*they're... shoot me now.
by Anonymous Poet
Tortoises mating.
Parents say that its leap frog.
No, mom, their fucking.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Deadliest of snot.
Exploding monkey boogers.
Bursting zoo windows.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I think I am gay.
I just drank two apple beers.
What's more gay than that?!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There's a huge problem.
It's right down inside my pants.
The back, not the front.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Asleep at the wheel
Chaos! Noise Lights Farts....Steering
Long haul guardrail graze
by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Mack's Truck
Semi-Consciousness
Breathing Farts. Having visions
A Back end blow out
by Mack of Rest Area (with showers)
Driving and thinking
Mighty strange thoughts. Full Moon.
Practice Thriller Dance
by Mack
Pissing in a can
Then chuck it out my window
I love truck driving
by Mack
Whiskey on the floor
Falling for you. Falling apart
Giving you my fart
by Anonymous Poet
There's someone I know
Went to Africa said the
Pygmies have great weed
by Surprising Facts of Africa
Get Help. Sign up now.
Hair Conditioner Anon
Friend of Vidal S.
by Anonymous Poet
Freedom from desire
It irritates some people
I say good riddance
by MONARCH of Happy Fun Making Time
Leftovers from lunch
Bento box spread wide open
Microbes hard at work
by Anonymous Poet
Pie on windowsill
Will it attract a hobo?
Or a line of ants?
by Anonymous Poet
Sometimes I just wish
I had a huge problem like
The one in your pants
by Anonymous Poet
God is watching you
Seen your Amazon Wish List
More conditioner?!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Nanny Goat's got goals
Stealing shirts off the clothesline
Bleating, skipping around
by Anonymous Poet
The men with huge feet
Will be there soon, as you know
Huge feet and a big....
by Anonymous Poet
Feeling organic.
Goat milk granola climax.
Chunky and funky.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
God hates us I know.
Cows don't make chocolate milk.
Mosquitoes exist.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
well leave them leaves a
bit alone they end up on
the neighbor's yard way
by vhs
Lazy and ice cold
I just want to be the first
To climb Mt. Haikuji
by Anonymous Poet
Witchy Autumn Spell
Wind blow leaves to neighbor's yard
Can't rake them. Too hard.
by Anonymous Poet
recipe for love
A bottomless cup of coffee
Topless barista
by Black Coffee of In bed
Standing in line now
Free samples of the worms day
Fly out your way soon
by Robin of Your yard
*Fertilized.
by Christ, I suck.
*EasterBated
by Anonymous Poet
Chocolate Jesus.
This is My Body and Blood.
Cream filled, bite the head.
Eaterbated Peeps.
Fertiled eggs will soon hatch
a Devilish plan.
by Fat Drug Her Pick
And finally, this
Wind is blowing my mind off
The thing it sits on
by Anonymous Poet
Carrying my phone
Looking cool as fuck all, eh?
Watch me talk on it
by Cool
Writing my poem
About the new haiku smell
Feeling so lucky
by Anonymous Poet
Forecast calls for wind
Blowing straight out of your junk
And out the back end
Tie down the whole street
Seek out cover and good coffee
Wait out this weather
by Anonymous Poet
Hair conditioner
We know what you do with it
So, stop it right now
by Anonymous Poet
Delicatessen
Genoa hard salami?
Comes with own mayo
by Anonymous Poet
priesthood and boners
The only problem with this
Hiding salami
by Anonymous Poet
Birdsong of the wind
Lullaby of the fat worms
Asleep in the nest
by Happy Baby Bird of Nest
Delicate crane's eggs
Tickled by fluttering wind
Humping fan on low
by Anonymous Poet
Multitasking rules!
Masturbate to poetry.
Kill two birds, you know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Danced with my old friend
Tornado Toes ( he's a ghost)
Hit him up some time
by Anonymous Poet
Penis size the same
Lookalike of the sandworms
Protein shakes for all
by Anonymous Poet
Erection distract
Practice Haiku discipline
Leave ding dong alone
by Advice
Who needs an erection
With all this poetry
To look forward to
by Simpleton of 17 syllables and a microphone
What I was thinking
The wind was just letting go
Breathing on your head
by Where's your hat?
Smoking in the dark
In bed listening to grunge
Burned my limp dick
by Damn frustrated
The wind blew and extinguished
A burning lamp's wick
That's why it's so smoky in here
Remembering Nirvana
by Simpleton
I take more showers than necessary
Because the last time I was happy
I was taking a shower
Attempting to recreate contentment
by Simpleton of it feels like a long time ago
Deglazing the pot
White porcelain bowl. Hot stew
Martha Stewart shits
by Martha and 400 assistants of Connecticut
Working hard scrub floor
Show you my big bento box
Join me for lunch, yes?
by Kit
Extra large popcorn
Hole cut out of the bottom
Yeah, that's him right there
by Theatre goer
