Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77132 Haiku later...

Figpucker. Mansion
Truckload of Conditioner
Glad to blow this load
Haiku # 60244, October 16, 2018 12:17 pm ET
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome
Snaggletooth Blow Job
Breathing new life into old game
Turtle Head pokes out
Haiku # 60243, October 16, 2018 12:08 pm ET
by Kennebunkport resident of Undisclosed
the old life is gone
the new one will never know
time burns all bridges
Haiku # 60242, October 16, 2018 10:46 am ET
by df
*they're... shoot me now.
Haiku # 60241, October 16, 2018 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tortoises mating.
Parents say that its leap frog.
No, mom, their fucking.
Haiku # 60240, October 16, 2018 10:26 am ET
Deadliest of snot.
Exploding monkey boogers.
Bursting zoo windows.
Haiku # 60239, October 16, 2018 6:19 am ET
I think I am gay.
I just drank two apple beers.
What's more gay than that?!
Haiku # 60238, October 16, 2018 4:15 am ET
There's a huge problem.
It's right down inside my pants.
The back, not the front.
Haiku # 60237, October 16, 2018 4:11 am ET
Asleep at the wheel
Chaos! Noise Lights Farts....Steering
Long haul guardrail graze
Haiku # 60236, October 16, 2018 2:59 am ET
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Mack's Truck
Breathing Farts. Having visions
A Back end blow out
Haiku # 60235, October 16, 2018 12:45 am ET
by Mack of Rest Area (with showers)
Driving and thinking
Mighty strange thoughts. Full Moon.
Practice Thriller Dance
Haiku # 60234, October 16, 2018 12:41 am ET
by Mack
Pissing in a can
Then chuck it out my window
I love truck driving
Haiku # 60233, October 16, 2018 12:36 am ET
by Mack
Whiskey on the floor
Falling for you. Falling apart
Giving you my fart
Haiku # 60232, October 16, 2018 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's someone I know
Went to Africa said the
Pygmies have great weed
Haiku # 60231, October 16, 2018 12:23 am ET
by Surprising Facts of Africa
Get Help. Sign up now.
Hair Conditioner Anon
Friend of Vidal S.
Haiku # 60230, October 16, 2018 12:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Freedom from desire
It irritates some people
I say good riddance
Haiku # 60229, October 16, 2018 12:02 am ET
by MONARCH of Happy Fun Making Time
Leftovers from lunch
Bento box spread wide open
Microbes hard at work
Haiku # 60228, October 15, 2018 9:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pie on windowsill
Will it attract a hobo?
Or a line of ants?
Haiku # 60227, October 15, 2018 9:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sometimes I just wish
I had a huge problem like
The one in your pants
Haiku # 60226, October 15, 2018 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God is watching you
Seen your Amazon Wish List
More conditioner?!!!
Haiku # 60225, October 15, 2018 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nanny Goat's got goals
Stealing shirts off the clothesline
Bleating, skipping around
Haiku # 60224, October 15, 2018 9:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The men with huge feet
Will be there soon, as you know
Huge feet and a big....
Haiku # 60223, October 15, 2018 9:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Feeling organic.
Goat milk granola climax.
Chunky and funky.
Haiku # 60222, October 15, 2018 9:24 pm ET
God hates us I know.
Cows don't make chocolate milk.
Mosquitoes exist.
Haiku # 60221, October 15, 2018 8:43 pm ET
well leave them leaves a
bit alone they end up on
the neighbor's yard way
Haiku # 60220, October 15, 2018 6:35 pm ET
by vhs
Lazy and ice cold
I just want to be the first
To climb Mt. Haikuji
Haiku # 60219, October 15, 2018 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Witchy Autumn Spell
Wind blow leaves to neighbor's yard
Can't rake them. Too hard.
Haiku # 60218, October 15, 2018 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
recipe for love
A bottomless cup of coffee
Topless barista
Haiku # 60217, October 15, 2018 1:59 pm ET
by Black Coffee of In bed
Standing in line now
Free samples of the worms day
Fly out your way soon
Haiku # 60216, October 15, 2018 12:34 pm ET
by Robin of Your yard
Haiku # 60215, October 15, 2018 10:29 am ET
by Christ, I suck.
Haiku # 60214, October 15, 2018 10:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chocolate Jesus.
This is My Body and Blood.
Cream filled, bite the head.

Eaterbated Peeps.
Fertiled eggs will soon hatch
a Devilish plan.
Haiku # 60213, October 15, 2018 5:01 am ET
by Fat Drug Her Pick
And finally, this
Wind is blowing my mind off
The thing it sits on
Haiku # 60212, October 15, 2018 2:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carrying my phone
Looking cool as fuck all, eh?
Watch me talk on it
Haiku # 60211, October 15, 2018 2:38 am ET
by Cool
Writing my poem
About the new haiku smell
Feeling so lucky
Haiku # 60210, October 15, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Forecast calls for wind
Blowing straight out of your junk
And out the back end

Tie down the whole street
Seek out cover and good coffee
Wait out this weather
Haiku # 60209, October 15, 2018 2:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hair conditioner
We know what you do with it
So, stop it right now
Haiku # 60208, October 15, 2018 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Genoa hard salami?
Comes with own mayo
Haiku # 60207, October 15, 2018 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
priesthood and boners
The only problem with this
Hiding salami
Haiku # 60206, October 15, 2018 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Birdsong of the wind
Lullaby of the fat worms
Asleep in the nest
Haiku # 60205, October 15, 2018 1:30 am ET
by Happy Baby Bird of Nest
Delicate crane's eggs
Tickled by fluttering wind
Humping fan on low
Haiku # 60204, October 15, 2018 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Multitasking rules!
Masturbate to poetry.
Kill two birds, you know.
Haiku # 60203, October 15, 2018 1:19 am ET
Danced with my old friend
Tornado Toes ( he's a ghost)
Hit him up some time
Haiku # 60202, October 15, 2018 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penis size the same
Lookalike of the sandworms
Protein shakes for all
Haiku # 60201, October 15, 2018 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Erection distract
Practice Haiku discipline
Leave ding dong alone
Haiku # 60200, October 15, 2018 1:06 am ET
by Advice
Who needs an erection
With all this poetry
To look forward to
Haiku # 60199, October 15, 2018 1:01 am ET
by Simpleton of 17 syllables and a microphone
What I was thinking
The wind was just letting go
Breathing on your head
Haiku # 60198, October 15, 2018 12:57 am ET
by Where's your hat?
Smoking in the dark
In bed listening to grunge
Burned my limp dick
Haiku # 60197, October 15, 2018 12:48 am ET
by Damn frustrated
The wind blew and extinguished
A burning lamp's wick
That's why it's so smoky in here
Remembering Nirvana
Haiku # 60196, October 15, 2018 12:45 am ET
by Simpleton
I take more showers than necessary
Because the last time I was happy
I was taking a shower
Attempting to recreate contentment
Haiku # 60195, October 15, 2018 12:40 am ET
by Simpleton of it feels like a long time ago
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