Danced with my old friend
Tornado Toes ( he's a ghost)
Hit him up some time
by Anonymous Poet
Penis size the same
Lookalike of the sandworms
Protein shakes for all
by Anonymous Poet
Erection distract
Practice Haiku discipline
Leave ding dong alone
by Advice
Who needs an erection
With all this poetry
To look forward to
by Simpleton of 17 syllables and a microphone
What I was thinking
The wind was just letting go
Breathing on your head
by Where's your hat?
Smoking in the dark
In bed listening to grunge
Burned my limp dick
by Damn frustrated
The wind blew and extinguished
A burning lamp's wick
That's why it's so smoky in here
Remembering Nirvana
by Simpleton
I take more showers than necessary
Because the last time I was happy
I was taking a shower
Attempting to recreate contentment
by Simpleton of it feels like a long time ago
Deglazing the pot
White porcelain bowl. Hot stew
Martha Stewart shits
by Martha and 400 assistants of Connecticut
Working hard scrub floor
Show you my big bento box
Join me for lunch, yes?
by Kit
Extra large popcorn
Hole cut out of the bottom
Yeah, that's him right there
by Theatre goer
The Japanese like
sordid carnal nastiness.
Look at anime!
by MyToyota MushySushi
guess what...i
f~posted from my tv
fracking sweet remote
by j bot
submissive haiku?
if im dominant then what
BDSMku
by j bot
**Imploding "HEAD meat"
Not "Heat meat".
Honestly.... can't type.
by Anonymous Poet
Gay millenials
have a problem with dairy,
yet eat their own "cheese".
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Burn in Hell Haiku:
vapid, superficial verse.
Go home to Japan!
by eat my words of wisdom
Please: more verse about
sordid carnal nastiness.
THAT'S real Haiku (not)
by Sick of your stench and tired of this site
He's mocking me!
I'm mocking myself under a pseudo pseudonym and I won't stop!
He's craving equations. I must feed him!
Bye bye the by and by for now, I'll thank the cow
for the cheese, and next time say please.
by Pig Fart Her Duck
Imploding heat meat.
Vacuum pump in rump to brain.
B4 you're insane!
by But her buttered butt, err...
Dead prostitutes, cough,
Poems, fat old mosquitoes,
Rancid moldy cheese.
by But her fly is stuck
Exploding ass meat.
Roast rump nitroglycerine.
C4 long pig ham.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Enslave all Earth's beasts
for my spoiled dairy feast.
I know no karma.
I need no dharma
Dolly llama cheeese, so pass
the crackers, honky.
And I'll pass the gass.
Proverbial cut the cheese.
Limburger blasting.
Limburger is just
really funky brie, you see.
What God made cows for.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dead mosquitoes, cheese,
coffee, cute young prostitutes,
and bad poetry.
by But her butterfly tattooed ass in the air
Vegan Pacino
Heaps of Parma! Good Karma!
Made with walnuts, yeast
by Anonymous Poet
Baked in your pie hole
Four and twenty blackbirds
Singing. Dead of night
by Anonymous Poet
Injecting goat cheese.
Smoked Gouda Buddha bong hits.
Snorting Parmesan.
I fucking love cheese.
Cholesterol filled downfall.
Delicious descent.
Worth the heart attacks.
Worth the hardened arteries.
Red wine cracker friends.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Rape the vegan nuns on the alters of C'thulu.
Cross Country Convoy
Cathetered cock constant cruise
Canned cuisine cooking
by Mack
Pies' fart greaseless then
Remembered outside my hole
Ass blows shameful kiss
by But her fly is undone
Sunday Communion
Vegan Parmesan sprinkle
Priest, Try stopping me
by Starkitten of Cataholic Church
Changes repeating
Me commanding door open
Fortune of hustle
by But her fly is unzipped
Perhaps a cocktail.
Cocaine/frog/devil's trumpet.
And a cheap strumpet.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Maybe frog toxins.
Is there anything to lose?
Other than my mind.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Craving a new high.
Devil's trumpets are calling.
But to smoke or drink?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Slip into comfort
Dongola Nullifiers
Shoes of yesteryear
by Scuffy
Sun shines bright at dawn
Fragrant scents within this fall
Flames flicker restless
by MONARCH
Women of ages
Tranquil peace as time returns
Money spent on top
by MONARCH
Eyes dart voiceless now
Forgotten within my soul
Grass grows game of bliss
by MONARCH
Repeating changes
Open door commanding me
Hustle of fortune
by MONARCH
Armies march humbly
Wolf like sheep glances quickly
Leaves drift lonely now
by MONARCH
You won't get blisters
If you don't rake up the leaves
Ban leaf blowers, too
by Starkitten of Far away from rakes
Bird flies throughout all
Tender hug collapsing slow
Eyes dart back and forth
by MONARCH
I don't know what a
disconnect will do for me
or to me, the leaves
outside sure do look
like a wonderful change to
mixed up laptop things
by vhs
there are insane folks
in the world who will lash out
at complete strangers
I'm worried about
someone i care about right
now so Im concerned
by vhs
Be a kid again
Jumping into rain puddles
Shoes dark like mud cake
by annacuppiecake of australia
The end of the world
Is not the end of the world
There's still stuff to do
by MONARCH of Wasteland
Farts are my life now
The only problem with this
The wind is howling
by Anonymous Poet
The best way out there
Just got the best thing ever
Seatless Bicycle
by Hurts So Good
I have never seen
The wind. I am not sure why.
I just want a kite
by Greedy
The best thing now is
The wind is howling. I can't
Hear my nasty farts
by Huh.?