets typically
don't have a seat, just a bowl.
Flush with a bucket.
by df
Can't post late at night
The "tablet" is Viagra
Table keeps lifting
by It's Magic of Electric Light Orchestra Pit
Sometimes Snoopy wins
And he dances on his house
Dog dish on his head
by C. Ya of In the Funny Pages
Kid hated reading
Gross. Pages stuck together.
Books made Dad horny
by Concerned Librarian of Library
Ben Denofer (here)
Barb Dwyer (here) Rob Graves (here)
Patty O'Lantern?
by Canadian of Might as well go for a soda too
Should one move to France?
Brioche, Cats on tables, wine
Bidets, bread, berets
by Oui of France
Bad music fart flute
Your windsong stays on my mind
Leaves skids on my sheets
by Avon Lady of Ding Dong ( got something to keep mosquitoes off... oh never mind)
Mosquito bites dink
Dink swells to almost average size
Swat pest? Maybe not...
by Anonymous Poet
A lamb raised by wolves
Luckily they didn't have
Any teeth or claws
by MONARCH of Zoo
VHS, you young
whippersnapper, it's no fad.
All their gens the same.
Craving bad music,
worse food, throw trash to the wind,
and can't stand reading.
I'm not being rude.
Young and old, it's what they do.
Should I move to France?
I hate apathy.
Maybe more than mosquitoes.
They have both in spades.
by df
DF old friend, now
history must go on, we
fight incompetence
every few gens you
see, sometimes woodstock wins it
sometimes, World War II
by vhs
I'm not able to
post late night, some technical
tablet issues...see
by vhs
Is Chivalry dead?
Damn syllables in distress
Jumpstart my haiku?
by Starkitten of Haiku Highway Milepost 575
Teach them Haiku moves
You show up. Dance like Tom Cruise
In Fruit of the Loom
VHS will pay
Top dollar. Haiku scholar.
Recruits drink baluts
by Secret Assistant to VHS of Voice in his head
I have lost all faith.
Twerking: the new school subject.
Pole dancing is next.
Government sponsored.
They seem to think this is art.
Love the Philippines.
Such a backwards place.
Litter, bad food, pollution,
whores don't use condoms.
If they spent as much money on health care education, and trash pick-up programs and infrastructure as they did on "dancing" in school programs and awards ceremonies for "who has the cleanest fingernails" (or something equally as stupid), it might be a good place to live. Other than that, stay away. Best advice I can give you. Philippines bad. Thailand good. Might pay Korea a visit some day. Korean food kicks ass.
Thailand has come a long way in 20 years. Serious improvements. The Philippines just keeps sinking deeper and deeper into the dark ages. Living there will make you lose all hope in humanity.
by df
Carved our initials
Century old Balete Tree
Put up tire swing
by Witchy Island
Split. Bite size pieces
Safest way to eat hot dog
(Mega Jumbo size)
by Admirer
The Siquijor whores
selling souvenirs to fend
off evil spirits.
I just laugh and say,
"It doesn't work or else I
would be kept away."
Then they tell me where
I can buy some cooked children.
Gotta love witches.
Needs barbecue sauce.
Other than that it's not bad.
Island of devils.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I want my head pierced.
Steve Martin's arrow, but real.
That would be extreme.
Open heart tattoo.
If you want to prove your love.
Talk about extreme!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Extreme body mod.
Only split end is penis.
Someone tell me why.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
He's such a nice guy
He's got the best hair ever
No split ends in sight
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Philippines souvenir shop
Figpucker. Mansion
Truckload of Conditioner
Glad to blow this load
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome
Snaggletooth Blow Job
Breathing new life into old game
Turtle Head pokes out
by Kennebunkport resident of Undisclosed
the old life is gone
the new one will never know
time burns all bridges
by df
*they're... shoot me now.
by Anonymous Poet
Tortoises mating.
Parents say that its leap frog.
No, mom, their fucking.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Deadliest of snot.
Exploding monkey boogers.
Bursting zoo windows.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I think I am gay.
I just drank two apple beers.
What's more gay than that?!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There's a huge problem.
It's right down inside my pants.
The back, not the front.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Asleep at the wheel
Chaos! Noise Lights Farts....Steering
Long haul guardrail graze
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Mack's Truck
Semi-Consciousness
Breathing Farts. Having visions
A Back end blow out
by Mack of Rest Area (with showers)
Driving and thinking
Mighty strange thoughts. Full Moon.
Practice Thriller Dance
by Mack
Pissing in a can
Then chuck it out my window
I love truck driving
by Mack
Whiskey on the floor
Falling for you. Falling apart
Giving you my fart
by Anonymous Poet
There's someone I know
Went to Africa said the
Pygmies have great weed
by Surprising Facts of Africa
Get Help. Sign up now.
Hair Conditioner Anon
Friend of Vidal S.
by Anonymous Poet
Freedom from desire
It irritates some people
I say good riddance
by MONARCH of Happy Fun Making Time