Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60176
Injecting goat cheese.
Smoked Gouda Buddha bong hits.
Snorting Parmesan.

I fucking love cheese.
Cholesterol filled downfall.
Delicious descent.

Worth the heart attacks.
Worth the hardened arteries.
Red wine cracker friends.
Haiku #60176
Posted: October 14, 2018 7:20 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of Rape the vegan nuns on the alters of C'thulu.